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I. How Robin Hood Came to Be an Outlaw
In merry England in the time of old, when good King Henry the
Second ruled the land, there lived within the green glades of
Sherwood Forest, near Nottingham Town, a famous outlaw whose
name was Robin Hood. No archer ever lived that could speed a
gray goose shaft with such skill and cunning as his, nor were
there ever such yeomen as the sevenscore merry men that roamed
with him through the greenwood shades. Right merrily they
dwelled within the depths of Sherwood Forest, suffering neither
care nor want, but passing the time in merry games of archery or
bouts of cudgel play, living upon the King's venison, washed
down with draughts of ale of October brewing.
Not only Robin himself but all the band were outlaws and
dwelled apart from other men, yet they were beloved by the
country people round about, for no one ever came to jolly Robin
for help in time of need and went away again with an empty fist.
And now I will tell how it came about that Robin Hood fell
afoul of the law.
When Robin was a youth of eighteen, stout of sinew and bold
of heart, the Sheriff of Nottingham proclaimed a shooting match
and offered a prize of a butt of ale to whosoever should shoot
the best shaft in Nottinghamshire. "Now," quoth Robin, "will I
go too, for fain would I draw a string for the bright eyes of my
lass and a butt of good October brewing." So up he got and took
his good stout yew bow and a score or more of broad clothyard
arrows, and started off from Locksley Town through Sherwood
Forest to Nottingham.
It was at the dawn of day in the merry Maytime, when
hedgerows are green and flowers bedeck the meadows; daisies pied
and yellow cuckoo buds and fair primroses all along the briery
hedges; when apple buds blossom and sweet birds sing, the lark
at dawn of day, the throstle cock and cuckoo; when lads and
lasses look upon each other with sweet thoughts; when busy
housewives spread their linen to bleach upon the bright green
grass. Sweet was the greenwood as he walked along its paths, and
bright the green and rustling leaves, amid which the little
birds sang with might and main: and blithely Robin whistled as
he trudged along, thinking of Maid Marian and her bright eyes,
for at such times a youth's thoughts are wont to turn pleasantly
upon the lass that he loves the best.
As thus he walked along with a brisk step and a merry
whistle, he came suddenly upon some foresters seated beneath a
great oak tree. Fifteen there were in all, making themselves
merry with feasting and drinking as they sat around a huge
pasty, to which each man helped himself, thrusting his hands
into the pie, and washing down that which they ate with great
horns of ale which they drew all foaming from a barrel that
stood nigh. Each man was clad in Lincoln green, and a fine show
they made, seated upon the sward beneath that fair, spreading
tree. Then one of them, with his mouth full, called out to
Robin, "Hulloa, where goest thou, little lad, with thy one-penny
bow and thy farthing shafts?"
Then Robin grew angry, for no stripling likes to be taunted
with his green years.
"Now," quoth he, "my bow and eke mine arrows are as good as
shine; and moreover, I go to the shooting match at Nottingham
Town, which same has been proclaimed by our good Sheriff of
Nottinghamshire; there I will shoot with other stout yeomen, for
a prize has been offered of a fine butt of ale."
Then one who held a horn of ale in his hand said, "Ho! listen
to the lad! Why, boy, thy mother's milk is yet scarce dry upon
thy lips, and yet thou pratest of standing up with good stout
men at Nottingham butts, thou who art scarce able to draw one
string of a two-stone bow."
"I'll hold the best of you twenty marks," quoth bold Robin,
"that I hit the clout at threescore rods, by the good help of
Our Lady fair."
At this all laughed aloud, and one said, "Well boasted, thou
fair infant, well boasted! And well thou knowest that no target
is nigh to make good thy wager."
And another cried, "He will be taking ale with his milk
next."
At this Robin grew right mad. "Hark ye," said he, "yonder, at
the glade's end, I see a herd of deer, even more than threescore
rods distant. I'll hold you twenty marks that, by leave of Our
Lady, I cause the best hart among them to die."
"Now done!" cried he who had spoken first. "And here are
twenty marks. I wager that thou causest no beast to die, with or
without the aid of Our Lady."
Then Robin took his good yew bow in his hand, and placing the
tip at his instep, he strung it right deftly; then he nocked a
broad clothyard arrow and, raising the bow, drew the gray goose
feather to his ear; the next moment the bowstring rang and the
arrow sped down the glade as a sparrowhawk skims in a northern
wind. High leaped the noblest hart of all the herd, only to fall
dead, reddening the green path with his heart's blood.
"Ha!" cried Robin, "how likest thou that shot, good fellow? I
wot the wager were mine, an it were three hundred pounds."
Then all the foresters were filled with rage, and he who had
spoken the first and had lost the wager was more angry than all.
"Nay," cried he, "the wager is none of thine, and get thee
gone, straightway, or, by all the saints of heaven, I'll baste
thy sides until thou wilt ne'er be able to walk again." "Knowest
thou not," said another, "that thou hast killed the King's deer,
and, by the laws of our gracious lord and sovereign King Harry,
thine ears should be shaven close to thy head?"
"Catch him!" cried a third.
"Nay," said a fourth, "let him e'en go because of his tender
years."
Never a word said Robin Hood, but he looked at the foresters
with a grim face; then, turning on his heel, strode away from
them down the forest glade. But his heart was bitterly angry,
for his blood was hot and youthful and prone to boil.
Now, well would it have been for him who had first spoken had
he left Robin Hood alone; but his anger was hot, both because
the youth had gotten the better of him and because of the deep
draughts of ale that he had been quaffing. So, of a sudden,
without any warning, he sprang to his feet, and seized upon his
bow and fitted it to a shaft. "Ay," cried he, "and I'll hurry
thee anon." And he sent the arrow whistling after Robin.
It was well for Robin Hood that that same forester's head was
spinning with ale, or else he would never have taken another
step. As it was, the arrow whistled within three inches of his
head. Then he turned around and quickly drew his own bow, and
sent an arrow back in return.
"Ye said I was no archer," cried he aloud, "but say so now
again!"
The shaft flew straight; the archer fell forward with a cry,
and lay on his face upon the ground, his arrows rattling about
him from out of his quiver, the gray goose shaft wet with his;
heart's blood. Then, before the others could gather their wits
about them, Robin Hood was gone into the depths of the
greenwood. Some started after him, but not with much heart, for
each feared to suffer the death of his fellow; so presently they
all came and lifted the dead man up and bore him away to
Nottingham Town.
Meanwhile Robin Hood ran through the greenwood. Gone was all
the joy and brightness from everything, for his heart was sick
within him, and it was borne in upon his soul that he had slain
a man.
"Alas!" cried he, "thou hast found me an archer that will
make thy wife to wring! I would that thou hadst ne'er said one
word to me, or that I had never passed thy way, or e'en that my
right forefinger had been stricken off ere that this had
happened! In haste I smote, but grieve I sore at leisure!" And
then, even in his trouble, he remembered the old saw that "What
is done is done; and the egg cracked cannot be cured."
And so he came to dwell in the greenwood that was to be his
home for many a year to come, never again to see the happy days
with the lads and lasses of sweet Locksley Town; for he was
outlawed, not only because he had killed a man, but also because
he had poached upon the King's deer, and two hundred pounds were
set upon his head, as a reward for whoever would bring him to
the court of the King.
Now the Sheriff of Nottingham swore that he himself would
bring this knave Robin Hood to justice, and for two reasons:
first, because he wanted the two hundred pounds, and next,
because the forester that Robin Hood had killed was of kin to
him.
But Robin Hood lay hidden in Sherwood Forest for one year,
and in that time there gathered around him many others like
himself, cast out from other folk for this cause and for that.
Some had shot deer in hungry wintertime, when they could get no
other food, and had been seen in the act by the foresters, but
had escaped, thus saving their ears; some had been turned out of
their inheritance, that their farms might be added to the King's
lands in Sherwood Forest; some had been despoiled by a great
baron or a rich abbot or a powerful esquire-- all, for one cause
or another, had come to Sherwood to escape wrong and oppression.
So, in all that year, fivescore or more good stout yeomen
gathered about Robin Hood, and chose him to be their leader and
chief. Then they vowed that even as they themselves had been
despoiled they would despoil their oppressors, whether baron,
abbot, knight, or squire, and that from each they would take
that which had been wrung from the poor by unjust taxes, or land
rents, or in wrongful fines. But to the poor folk they would
give a helping hand in need and trouble, and would return to
them that which had been unjustly taken from them. Besides this,
they swore never to harm a child nor to wrong a woman, be she
maid, wife, or widow; so that, after a while, when the people
began to find that no harm was meant to them, but that money or
food came in time of want to many a poor family, they came to
praise Robin and his merry men, and to tell many tales of him
and of his doings in Sherwood Forest, for they felt him to be
one of themselves.
Up rose Robin Hood one merry morn when all the birds were
singing blithely among the leaves, and up rose all his merry
men, each fellow washing his head and hands in the cold brown
brook that leaped laughing from stone to stone. Then said Robin,
"For fourteen days have we seen no sport, so now I will go
abroad to seek adventures forthwith. But tarry ye, my merry men
all, here in the greenwood; only see that ye mind well my call.
Three blasts upon the bugle horn I will blow in my hour of need;
then come quickly, for I shall want your aid."
So saying, he strode away through the leafy forest glades
until he had come to the verge of Sherwood. There he wandered
for a long time, through highway and byway, through dingly dell
and forest skirts. Now he met a fair buxom lass in a shady lane,
and each gave the other a merry word and passed their way; now
he saw a fair lady upon an ambling pad, to whom he doffed his
cap, and who bowed sedately in return to the fair youth; now he
saw a fat monk on a pannier-laden ass; now a gallant knight,
with spear and shield and armor that flashed brightly in the
sunlight; now a page clad in crimson; and now a stout burgher
from good Nottingham Town, pacing along with serious footsteps;
all these sights he saw, but adventure found he none. At last he
took a road by the forest skirts, a bypath that dipped toward a
broad, pebbly stream spanned by a narrow bridge made of a log of
wood. As he drew nigh this bridge he saw a tall stranger coming
from the other side. Thereupon Robin quickened his pace, as did
the stranger likewise, each thinking to cross first.
"Now stand thou back," quoth Robin, "and let the better man
cross first."
"Nay," answered the stranger, "then stand back shine own
self, for the better man, I wet, am I."
"That will we presently see," quoth Robin, "and meanwhile
stand thou where thou art, or else, by the bright brow of Saint
Aelfrida, I will show thee right good Nottingham play with a
clothyard shaft betwixt thy ribs."
"Now," quoth the stranger, "I will tan thy hide till it be as
many colors as a beggar's cloak, if thou darest so much as touch
a string of that same bow that thou holdest in thy hands."
"Thou pratest like an ass," said Robin, "for I could send
this shaft clean through thy proud heart before a curtal friar
could say grace over a roast goose at Michaelmastide."
"And thou pratest like a coward," answered the stranger, "for
thou standest there with a good yew bow to shoot at my heart,
while I have nought in my hand but a plain blackthorn staff
wherewith to meet thee."
"Now," quoth Robin, "by the faith of my heart, never have I
had a coward's name in all my life before. I will lay by my
trusty bow and eke my arrows, and if thou darest abide my
coming, I will go and cut a cudgel to test thy manhood withal."
"Ay, marry, that will I abide thy coming, and joyously, too,"
quoth the stranger; whereupon he leaned sturdily upon his staff
to await Robin.
Then Robin Hood stepped quickly to the coverside and cut a
good staff of ground oak, straight, without new, and six feet in
length, and came back trimming away the tender stems from it,
while the stranger waited for him, leaning upon his staff, and
whistling as he gazed round about. Robin observed him furtively
as he trimmed his staff, measuring him from top to toe from out
the corner of his eye, and thought that he had never seen a
lustier or a stouter man. Tall was Robin, but taller was the
stranger by a head and a neck, for he was seven feet in height.
Broad was Robin across the shoulders, but broader was the
stranger by twice the breadth of a palm, while he measured at
least an ell around the waist.
"Nevertheless," said Robin to himself, "I will baste thy hide
right merrily, my good fellow"; then, aloud, "Lo, here is my
good staff, lusty and tough. Now wait my coming, an thou darest,
and meet me an thou fearest not. Then we will fight until one or
the other of us tumble into the stream by dint of blows."
"Marry, that meeteth my whole heart!" cried the stranger,
twirling his staff above his head, betwixt his fingers and
thumb, until it whistled again.
Never did the Knights of Arthur's Round Table meet in a
stouter fight than did these two. In a moment Robin stepped
quickly upon the bridge where the stranger stood; first he made
a feint, and then delivered a blow at the stranger's head that,
had it met its mark, would have tumbled him speedily into the
water. But the stranger turned the blow right deftly and in
return gave one as stout, which Robin also turned as the
stranger had done. So they stood, each in his place, neither
moving a finger's-breadth back, for one good hour, and many
blows were given and received by each in that time, till here
and there were sore bones and bumps, yet neither thought of
crying "Enough," nor seemed likely to fall from off the bridge.
Now and then they stopped to rest, and each thought that he
never had seen in all his life before such a hand at
quarterstaff. At last Robin gave the stranger a blow upon the
ribs that made his jacket smoke like a damp straw thatch in the
sun. So shrewd was the stroke that the stranger came within a
hair's-breadth of falling off the bridge, but he regained
himself right quickly and, by a dexterous blow, gave Robin a
crack on the crown that caused the blood to flow. Then Robin
grew mad with anger and smote with all his might at the other.
But the stranger warded the blow and once again thwacked Robin,
and this time so fairly that he fell heels over head into the
water, as the queen pin falls in a game of bowls.
"And where art thou now, my good lad?" shouted the stranger,
roaring with laughter.
"Oh, in the flood and floating adown with the tide," cried
Robin, nor could he forbear laughing himself at his sorry
plight. Then, gaining his feet, he waded to the bank, the little
fish speeding hither and thither, all frightened at his
splashing.
"Give me thy hand," cried he, when he had reached the bank.
"I must needs own thou art a brave and a sturdy soul and,
withal, a good stout stroke with the cudgels. By this and by
that, my head hummeth like to a hive of bees on a hot June day."
Then he clapped his horn to his lips and winded a blast that
went echoing sweetly down the forest paths. "Ay, marry," quoth
he again, "thou art a tall lad, and eke a brave one, for ne'er,
I bow, is there a man betwixt here and Canterbury Town could do
the like to me that thou hast done."
"And thou," quoth the stranger, laughing, "takest thy
cudgeling like a brave heart and a stout yeoman."
But now the distant twigs and branches rustled with the
coming of men, and suddenly a score or two of good stout yeomen,
all clad in Lincoln green, burst from out the covert, with merry
Will Stutely at their head.
"Good master," cried Will, "how is this? Truly thou art all
wet from head to foot, and that to the very skin."
"Why, marry," answered jolly Robin, "yon stout fellow hath
tumbled me neck and crop into the water and hath given me a
drubbing beside."
"Then shall he not go without a ducking and eke a drubbing
himself!" cried Will Stutely. "Have at him, lads!"
Then Will and a score of yeomen leaped upon the stranger, but
though they sprang quickly they found him ready and felt him
strike right and left with his stout staff, so that, though he
went down with press of numbers, some of them rubbed cracked
crowns before he was overcome.
"Nay, forbear!" cried Robin, laughing until his sore sides
ached again. "He is a right good man and true, and no harm shall
befall him. Now hark ye, good youth, wilt thou stay with me and
be one of my band? Three suits of Lincoln green shalt thou have
each year, beside forty marks in fee, and share with us
whatsoever good shall befall us. Thou shalt eat sweet venison
and quaff the stoutest ale, and mine own good right-hand man
shalt thou be, for never did I see such a cudgel player in all
my life before. Speak! Wilt thou be one of my good merry men?"
"That know I not," quoth the stranger surlily, for he was
angry at being so tumbled about. "If ye handle yew bow and apple
shaft no better than ye do oaken cudgel, I wot ye are not fit to
be called yeomen in my country; but if there be any man here
that can shoot a better shaft than I, then will I bethink me of
joining with you."
"Now by my faith," said Robin, "thou art a right saucy
varlet, sirrah; yet I will stoop to thee as I never stooped to
man before. Good Stutely, cut thou a fair white piece of bark
four fingers in breadth, and set it fourscore yards distant on
yonder oak. Now, stranger, hit that fairly with a gray goose
shaft and call thyself an archer."
"Ay, marry, that will I," answered he. "Give me a good stout
bow and a fair broad arrow, and if I hit it not, strip me and
beat me blue with bowstrings."
Then he chose the stoutest bow among them all, next to
Robin's own, and a straight gray goose shaft, well-feathered and
smooth, and stepping to the mark--while all the band, sitting or
lying upon the greensward, watched to see him shoot--he drew the
arrow to his cheek and loosed the shaft right deftly, sending it
so straight down the path that it clove the mark in the very
center. "Aha!" cried he, "mend thou that if thou canst"; while
even the yeomen clapped their hands at so fair a shot.
"That is a keen shot indeed," quoth Robin. "Mend it I cannot,
but mar it I may, perhaps."
Then taking up his own good stout bow and nocking an arrow
with care, he shot with his very greatest skill. Straight flew
the arrow, and so true that it lit fairly upon the stranger's
shaft and split it into splinters. Then all the yeomen leaped to
their feet and shouted for joy that their master had shot so
well.
"Now by the lusty yew bow of good Saint Withold," cried the
stranger, "that is a shot indeed, and never saw I the like in
all my life before! Now truly will I be thy man henceforth and
for aye. Good Adam Bell[1] was a fair shot, but never shot he
so!"
[1] Adam Bell, Clym o' the Clough, and William of Cloudesly
were three noted north-country bowmen whose names have been
celebrated in many ballads of the olden time.
"Then have I gained a right good man this day," quoth jolly
Robin. "What name goest thou by, good fellow?"
"Men call me John Little whence I came," answered the
stranger.
Then Will Stutely, who loved a good jest, spoke up. "Nay,
fair little stranger," said he, "I like not thy name and fain
would I have it otherwise. Little art thou indeed, and small of
bone and sinew, therefore shalt thou be christened Little John,
and I will be thy godfather."
Then Robin Hood and all his band laughed aloud until the
stranger began to grow angry.
"An thou make a jest of me," quoth he to Will Stutely, "thou
wilt have sore bones and little pay, and that in short season."
"Nay, good friend," said Robin Hood, "bottle thine anger, for
the name fitteth thee well. Little John shall thou be called
henceforth, and Little John shall it be. So come, my merry men,
we will prepare a christening feast for this fair infant."
So turning their backs upon the stream, they plunged into the
forest once more, through which they traced their steps till
they reached the spot where they dwelled in the depths of the
woodland. There had they built huts of bark and branches of
trees, and made couches of sweet rushes spread over with skins
of fallow deer. Here stood a great oak tree with branches
spreading broadly around, beneath which was a seat of green moss
where Robin Hood was wont to sit at feast and at merrymaking
with his stout men about him. Here they found the rest of the
band, some of whom had come in with a brace of fat does. Then
they all built great fires and after a time roasted the does and
broached a barrel of humming ale. Then when the feast was ready
they all sat down, but Robin placed Little John at his right
hand, for he was henceforth to be the second in the band.
Then when the feast was done Will Stutely spoke up. "It is
now time, I ween, to christen our bonny babe, is it not so,
merry boys?" And "Aye! Aye!" cried all, laughing till the woods
echoed with their mirth.
"Then seven sponsors shall we have," quoth Will Stutely, and
hunting among all the band, he chose the seven stoutest men of
them all.
"Now by Saint Dunstan," cried Little John, springing to his
feet, "more than one of you shall rue it an you lay finger upon
me."
But without a word they all ran upon him at once, seizing him
by his legs and arms and holding him tightly in spite of his
struggles, and they bore him forth while all stood around to see
the sport. Then one came forward who had been chosen to play the
priest because he had a bald crown, and in his hand he carried a
brimming pot of ale. "Now, who bringeth this babe?" asked he
right soberly.
"That do I," answered Will Stutely.
"And what name callest thou him?"
"Little John call I him."
"Now Little John," quoth the mock priest, "thou hast not
lived heretofore, but only got thee along through the world, but
henceforth thou wilt live indeed. When thou livedst not thou
wast called John Little, but now that thou dost live indeed,
Little John shalt thou be called, so christen I thee." And at
these last words he emptied the pot of ale upon Little John's
head.
Then all shouted with laughter as they saw the good brown ale
stream over Little John's beard and trickle from his nose and
chin, while his eyes blinked with the smart of it. At first he
was of a mind to be angry but found he could not, because the
others were so merry; so he, too, laughed with the rest. Then
Robin took this sweet, pretty babe, clothed him all anew from
top to toe in Lincoln green, and gave him a good stout bow, and
so made him a member of the merry band.
And thus it was that Robin Hood became outlawed; thus a band
of merry companions gathered about him, and thus he gained his
right-hand man, Little John; and so the prologue ends. And now I
will tell how the Sheriff of Nottingham three times sought to
take Robin Hood, and how he failed each time.

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II. Robin Hood and the Tinker
Now it was told before how two hundred pounds were set upon
Robin Hood's head, and how the Sheriff of Nottingham swore that
he himself would seize Robin, both because he would fain have
the two hundred pounds and because the slain man was a kinsman
of his own. Now the Sheriff did not yet know what a force Robin
had about him in Sherwood, but thought that he might serve a
warrant for his arrest as he could upon any other man that had
broken the laws; therefore he offered fourscore golden angels to
anyone who would serve this warrant. But men of Nottingham Town
knew more of Robin Hood and his doings than the Sheriff did, and
many laughed to think of serving a warrant upon the bold outlaw,
knowing well that all they would get for such service would be
cracked crowns; so that no one came forward to take the matter
in hand. Thus a fortnight passed, in which time none came
forward to do the Sheriff's business. Then said he, "A right
good reward have I offered to whosoever would serve my warrant
upon Robin Hood, and I marvel that no one has come to undertake
the task."
Then one of his men who was near him said, "Good master, thou
wottest not the force that Robin Hood has about him and how
little he cares for warrant of king or sheriff. Truly, no one
likes to go on this service, for fear of cracked crowns and
broken bones."
"Then I hold all Nottingham men to be cowards," said the
Sheriff. "And let me see the man in all Nottinghamshire that
dare disobey the warrant of our sovereign lord King Harry, for,
by the shrine of Saint Edmund, I will hang him forty cubits
high! But if no man in Nottingham dare win fourscore angels, I
will send elsewhere, for there should be men of mettle somewhere
in this land."
Then he called up a messenger in whom he placed great trust,
and bade him saddle his horse and make ready to go to Lincoln
Town to see whether he could find anyone there that would do his
bidding and win the reward. So that same morning the messenger
started forth upon his errand.
Bright shone the sun upon the dusty highway that led from
Nottingham to Lincoln, stretching away all white over hill and
dale. Dusty was the highway and dusty the throat of the
messenger, so that his heart was glad when he saw before him the
Sign of the Blue Boar Inn, when somewhat more than half his
journey was done. The inn looked fair to his eyes, and the shade
of the oak trees that stood around it seemed cool and pleasant,
so he alighted from his horse to rest himself for a time,
calling for a pot of ale to refresh his thirsty throat.
There he saw a party of right jovial fellows seated beneath
the spreading oak that shaded the greensward in front of the
door. There was a tinker, two barefoot friars, and a party of
six of the King's foresters all clad in Lincoln green, and all
of them were quaffing humming ale and singing merry ballads of
the good old times. Loud laughed the foresters, as jests were
bandied about between the singing, and louder laughed the
friars, for they were lusty men with beards that curled like the
wool of black rams; but loudest of all laughed the Tinker, and
he sang more sweetly than any of the rest. His bag and his
hammer hung upon a twig of the oak tree, and near by leaned his
good stout cudgel, as thick as his wrist and knotted at the end.
"Come," cried one of the foresters to the tired messenger,
"come join us for this shot. Ho, landlord! Bring a fresh pot of
ale for each man.
The messenger was glad enough to sit down along with the
others who were there, for his limbs were weary and the ale was
good.
"Now what news bearest thou so fast?" quoth one, "and whither
ridest thou today?"
The messenger was a chatty soul and loved a bit of gossip
dearly; besides, the pot of ale warmed his heart; so that,
settling himself in an easy corner of the inn bench, while the
host leaned upon the doorway and the hostess stood with her
hands beneath her apron, he unfolded his budget of news with
great comfort. He told all from the very first: how Robin Hood
had slain the forester, and how he had hidden in the greenwood
to escape the law; how that he lived therein, all against the
law, God wot, slaying His Majesty's deer and levying toll on fat
abbot, knight, and esquire, so that none dare travel even on
broad Watling Street or the Fosse Way for fear
of him; how that the Sheriff had a mind to serve the King's
warrant upon this same rogue, though little would he mind
warrant of either king or sheriff, for he was far from being a
law-abiding man. Then he told how none could be found in all
Nottingham Town to serve this warrant, for fear of cracked pates
and broken bones, and how that he, the messenger, was now upon
his way to Lincoln Town to find of what mettle the Lincoln men
might be.
"Now come I, forsooth, from good Banbury Town," said the
jolly Tinker, "and no one nigh Nottingham--nor Sherwood either,
an that be the mark-- can hold cudgel with my grip. Why, lads,
did I not meet that mad wag Simon of Ely, even at the famous
fair at Hertford Town, and beat him in the ring at that place
before Sir Robert of Leslie and his lady? This same Robin Hood,
of whom, I wot, I never heard before, is a right merry blade,
but gin he be strong, am not I stronger? And gin he be sly, am
not I slyer? Now by the bright eyes of Nan o' the Mill, and by
mine own name and that's Wat o' the Crabstaff, and by mine own
mother's son, and that's myself, will I, even I, Wat o' the
Crabstaff, meet this same sturdy rogue, and gin he mind not the
seal of our glorious sovereign King Harry, and the warrant of
the good Sheriff of Nottinghamshire, I will so bruise, beat, and
bemaul his pate that he shall never move finger or toe again!
Hear ye that, bully boys?"
"Now art thou the man for my farthing," cried the messenger.
"And back thou goest with me to Nottingham Town."
"Nay," quoth the Tinker, shaking his head slowly from side to
side. "Go I with no man gin it be not with mine own free will."
"Nay, nay," said the messenger, "no man is there in
Nottinghamshire could make thee go against thy will, thou brave
fellow."
"Ay, that be I brave," said the Tinker.
"Ay, marry," said the messenger, "thou art a brave lad; but
our good Sheriff hath offered fourscore angels of bright gold to
whosoever shall serve the warrant upon Robin Hood; though little
good will it do."
"Then I will go with thee, lad. Do but wait till I get my bag
and hammer, and my cudgel. Ay, let' me but meet this same Robin
Hood, and let me see whether he will not mind the King's
warrant." So, after having paid their score, the messenger, with
the Tinker striding beside his nag, started back to Nottingham
again.
One bright morning soon after this time, Robin Hood started
off to Nottingham Town to find what was a-doing there, walking
merrily along the roadside where the grass was sweet with
daisies, his eyes wandering and his thoughts also. His bugle
horn hung at his hip and his bow and arrows at his back, while
in his hand he bore a good stout oaken staff, which he twirled
with his fingers as he strolled along.
As thus he walked down a shady lane he saw a tinker coming,
trolling a merry song as he drew nigh. On his back hung his bag
and his hammer, and in his hand he carried a right stout
crabstaff full six feet long, and thus sang he:
"In peascod time, when hound to horn
Gives ear till buck be killed,
And little lads with pipes of corn
Sit keeping beasts afield--"
"Halloa, good friend!" cried Robin.
"I went to gather strawberries--"
"Halloa!" cried Robin again.
"By woods and groves full fair--"
"Halloa! Art thou deaf, man? Good friend, say I!"
"And who art thou dost so boldly check a fair song?" quoth
the Tinker, stopping in his singing. "Halloa, shine own self,
whether thou be good friend or no. But let me tell thee, thou
stout fellow, gin thou be a good friend it were well for us
both; but gin thou be no good friend it were ill for thee."
"And whence comest thou, my lusty blade?" quoth Robin.
"I come from Banbury," answered the Tinker.
"Alas!" quoth Robin, "I hear there is sad news this merry
morn."
"Ha! Is it indeed so?" cried the Tinker eagerly. "Prythee
tell it speedily, for I am a tinker by trade, as thou seest, and
as I am in my trade I am greedy for news, even as a priest is
greedy for farthings."
"Well then," quoth Robin, "list thou and I will tell, but
bear thyself up bravely, for the news is sad, I wot. Thus it is:
I hear that two tinkers are in the stocks for drinking ale and
beer!"
"Now a murrain seize thee and thy news, thou scurvy dog,"
quoth the Tinker, "for thou speakest but ill of good men. But
sad news it is indeed, gin there be two stout fellows in the
stocks."
"Nay," said Robin, "thou hast missed the mark and dost but
weep for the wrong sow. The sadness of the news lieth in that
there be but two in the stocks, for the others do roam the
country at large."
"Now by the pewter platter of Saint Dunstan," cried the
Tinker, "I have a good part of a mind to baste thy hide for
thine ill jest. But gin men be put in the stocks for drinking
ale and beer, I trow thou wouldst not lose thy part."
Loud laughed Robin and cried, "Now well taken, Tinker, well
taken! Why, thy wits are like beer, and do froth up most when
they grow sour! But right art thou, man, for I love ale and beer
right well. Therefore come straightway with me hard by to the
Sign of the Blue Boar, and if thou drinkest as thou
appearest--and I wot thou wilt not belie thy looks--I will
drench thy throat with as good homebrewed as ever was tapped in
all broad Nottinghamshire."
"Now by my faith," said the Tinker, "thou art a right good
fellow in spite of thy scurvy jests. I love thee, my sweet
chuck, and gin I go not with thee to that same Blue Boar thou
mayst call me a heathen."
"Tell me thy news, good friend, I prythee," quoth Robin as
they trudged along together, "for tinkers, I ween, are all as
full of news as an egg of meat."
"Now I love thee as my brother, my bully blade," said the
Tinker, "else I would not tell thee my news; for sly am I, man,
and I have in hand a grave undertaking that doth call for all my
wits, for I come to seek a bold outlaw that men, hereabouts,
call Robin Hood. Within my pouch I have a warrant, all fairly
written out on parchment, forsooth, with a great red seal for to
make it lawful. Could I but meet this same Robin Hood I would
serve it upon his dainty body, and if he minded it not I would
beat him till every one of his ribs would cry Amen. But thou
livest hereabouts, mayhap thou knowest Robin Hood thyself, good
fellow."
"Ay, marry, that I do somewhat," quoth Robin, "and I have
seen him this very morn. But, Tinker, men say that he is but a
sad, sly thief. Thou hadst better watch thy warrant, man, or
else he may steal it out of thy very pouch."
"Let him but try!" cried the Tinker. "Sly may he be, but sly
am I, too. I would I had him here now, man to man!" And he made
his heavy cudgel to spin again. "But what manner of man is he,
lad?
"Much like myself," said Robin, laughing, "and in height and
build and age nigh the same; and he hath blue eyes, too."
"Nay," quoth the Tinker, "thou art but a green youth. I
thought him to be a great bearded man. Nottingham men feared him
so."
"Truly, he is not so old nor so stout as thou art," said
Robin. "But men do call him a right deft hand at quarterstaff."
"That may be," said the Tinker right sturdily, "but I am more
deft than he, for did I not overcome Simon of Ely in a fair bout
in the ring at Hertford Town? But if thou knowest him, my jolly
blade, wilt thou go with me and bring me to him? Fourscore
bright angels hath the Sheriff promised me if I serve the
warrant upon the knave's body, and ten of them will I give to
thee if thou showest me him."
"Ay, that will I," quoth Robin, "but show me thy warrant,
man, until I see whether it be good or no."
"That will I not do, even to mine own brother," answered the
Tinker. "No man shall see my warrant till I serve it upon yon
fellow's own body."
"So be it," quoth Robin. "And thou show it not to me I know
not to whom thou wilt show it. But here we are at the Sign of
the Blue Boar, so let us in and taste his brown October."
No sweeter inn could be found in all Nottinghamshire than
that of the Blue Boar. None had such lovely trees standing
around, or was so covered with trailing clematis and sweet
woodbine; none had such good beer and such humming ale; nor, in
wintertime, when the north wind howled and snow drifted around
the hedges, was there to be found, elsewhere, such a roaring
fire as blazed upon the hearth of the Blue Boar. At such times
might be found a goodly company of yeomen or country folk seated
around the blazing hearth, bandying merry jests, while roasted
crabs[2] bobbed in bowls of ale upon the hearthstone. Well known
was the inn to Robin Hood and his band, for there had he and
such merry companions as Little John or Will Stutely or young
David of Doncaster often gathered when all the forest was filled
with snow. As for mine host, he knew how to keep a still tongue
in his head, and to swallow his words before they passed his
teeth, for he knew very well which side of his bread was spread
with butter, for Robin and his band were the best of customers
and paid their scores without having them chalked up behind the
door. So now, when Robin Hood and the Tinker came thereto and
called aloud for two great pots of ale, none would have known
from look or speech that the host had ever set eyes upon the
outlaw before.
[2] Small sour apples.
"Bide thou here," quoth Robin to the Tinker, "while I go and
see that mine host draweth ale from the right butt, for he hath
good October, I know, and that brewed by Withold of Tamworth."
So saying, he went within and whispered to the host to add a
measure of Flemish strong waters to the good English ale; which
the latter did and brought it to them.
"By Our Lady," said the Tinker, after a long draught of the
ale, "yon same Withold of Tamworth--a right good Saxon name,
too, I would have thee know--breweth the most humming ale that
e'er passed the lips of Wat o' the Crabstaff."
"Drink, man, drink," cried Robin, only wetting his own lips
meanwhile. "Ho, landlord! Bring my friend another pot of the
same. And now for a song, my jolly blade."
"Ay, that will I give thee a song, my lovely fellow," quoth
the Tinker, "for I never tasted such ale in all my days before.
By Our Lady, it doth make my head hum even now! Hey, Dame
Hostess, come listen, an thou wouldst hear a song, and thou too,
thou bonny lass, for never sing I so well as when bright eyes do
look upon me the while."
Then he sang an ancient ballad of the time of good King
Arthur, called "The Marriage of Sir Gawaine," which you may some
time read yourself, in stout English of early times; and as he
sang, all listened to that noble tale of noble knight and his
sacrifice to his king. But long before the Tinker came to the
last verse his tongue began to trip and his head to spin,
because of the strong waters mixed with the ale. First his
tongue tripped, then it grew thick of sound; then his head
wagged from side to side, until at last he fell asleep as though
he never would waken again.
Then Robin Hood laughed aloud and quickly took the warrant
from out the Tinker's pouch with his deft fingers. "Sly art
thou, Tinker," quoth he, "but not yet, I bow, art thou as sly as
that same sly thief Robin Hood."
Then he called the host to him and said, "Here, good man, are
ten broad shillings for the entertainment thou hast given us
this day. See that thou takest good care of thy fair guest
there, and when he wakes thou mayst again charge him ten
shillings also, and if he hath it not, thou mayst take his bag
and hammer, and even his coat, in payment. Thus do I punish
those that come into the greenwood to deal dole to me. As for
thine own self, never knew I landlord yet that would not charge
twice an he could."
At this the host smiled slyly, as though saying to himself
the rustic saw, "Teach a magpie to suck eggs."
The Tinker slept until the afternoon drew to a close and the
shadows grew long beside the woodland edge, then he awoke. First
he looked up, then he looked down, then he
looked east, then he looked west, for he was gathering his
wits together, like barley straws blown apart by the wind. First
he thought of his merry companion, but he was gone. Then he
thought of his stout crabstaff, and that he had within his hand.
Then of his warrant, and of the fourscore angels he was to gain
for serving it upon Robin Hood. He thrust his hand into his
pouch, but not a scrap nor a farthing was there. Then he sprang
to his feet in a rage.
"Ho, landlord!" cried he, "whither hath that knave gone that
was with me but now?"
"What knave meaneth Your Worship?" quoth the landlord,
calling the Tinker Worship to soothe him, as a man would pour
oil upon angry water. "I saw no knave with Your Worship, for I
swear no man would dare call that man knave so nigh to Sherwood
Forest. A right stout yeoman I saw with Your Worship, but I
thought that Your Worship knew him, for few there be about here
that pass him by and know him not."
"Now, how should I, that ne'er have squealed in your sty,
know all the swine therein? Who was he, then, an thou knowest
him so well?"
"Why, yon same is a right stout fellow whom men hereabouts do
call Robin Hood, which same--"
"Now, by'r Lady!" cried the Tinker hastily, and in a deep
voice like an angry bull, "thou didst see me come into thine
inn, I, a staunch, honest craftsman, and never told me who my
company was, well knowing thine own self who he was. Now, I have
a right round piece of a mind to crack thy knave's pate for
thee!" Then he took up his cudgel and looked at the landlord as
though he would smite him where he stood.
"Nay," cried the host, throwing up his elbow, for he feared
the blow, "how knew I that thou knewest him not?"
"Well and truly thankful mayst thou be," quoth the Tinker,
"that I be a patient man and so do spare thy bald crown, else
wouldst thou ne'er cheat customer again. But as for this same
knave Robin Hood, I go straightway to seek him, and if I do not
score his knave's pate, cut my staff into fagots and call me
woman." So saying, he gathered himself together to depart.
"Nay," quoth the landlord, standing in front of him and
holding out his arms like a gooseherd driving his flock, for
money made him bold, "thou goest not till thou hast paid me my
score."
"But did not he pay thee?"
"Not so much as one farthing; and ten good shillings' worth
of ale have ye drunk this day. Nay, I say, thou goest not away
without paying me, else shall our good Sheriff know of it."
"But nought have I to pay thee with, good fellow," quoth the
Tinker.
" `Good fellow' not me," said the landlord. "Good fellow am I
not when it cometh to lose ten shillings! Pay me that thou owest
me in broad money, or else leave thy coat and bag and hammer;
yet, I wot they are not worth ten shillings, and I shall lose
thereby. Nay, an thou stirrest, I have a great dog within and I
will loose him upon thee. Maken, open thou the door and let
forth Brian if this fellow stirs one step."
"Nay," quoth the Tinker--for, by roaming the country, he had
learned what dogs were--"take thou what thou wilt have, and let
me depart in peace, and may a murrain go with thee. But oh,
landlord! An I catch yon scurvy varlet, I swear he shall pay
full with usury for that he hath had!"
So saying, he strode away toward the forest, talking to
himself, while the landlord and his worthy dame and Maken stood
looking after him, and laughed when he had fairly gone.
"Robin and I stripped yon ass of his pack main neatly," quoth
the landlord.
Now it happened about this time that Robin Hood was going
through the forest to Fosse Way, to see what was to be seen
there, for the moon was full and the night gave promise of being
bright. In his hand he carried his stout oaken staff, and at his
side hung his bugle horn. As thus he walked up a forest path,
whistling, down another path came the Tinker, muttering to
himself and shaking his head like an angry bull; and so, at a
sudden bend, they met sharply face to face. Each stood still for
a time, and then Robin spoke:
"Halloa, my sweet bird," said he, laughing merrily, "how
likest thou thine ale? Wilt not sing to me another song?"
The Tinker said nothing at first but stood looking at Robin
with a grim face. "Now," quoth he at last, "I am right glad I
have met thee, and if I do not rattle thy bones within thy hide
this day, I give thee leave to put thy foot upon my neck."
"With all my heart," cried merry Robin. "Rattle my bones, an
thou canst." So saying, he gripped his staff and threw himself
upon his guard. Then the Tinker spat upon his hands and,
grasping his staff, came straight at the other. He struck two or
three blows, but soon found that he had met his match, for Robin
warded and parried all of them, and, before the Tinker thought,
he gave him a rap upon the ribs in return. At this Robin laughed
aloud, and the Tinker grew more angry than ever, and smote again
with all his might and main. Again Robin warded two of the
strokes, but at the third, his staff broke beneath the mighty
blows of the Tinker. "Now, ill betide thee, traitor staff,"
cried Robin, as it fell from his hands; "a foul stick art thou
to serve me thus in mine hour of need."
"Now yield thee," quoth the Tinker, "for thou art my captive;
and if thou do not, I will beat thy pate to a pudding."
To this Robin Hood made no answer, but, clapping his horn to
his lips, he blew three blasts, loud and clear.
"Ay," quoth the Tinker, "blow thou mayest, but go thou must
with me to Nottingham Town, for the Sheriff would fain see thee
there. Now wilt thou yield thee, or shall I have to break thy
pretty head?"
"An I must drink sour ale, I must," quoth Robin, "but never
have I yielded me to man before, and that without wound or mark
upon my body. Nor, when I bethink me, will I yield now. Ho, my
merry men! Come quickly!"
Then from out the forest leaped Little John and six stout
yeomen clad in Lincoln green.
"How now, good master," cried Little John, "what need hast
thou that thou dost wind thy horn so loudly?"
"There stands a tinker," quoth Robin, "that would fain take
me to Nottingham, there to hang upon the gallows tree."
"Then shall he himself hang forthwith," cried Little John,
and he and the others made at the Tinker, to seize him.
"Nay, touch him not," said Robin, "for a right stout man is
he. A metal man he is by trade, and a mettled man by nature;
moreover, he doth sing a lovely ballad. Say, good fellow, wilt
thou join my merry men all? Three suits of Lincoln green shalt
thou have a year, besides forty marks in fee; thou shalt share
all with us and lead a right merry life in the greenwood; for
cares have we not, and misfortune cometh not upon us within the
sweet shades of Sherwood, where we shoot the dun deer and feed
upon venison and sweet oaten cakes, and curds and honey. Wilt
thou come with me?"
"Ay, marry, will I join with you all," quoth the Tinker, "for
I love a merry life, and I love thee, good master, though thou
didst thwack my ribs and cheat me into the bargain. Fain am I to
own thou art both a stouter and a slyer man than I; so I will
obey thee and be thine own true servant."
So all turned their steps to the forest depths, where the
Tinker was to live henceforth. For many a day he sang ballads to
the band, until the famous Allan a Dale joined them, before
whose sweet voice all others seemed as harsh as a raven's; but
of him we will learn hereafter.

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III. The Shooting Match at Nottingham Town
Then the Sheriff was very wroth because of this failure to
take jolly Robin, for it came to his ears, as ill news always
does, that the people laughed at him and made a jest of his
thinking to serve a warrant upon such a one as the bold outlaw.
And a man hates nothing so much as being made a jest of; so he
said: "Our gracious lord and sovereign King himself shall know
of this, and how his laws are perverted and despised by this
band of rebel outlaws. As for yon traitor Tinker, him will I
hang, if I catch him, upon the very highest gallows tree in all
Nottinghamshire."
Then he bade all his servants and retainers to make ready to
go to London Town, to see and speak with the King.
At this there was bustling at the Sheriff's castle, and men
ran hither and thither upon this business and upon that, while
the forge fires of Nottingham glowed red far into the night like
twinkling stars, for all the smiths of the town were busy making
or mending armor for the Sheriff's troop of escort. For two days
this labor lasted, then, on the third, all was ready for the
journey. So forth they started in the bright sunlight, from
Nottingham Town to Fosse Way and thence to Watling Street; and
so they journeyed for two days, until they saw at last the
spires and towers of great London Town; and many folks stopped,
as they journeyed along, and gazed at the show they made riding
along the highways with their flashing armor and gay plumes and
trappings.
In London King Henry and his fair Queen Eleanor held their
court, gay with ladies in silks and satins and velvets and cloth
of gold, and also brave knights and gallant courtiers.
Thither came the Sheriff and was shown into the King's
presence.
"A boon, a boon," quoth he, as he knelt upon the ground.
"Now what wouldst thou have?" said the King. "Let us hear
what may be thy desires."
"O good my Lord and Sovereign," spake the Sheriff, "in
Sherwood Forest in our own good shire of Nottingham, liveth a
bold outlaw whose name is Robin Hood."
"In good sooth," said the King, "his doings have reached even
our own royal ears. He is a saucy, rebellious varlet, yet, I am
fain to own, a right merry soul withal."
"But hearken, O my most gracious Sovereign," said the
Sheriff. "I sent a warrant to him with thine own royal seal
attached, by a right lusty knave, but he beat the messenger and
stole the warrant. And he killeth thy deer and robbeth thine own
liege subjects even upon the great highways."
"Why, how now," quoth the King wrathfully. "What wouldst thou
have me do? Comest thou not to me with a great array of
men-at-arms and retainers, and yet art not able to take a single
band of lusty knaves without armor on breast, in thine own
county! What wouldst thou have me do? Art thou not my Sheriff?
Are not my laws in force in Nottinghamshire? Canst thou not take
thine own course against those that break the laws or do any
injury to thee or thine? Go, get thee gone, and think well;
devise some plan of thine own, but trouble me no further. But
look well to it, Master Sheriff, for I will have my laws obeyed
by all men within my kingdom, and if thou art not able to
enforce them thou art no sheriff for me. So look well to
thyself, I say, or ill may befall thee as well as all the
thieving knaves in Nottinghamshire. When the flood cometh it
sweepeth away grain as well as chaff."
Then the Sheriff turned away with a sore and troubled heart,
and sadly he rued his fine show of retainers, for he saw that
the King was angry because he had so many men about him and yet
could not enforce the laws. So, as they all rode slowly back to
Nottingham, the Sheriff was thoughtful and full of care. Not a
word did he speak to anyone, and no one of his men spoke to him,
but all the time he was busy devising some plan to take Robin
Hood.
"Aha!" cried he suddenly, smiting his hand upon his thigh "I
have it now! Ride on, my merry men all, and let us get back to
Nottingham Town as speedily as we may. And mark well my words:
before a fortnight is passed, that evil knave Robin Hood will be
safely clapped into Nottingham gaol."
But what was the Sheriff's plan?
As a usurer takes each one of a bag of silver angels, feeling
each coin to find whether it be clipped or not, so the Sheriff,
as all rode slowly and sadly back toward Nottingham, took up
thought after thought in turn, feeling around the edges of each
but finding in every one some flaw. At last he thought of the
daring soul of jolly Robin and how, as he the Sheriff knew, he
often came even within the walls of Nottingham.
"Now," thought the Sheriff, "could I but persuade Robin nigh
to Nottingham Town so that I could find him, I warrant I would
lay hands upon him so stoutly that he would never get away
again." Then of a sudden it came to him like a flash that were
he to proclaim a great shooting match and offer some grand
prize, Robin Hood might be overpersuaded by his spirit to come
to the butts; and it was this thought which caused him to cry
"Aha!" and smite his palm upon his thigh.
So, as soon as he had returned safely to Nottingham, he sent
messengers north and south, and east and west, to proclaim
through town, hamlet, and countryside, this grand shooting
match, and everyone was bidden that could draw a longbow, and
the prize was to be an arrow of pure beaten gold.
When Robin Hood first heard the news of this he was in
Lincoln Town, and hastening back to Sherwood Forest he soon
called all his merry men about him and spoke to them thus:
"Now hearken, my merry men all, to the news that I have
brought from Lincoln Town today. Our friend the Sheriff of
Nottingham hath proclaimed a shooting match, and hath sent
messengers to tell of it through all the countryside, and the
prize is to be a bright golden arrow. Now I fain would have one
of us win it, both because of the fairness of the prize and
because our sweet friend the Sheriff hath offered it. So we will
take our bows and shafts and go there to shoot, for I know right
well that merriment will be a-going. What say ye, lads?"
Then young David of Doncaster spoke up and said, "Now listen,
I pray thee, good master, unto what I say. I have come straight
from our friend Eadom o' the Blue Boar, and there I heard the
full news of this same match. But, master, I know from him, and
he got it from the Sheriff's man Ralph o' the Scar, that this
same knavish Sheriff hath but laid a trap for thee in this
shooting match and wishes nothing so much as to see thee there.
So go not, good master, for I know right well he doth seek to
beguile thee, but stay within the greenwood lest we all meet
dole and woe."
"Now," quoth Robin, "thou art a wise lad and keepest thine
ears open and thy mouth shut, as becometh a wise and crafty
woodsman. But shall we let it be said that the Sheriff of
Nottingham did cow bold Robin Hood and sevenscore as fair
archers as are in all merry England? Nay, good David, what thou
tellest me maketh me to desire the prize even more than I else
should do. But what sayeth our good gossip Swanthold? Is it not
`A hasty man burneth his mouth, and the fool that keepeth his
eyes shut falleth into the pit'? Thus he says, truly, therefore
we must meet guile with guile. Now some of you clothe yourselves
as curtal friars, and some as rustic peasants, and some as
tinkers, or as beggars, but see that each man taketh a good bow
or broadsword, in case need should arise. As for myself, I will
shoot for this same golden arrow, and should I win it, we will
hang it to the branches of our good greenwood tree for the joy
of all the band. How like you the plan, my merry men all?"
Then "Good, good!" cried all the band right heartily.
A fair sight was Nottingham Town on the day of the shooting
match. All along upon the green meadow beneath the town wall
stretched a row of benches, one above the other, which were for
knight and lady, squire and dame, and rich burghers and their
wives; for none but those of rank and quality were to sit there.
At the end of the range, near the target, was a raised seat
bedecked with ribbons and scarfs and garlands of flowers, for
the Sheriff of Nottingham and his dame. The range was twoscore
paces broad. At one end stood the target, at the other a tent of
striped canvas, from the pole of which fluttered many-colored
flags and streamers. In this booth were casks of ale, free to be
broached by any of the archers who might wish to quench their
thirst.
Across the range from where the seats for the better folk
were raised was a railing to keep the poorer people from
crowding in front of the target. Already, while it was early,
the benches were beginning to fill with people of quality, who
kept constantly arriving in little carts or upon palfreys that
curveted gaily to the merry tinkle of silver bells at bridle
reins. With these came also the poorer folk, who sat or lay upon
the green grass near the railing that kept them from off the
range. In the great tent the archers were gathering by twos and
threes; some talking loudly of the fair shots each man had made
in his day; some looking well to their bows, drawing a string
betwixt the fingers to see that there was no fray upon it, or
inspecting arrows, shutting one eye and peering down a shaft to
see that it was not warped, but straight and true, for neither
bow nor shaft should fail at such a time and for such a prize.
And never was such a company of yeomen as were gathered at
Nottingham Town that day, for the very best archers of merry
England had come to this shooting match. There was Gill o' the
Red Cap, the Sheriff's own head archer, and Diccon Cruikshank of
Lincoln Town, and Adam o' the Dell, a man of Tamworth, of
threescore years and more, yet hale and lusty still, who in his
time had shot in the famous match at Woodstock, and had there
beaten that renowned archer, Clym o' the Clough. And many more
famous men of the longbow were there, whose names have been
handed down to us in goodly ballads of the olden time.
But now all the benches were filled with guests, lord and
lady, burgher and dame, when at last the Sheriff himself came
with his lady, he riding with stately mien upon his milk-white
horse and she upon her brown filly. Upon his head he wore a
purple velvet cap, and purple velvet was his robe, all trimmed
about with rich ermine; his jerkin and hose were of sea-green
silk, and his shoes of black velvet, the pointed toes fastened
to his garters with golden chains. A golden chain hung about his
neck, and at his collar was a great carbuncle set in red gold.
His lady was dressed in blue velvet, all trimmed with swan's
down. So they made a gallant sight as they rode along side by
side, and all the people shouted from where they crowded across
the space from the gentlefolk; so the Sheriff and his lady came
to their place, where men-at-arms, with hauberk and spear, stood
about, waiting for them.
Then when the Sheriff and his dame had sat down, he bade his
herald wind upon his silver horn; who thereupon sounded three
blasts that came echoing cheerily back from the gray walls of
Nottingham. Then the archers stepped forth to their places,
while all the folks shouted with a mighty voice, each man
calling upon his favorite yeoman. "Red Cap!" cried some;
"Cruikshank!" cried others; "Hey for William o' Leslie!" shouted
others yet again; while ladies waved silken scarfs to urge each
yeoman to do his best.
Then the herald stood forth and loudly proclaimed the rules
of the game as follows:
"Shoot each man from yon mark, which is sevenscore yards and
ten from the target. One arrow shooteth each man first, and from
all the archers shall the ten that shooteth the fairest shafts
be chosen for to shoot again. Two arrows shooteth each man of
these ten, then shall the three that shoot the fairest shafts be
chosen for to shoot again. Three arrows shooteth each man of
those three, and to him that shooteth the fairest shafts shall
the prize be given."
Then the Sheriff leaned forward, looking keenly among the
press of archers to find whether Robin Hood was among them; but
no one was there clad in Lincoln green, such as was worn by
Robin and his band. "Nevertheless," said the Sheriff to himself,
"he may still be there, and I miss him among the crowd of other
men. But let me see when but ten men shoot, for I wot he will be
among the ten, or I know him not."
And now the archers shot, each man in turn, and the good folk
never saw such archery as was done that day. Six arrows were
within the clout, four within the black, and only two smote the
outer ring; so that when the last arrow sped and struck the
target, all the people shouted aloud, for it was noble shooting.
And now but ten men were left of all those that had shot
before, and of these ten, six were famous throughout the land,
and most of the folk gathered there knew them. These six men
were Gilbert o' the Red Cap, Adam o' the Dell, Diccon
Cruikshank, William o' Leslie, Hubert o' Cloud, and Swithin o'
Hertford. Two others were yeomen of merry Yorkshire, another was
a tall stranger in blue, who said he came from London Town, and
the last was a tattered stranger in scarlet, who wore a patch
over one eye.
"Now," quoth the Sheriff to a man-at-arms who stood near him,
"seest thou Robin Hood among those ten?"
"Nay, that do I not, Your Worship," answered the man. "Six of
them I know right well. Of those Yorkshire yeomen, one is too
tall and the other too short for that bold knave. Robin's beard
is as yellow as gold, while yon tattered beggar in scarlet hath
a beard of brown, besides being blind of one eye. As for the
stranger in blue, Robin's shoulders, I ween, are three inches
broader than his."
"Then," quoth the Sheriff, smiting his thigh angrily, "yon
knave is a coward as well as a rogue, and dares not show his
face among good men and true."
Then, after they had rested a short time, those ten stout men
stepped forth to shoot again. Each man shot two arrows, and as
they shot, not a word was spoken, but all the crowd watched with
scarce a breath of sound; but when the last had shot his arrow
another great shout arose, while many cast their caps aloft for
joy of such marvelous shooting.
"Now by our gracious Lady fair," quoth old Sir Amyas o' the
Dell, who, bowed with fourscore years and more, sat near the
Sheriff, "ne'er saw I such archery in all my life before, yet
have I seen the best hands at the longbow for threescore years
and more."
And now but three men were left of all those that had shot
before. One was Gill o' the Red Cap, one the tattered stranger
in scarlet, and one Adam o' the Dell of Tamworth Town. Then all
the people called aloud, some crying, "Ho for Gilbert o' the Red
Cap!" and some, "Hey for stout Adam o' Tamworth!" But not a
single man in the crowd called upon the stranger in scarlet.
"Now, shoot thou well, Gilbert," cried the Sheriff, "and if
thine be the best shaft, fivescore broad silver pennies will I
give to thee beside the prize."
"Truly I will do my best," quoth Gilbert right sturdily. "A
man cannot do aught but his best, but that will I strive to do
this day." So saying, he drew forth a fair smooth arrow with a
broad feather and fitted it deftly to the string, then drawing
his bow with care he sped the shaft. Straight flew the arrow and
lit fairly in the clout, a finger's-breadth from the center. "A
Gilbert, a Gilbert!" shouted all the crowd; and, "Now, by my
faith," cried the Sheriff, smiting his hands together, "that is
a shrewd shot."
Then the tattered stranger stepped forth, and all the people
laughed as they saw a yellow patch that showed beneath his arm
when he raised his elbow to shoot, and also to see him aim with
but one eye. He drew the good yew bow quickly, and quickly
loosed a shaft; so short was the time that no man could draw a
breath betwixt the drawing and the shooting; yet his arrow
lodged nearer the center than the other by twice the length of a
barleycorn.
"Now by all the saints in Paradise!" cried the Sheriff, "that
is a lovely shaft in very truth!"
Then Adam o' the Dell shot, carefully and cautiously, and his
arrow lodged close beside the stranger's. Then after a short
space they all three shot again, and once more each arrow lodged
within the clout, but this time Adam o' the Dell's was farthest
from the center, and again the tattered stranger's shot was the
best. Then, after another time of rest, they all shot for the
third time. This time Gilbert took great heed to his aim, keenly
measuring the distance and shooting with shrewdest care.
Straight flew the arrow, and all shouted till the very flags
that waved in the breeze shook with the sound, and the rooks and
daws flew clamoring about the roofs of the old gray tower, for
the shaft had lodged close beside the spot that marked the very
center.
"Well done, Gilbert!" cried the Sheriff right joyously. "Fain
am I to believe the prize is thine, and right fairly won. Now,
thou ragged knave, let me see thee shoot a better shaft than
that."
Nought spake the stranger but took his place, while all was
hushed, and no one spoke or even seemed to breathe, so great was
the silence for wonder what he would do. Meanwhile, also, quite
still stood the stranger, holding his bow in his hand, while one
could count five; then he drew his trusty yew, holding it drawn
but a moment, then loosed the string. Straight flew the arrow,
and so true that it smote a gray goose feather from off
Gilbert's shaft, which fell fluttering through the sunlit air as
the stranger's arrow lodged close beside his of the Red Cap, and
in the very center. No one spoke a word for a while and no one
shouted, but each man looked into his neighbor's face amazedly.
"Nay," quoth old Adam o' the Dell presently, drawing a long
breath and shaking his head as he spoke, "twoscore years and
more have I shot shaft, and maybe not all times bad, but I shoot
no more this day, for no man can match with yon stranger,
whosoe'er he may be." Then he thrust his shaft into his quiver,
rattling, and unstrung his bow without another word.
Then the Sheriff came down from his dais and drew near, in
all his silks and velvets, to where the tattered stranger stood
leaning upon his stout bow, while the good folk crowded around
to see the man who shot so wondrously well. "Here, good fellow,"
quoth the Sheriff, "take thou the prize, and well and fairly
hast thou won it, I bow. What may be thy name, and whence comest
thou?"
"Men do call me Jock o' Teviotdale, and thence am I come,"
said the stranger.
"Then, by Our Lady, Jock, thou art the fairest archer that
e'er mine eyes beheld, and if thou wilt join my service I will
clothe thee with a better coat than that thou hast upon thy
back; thou shalt eat and drink of the best, and at every
Christmastide fourscore marks shall be thy wage. I trow thou
drawest better bow than that same coward knave Robin Hood, that
dared not show his face here this day. Say, good fellow, wilt
thou join my service?"
"Nay, that will I not," quoth the stranger roughly. "I will
be mine own, and no man in all merry England shall be my
master."
"Then get thee gone, and a murrain seize thee!" cried the
Sheriff, and his voice trembled with anger. "And by my faith and
troth, I have a good part of a mind to have thee beaten for
thine insolence!" Then he turned upon his heel and strode away.
It was a right motley company that gathered about the noble
greenwood tree in Sherwood's depths that same day. A score and
more of barefoot friars were there, and some that looked like
tinkers, and some that seemed to be sturdy beggars and rustic
hinds; and seated upon a mossy couch was one all clad in
tattered scarlet, with a patch over one eye; and in his hand he
held the golden arrow that was the prize of the great shooting
match. Then, amidst a noise of talking and laughter, he took the
patch from off his eye and stripped away the scarlet rags from
off his body and showed himself all clothed in fair Lincoln
green; and quoth he, "Easy come these things away, but walnut
stain cometh not so speedily from yellow hair." Then all laughed
louder than before, for it was Robin Hood himself that had won
the prize from the Sheriff's very hands.
Then all sat down to the woodland feast and talked among
themselves of the merry jest that had been played upon the
Sheriff, and of the adventures that had befallen each member of
the band in his disguise. But when the feast was done, Robin
Hood took Little John apart and said, "Truly am I vexed in my
blood, for I heard the Sheriff say today, `Thou shootest better
than that coward knave Robin Hood, that dared not show his face
here this day.' I would fain let him know who it was who won the
golden arrow from out his hand, and also that I am no coward
such as he takes me to be."
Then Little John said, "Good master, take thou me and Will
Stutely, and we will send yon fat Sheriff news of all this by a
messenger such as he doth not expect."
That day the Sheriff sat at meat in the great hall of his
house at Nottingham Town. Long tables stood down the hall, at
which sat men-at-arms and household servants and good stout
villains,[1] in all fourscore and more. There they talked of the
day's shooting as they ate their meat and quaffed their ale. The
Sheriff sat at the head of the table upon a raised seat under a
canopy, and beside him sat his dame.
[1] Bond-servants.
"By my troth," said he, "I did reckon full roundly that that
knave Robin Hood would be at the game today. I did not think
that he was such a coward. But who could that saucy knave be who
answered me to my beard so bravely? I wonder that I did not have
him beaten; but there was something about him that spoke of
other things than rags and tatters."
Then, even as he finished speaking, something fell rattling
among the dishes on the table, while those that sat near started
up wondering what it might be. After a while one of the
men-at-arms gathered courage enough to pick it up and bring it
to the Sheriff. Then everyone saw that it was a blunted gray
goose shaft, with a fine scroll, about the thickness of a goose
quill, tied near to its head. The Sheriff opened the scroll and
glanced at it, while the veins upon his forehead swelled and his
cheeks grew ruddy with rage as he read, for this was what he
saw:
"Now Heaven bless Thy Grace this day
Say all in sweet Sherwood
For thou didst give the prize away
To merry Robin Hood."
"Whence came this?" cried the Sheriff in a mighty voice.
"Even through the window, Your Worship," quoth the man who
had handed the shaft to him.

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IV. Will Stutely Rescued by His Companions
Now when the Sheriff found that neither law nor guile could
overcome Robin Hood, he was much perplexed, and said to himself,
"Fool that I am! Had I not told our King of Robin Hood, I would
not have gotten myself into such a coil; but now I must either
take him captive or have wrath visited upon my head from his
most gracious Majesty. I have tried law, and I have tried guile,
and I have failed in both; so I will try what may be done with
might."
Thus communing within himself, he called his constables
together and told them what was in his mind. "Now take ye each
four men, all armed in proof," said he, "and get ye gone to the
forest, at different points, and lie in wait for this same Robin
Hood. But if any constable finds too many men against him, let
him sound a horn, and then let each band within hearing come
with all speed and join the party that calls them. Thus, I
think, shall we take this green-clad knave. Furthermore, to him
that first meeteth with Robin Hood shall one hundred pounds of
silver money be given, if he be brought to me dead or alive; and
to him that meeteth with any of his band shall twoscore pounds
be given, if such be brought to me dead or alive. So, be ye bold
and be ye crafty."
So thus they went in threescore companies of five to Sherwood
Forest, to take Robin Hood, each constable wishing that he might
be the one to find the bold outlaw, or at least one of his band.
For seven days and nights they hunted through the forest glades,
but never saw so much as a single man in Lincoln green; for
tidings of all this had been brought to Robin Hood by trusty
Eadom o' the Blue Boar.
When he first heard the news, Robin said, "If the Sheriff
dare send force to meet force, woe will it be for him and many a
better man besides, for blood will flow and there will be great
trouble for all. But fain would I shun blood and battle, and
fain would I not deal sorrow to womenfolk and wives because good
stout yeomen lose their lives. Once I slew a man, and never do I
wish to slay a man again, for it is bitter for the soul to think
thereon. So now we will abide silently in Sherwood Forest, so
that it may be well for all, but should we be forced to defend
ourselves, or any of our band, then let each man draw bow and
brand with might and main."
At this speech many of the band shook their heads, and said
to themselves, "Now the Sheriff will think that we are cowards,
and folk will scoff throughout the countryside, saying that we
fear to meet these men." But they said nothing aloud, swallowing
their words and doing as Robin bade them.
Thus they hid in the depths of Sherwood Forest for seven days
and seven nights and never showed their faces abroad in all that
time; but early in the morning of the eighth day Robin Hood
called the band together and said, "Now who will go and find
what the Sheriff's men are at by this time? For I know right
well they will not bide forever within Sherwood shades."
At this a great shout arose, and each man waved his bow aloft
and cried that he might be the one to go. Then Robin Hood's
heart was proud when he looked around on his stout, brave
fellows, and he said, "Brave and true are ye all, my merry men,
and a right stout band of good fellows are ye, but ye cannot all
go, so I will choose one from among you, and it shall be good
Will Stutely, for he is as sly as e'er an old dog fox in
Sherwood Forest."
Then Will Stutely leaped high aloft and laughed loudly,
clapping his hands for pure joy that he should have been chosen
from among them all. "Now thanks, good master," quoth he, "and
if I bring not news of those knaves to thee, call me no more thy
sly Will Stutely."
Then he clad himself in a friar's gown, and underneath the
robe he hung a good broadsword in such a place that he could
easily lay hands upon it. Thus clad, he set forth upon his
quest, until he came to the verge of the forest, and so to the
highway. He saw two bands of the Sheriff's men, yet he turned
neither to the right nor the left, but only drew his cowl the
closer over his face, folding his hands as if in meditation. So
at last he came to the Sign of the Blue Boar. "For," quoth he to
himself, "our good friend Eadom will tell me all the news."
At the Sign of the Blue Boar he found a band of the Sheriffs
men drinking right lustily; so, without speaking to anyone, he
sat down upon a distant bench, his staff in his hand, and his
head bowed forward as though he were meditating. Thus he sat
waiting until he might see the landlord apart, and Eadom did not
know him, but thought him to be some poor tired friar, so he let
him sit without saying a word to him or molesting him, though he
liked not the cloth. "For," said he to himself, "it is a hard
heart that kicks the lame dog from off the sill." As Stutely sat
thus, there came a great house cat and rubbed against his knee,
raising his robe a palm's-breadth high. Stutely pushed his robe
quickly down again, but the constable who commanded the Sheriffs
men saw what had passed, and saw also fair Lincoln green beneath
the friar's robe. He said nothing at the time, but communed
within himself in this wise: "Yon is no friar of orders gray,
and also, I wot, no honest yeoman goeth about in priest's garb,
nor doth a thief go so for nought. Now I think in good sooth
that is one of Robin Hood's own men." So, presently, he said
aloud, "O holy father, wilt thou not take a good pot of March
beer to slake thy thirsty soul withal?"
But Stutely shook his head silently, for he said to himself,
"Maybe there be those here who know my voice."
Then the constable said again, "Whither goest thou, holy
friar, upon this hot summer's day?"
"I go a pilgrim to Canterbury Town," answered Will Stutely,
speaking gruffly, so that none might know his voice.
Then the constable said, for the third time, "Now tell me,
holy father, do pilgrims to Canterbury wear good Lincoln green
beneath their robes? Ha! By my faith, I take thee to be some
lusty thief, and perhaps one of Robin Hood's own band! Now, by
Our Lady's grace, if thou movest hand or foot, I will run thee
through the body with my sword!"
Then he flashed forth his bright sword and leaped upon Will
Stutely, thinking he would take him unaware; but Stutely had his
own sword tightly held in his hand, beneath his robe, so he drew
it forth before the constable came upon him. Then the stout
constable struck a mighty blow; but he struck no more in all
that fight, for Stutely, parrying the blow right deftly, smote
the constable back again with all his might. Then he would have
escaped, but could not, for the other, all dizzy with the wound
and with the flowing blood, seized him by the knees with his
arms even as he reeled and fell. Then the others rushed upon
him, and Stutely struck again at another of the Sheriff's men,
but the steel cap glanced the blow, and though the blade bit
deep, it did not kill. Meanwhile, the constable, fainting as he
was, drew Stutely downward, and the others, seeing the yeoman
hampered so, rushed upon him again, and one smote him a blow
upon the crown so that the blood ran down his face and blinded
him. Then, staggering, he fell, and all sprang upon him, though
he struggled so manfully that they could hardly hold him fast.
Then they bound him with stout hempen cords so that he could not
move either hand or foot, and thus they overcame him.
Robin Hood stood under the greenwood tree, thinking of Will
Stutely and how he might be faring, when suddenly he saw two of
his stout yeomen come running down the forest path, and betwixt
them ran buxom Maken of the Blue Boar. Then Robin's heart fell,
for he knew they were the bearers of ill tidings.
"Will Stutely hath been taken," cried they, when they had
come to where he stood.
"And is it thou that hast brought such doleful news?" said
Robin to the lass.
"Ay, marry, for I saw it all," cried she, panting as the hare
pants when it has escaped the hounds, "and I fear he is wounded
sore, for one smote him main shrewdly i' the crown. They have
bound him and taken him to Nottingham Town, and ere I left the
Blue Boar I heard that he should be hanged tomorrow day."
"He shall not be hanged tomorrow day," cried Robin; "or, if
he be, full many a one shall gnaw the sod, and many shall have
cause to cry Alack-a-day!"
Then he clapped his horn to his lips and blew three blasts
right loudly, and presently his good yeomen came running through
the greenwood until sevenscore bold blades were gathered around
him.
"Now hark you all!" cried Robin. "Our dear companion Will
Stutely hath been taken by that vile Sheriff's men, therefore
doth it behoove us to take bow and brand in hand to bring him
off again; for I wot that we ought to risk life and limb for
him, as he hath risked life and limb for us. Is it not so, my
merry men all?" Then all cried, "Ay!" with a great voice.
So the next day they all wended their way from Sherwood
Forest, but by different paths, for it behooved them to be very
crafty; so the band separated into parties of twos and threes,
which were all to meet again in a tangled dell that lay near to
Nottingham Town. Then, when they had all gathered together at
the place of meeting, Robin spoke to them thus:
"Now we will lie here in ambush until we can get news, for it
doth behoove us to be cunning and wary if we would bring our
friend Will Stutely off from the Sheriff's clutches."
So they lay hidden a long time, until the sun stood high in
the sky. The day was warm and the dusty road was bare of
travelers, except an aged palmer who walked slowly along the
highroad that led close beside the gray castle wall of
Nottingham Town. When Robin saw that no other wayfarer was
within sight, he called young David of Doncaster, who was a
shrewd man for his years, and said to him, "Now get thee forth,
young David, and speak to yonder palmer that walks beside the
town wall, for he hath come but now from Nottingham Town, and
may tell thee news of good Stutely, perchance."
So David strode forth, and when he came up to the pilgrim, he
saluted him and said, "Good morrow, holy father, and canst thou
tell me when Will Stutely will be hanged upon the gallows tree?
I fain would not miss the sight, for I have come from afar to
see so sturdy a rogue hanged."
"Now, out upon thee, young man," cried the Palmer, "that thou
shouldst speak so when a good stout man is to be hanged for
nothing but guarding his own life!" And he struck his staff upon
the ground in anger. "Alas, say I, that this thing should be!
For even this day, toward evening, when the sun falleth low, he
shall be hanged, fourscore rods from the great town gate of
Nottingham, where three roads meet; for there the Sheriff
sweareth he shall die as a warning to all outlaws in
Nottinghamshire. But yet, I say again, Alas! For, though Robin
Hood and his band may be outlaws, yet he taketh only from the
rich and the strong and the dishonest man, while there is not a
poor widow nor a peasant with many children, nigh to Sherwood,
but has barley flour enough all the year long through him. It
grieves my heart to see one as gallant as this Stutely die, for
I have been a good Saxon yeoman in my day, ere I turned palmer,
and well I know a stout hand and one that smiteth shrewdly at a
cruel Norman or a proud abbot with fat moneybags. Had good
Stutely's master but known how his man was compassed about with
perils, perchance he might send succor to bring him out of the
hand of his enemies.
"Ay, marry, that is true," cried the young man. "If Robin and
his men be nigh this place, I wot right well they will strive to
bring him forth from his peril. But fare thee well, thou good
old man, and believe me, if Will Stutely die, he shall be right
well avenged."
Then he turned and strode rapidly away; but the Palmer looked
after him, muttering, "I wot that youth is no country hind that
hath come to see a good man die. Well, well, perchance Robin
Hood is not so far away but that there will be stout doings this
day." So he went upon his way, muttering to himself.
When David of Doncaster told Robin Hood what the Palmer had
said to him, Robin called the band around him and spoke to them
thus:
"Now let us get straightway into Nottingham Town and mix
ourselves with the people there; but keep ye one another in
sight, pressing as near the prisoner and his guards as ye can,
when they come outside the walls. Strike no man without need,
for I would fain avoid bloodshed, but if ye do strike, strike
hard, and see that there be no need to strike again. Then keep
all together until we come again to Sherwood, and let no man
leave his fellows."
The sun was low in the western sky when a bugle note sounded
from the castle wall. Then all was bustle in Nottingham Town and
crowds filled the streets, for all knew that the famous Will
Stutely was to be hanged that day. Presently the castle gates
opened wide and a great array of men-at-arms came forth with
noise and clatter, the Sheriff, all clad in shining mail of
linked chain, riding at their head. In the midst of all the
guard, in a cart, with a halter about his neck, rode Will
Stutely. His face was pale with his wound and with loss of
blood, like the moon in broad daylight, and his fair hair was
clotted in points upon his forehead, where the blood had
hardened. When he came forth from the castle he looked up and he
looked down, but though he saw some faces that showed pity and
some that showed friendliness, he saw none that he knew. Then
his heart sank within him like a plummet of lead, but
nevertheless he spoke up boldly.
"Give a sword into my hand, Sir Sheriff," said he, "and
wounded man though I be, I will fight thee and all thy men till
life and strength be gone."
"Nay, thou naughty varlet," quoth the Sheriff, turning his
head and looking right grimly upon Will Stutely, "thou shalt
have no sword but shall die a mean death, as beseemeth a vile
thief like thee."
"Then do but untie my hands and I will fight thee and thy men
with no weapon but only my naked fists. I crave no weapon, but
let me not be meanly hanged this day."
Then the Sheriff laughed aloud. "Why, how now," quoth he, "is
thy proud stomach quailing? Shrive thyself, thou vile knave, for
I mean that thou shalt hang this day, and that where three roads
meet, so that all men shall see thee hang, for carrion crows and
daws to peck at."
"O thou dastard heart!" cried Will Stutely, gnashing his
teeth at the Sheriff. "Thou coward hind! If ever my good master
meet thee thou shalt pay dearly for this day's work! He doth
scorn thee, and so do all brave hearts. Knowest thou not that
thou and thy name are jests upon the lips of every brave yeoman?
Such a one as thou art, thou wretched craven, will never be able
to subdue bold Robin Hood."
"Ha!" cried the Sheriff in a rage, "is it even so? Am I a
jest with thy master, as thou callest him? Now I will make a
jest of thee and a sorry jest withal, for I will quarter thee
limb from limb, after thou art hanged." Then he spurred his
horse forward and said no more to Stutely.
At last they came to the great town gate, through which
Stutely saw the fair country beyond, with hills and dales all
clothed in verdure, and far away the dusky line of Sherwood's
skirts. Then when he saw the slanting sunlight lying on field
and fallow, shining redly here and there on cot and farmhouse,
and when he heard the sweet birds singing their vespers, and the
sheep bleating upon the hillside, and beheld the swallows flying
in the bright air, there came a great fullness to his heart so
that all things blurred to his sight through salt tears, and he
bowed his head lest the folk should think him unmanly when they
saw the tears in his eyes. Thus he kept his head bowed till they
had passed through the gate and were outside the walls of the
town. But when he looked up again he felt his heart leap within
him and then stand still for pure joy, for he saw the face of
one of his own dear companions of merry Sherwood; then glancing
quickly around he saw well-known faces upon all sides of him,
crowding closely upon the men-at-arms who were guarding him.
Then of a sudden the blood sprang to his cheeks, for he saw for
a moment his own good master in the press and, seeing him, knew
that Robin Hood and all his band were there. Yet betwixt him and
them was a line of men-at-arms.
"Now, stand back!" cried the Sheriff in a mighty voice, for
the crowd pressed around on all sides. "What mean ye, varlets,
that ye push upon us so? Stand back, I say!"
Then came a bustle and a noise, and one strove to push
between the men-at-arms so as to reach the cart, and Stutely saw
that it was Little John that made all that stir.
"Now stand thou back!" cried one of the men-at-arms whom
Little John pushed with his elbows.
"Now stand thou back thine own self," quoth Little John, and
straightway smote the man a buffet beside his head that felled
him as a butcher fells an ox, and then he leaped to the cart
where Stutely sat.
"I pray thee take leave of thy friends ere thou diest, Will,"
quoth he, "or maybe I will die with thee if thou must die, for I
could never have better company." Then with one stroke he cut
the bonds that bound the other's arms and legs, and Stutely
leaped straightway from the cart.
"Now as I live," cried the Sheriff, "yon varlet I know right
well is a sturdy rebel! Take him, I bid you all, and let him not
go!"
So saying, he spurred his horse upon Little John, and rising
in his stirrups smote with might and main, but Little John
ducked quickly underneath the horse's belly and the blow
whistled harmlessly over his head.
"Nay, good Sir Sheriff," cried he, leaping up again when the
blow had passed, "I must e'en borrow thy most worshipful sword."
Thereupon he twitched the weapon deftly from out the Sheriff's
hand, "Here, Stutely," he cried, "the Sheriff hath lent thee his
sword! Back to back with me, man, and defend thyself, for help
is nigh!"
"Down with them!" bellowed the Sheriff in a voice like an
angry bull; and he spurred his horse upon the two who now stood
back to back, forgetting in his rage that he had no weapon with
which to defend himself.
"Stand back, Sheriff!" cried Little John; and even as he
spoke, a bugle horn sounded shrilly and a clothyard shaft
whistled within an inch of the Sheriff's head. Then came a
swaying hither and thither, and oaths, cries, and groans, and
clashing of steel, and swords flashed in the setting sun, and a
score of arrows whistled through the air. And some cried, "Help,
help!" and some, "A rescue, a rescue!"
"Treason!" cried the Sheriff in a loud voice. "Bear back!
Bear back! Else we be all dead men!" Thereupon he reined his
horse backward through the thickest of the crowd.
Now Robin Hood and his band might have slain half of the
Sheriff's men had they desired to do so, but they let them push
out of the press and get them gone, only sending a bunch of
arrows after them to hurry them in their flight.
"Oh stay!" shouted Will Stutely after the Sheriff. "Thou wilt
never catch bold Robin Hood if thou dost not stand to meet him
face to face." But the Sheriff, bowing along his horse's back,
made no answer but only spurred the faster.
Then Will Stutely turned to Little John and looked him in the
face till the tears ran down from his eyes and he wept aloud;
and kissing his friend's cheeks, "O Little John!" quoth he,
"mine own true friend, and he that I love better than man or
woman in all the world beside! Little did I reckon to see thy
face this day, or to meet thee this side Paradise." Little John
could make no answer, but wept also.
Then Robin Hood gathered his band together in a close rank,
with Will Stutely in the midst, and thus they moved slowly away
toward Sherwood, and were gone, as a storm cloud moves away from
the spot where a tempest has swept the land. But they left ten
of the Sheriff's men lying along the ground wounded-- some more,
some less--yet no one knew who smote them down.
Thus the Sheriff of Nottingham tried thrice to take Robin
Hood and failed each time; and the last time he was frightened,
for he felt how near he had come to losing his life; so he said,
"These men fear neither God nor man, nor king nor king's
officers. I would sooner lose mine office than my life, so I
will trouble them no more." So he kept close within his castle
for many a day and dared not show his face outside of his own
household, and all the time he was gloomy and would speak to no
one, for he was ashamed of what had happened that day.

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V. Robin Hood Turns Butcher
Now after all these things had happened, and it became known to
Robin Hood how the Sheriff had tried three times to make him
captive, he said to himself, "If I have the chance, I will make
our worshipful Sheriff pay right well for that which he hath
done to me. Maybe I may bring him some time into Sherwood Forest
and have him to a right merry feast with us." For when Robin
Hood caught a baron or a squire, or a fat abbot or bishop, he
brought them to the greenwood tree and feasted them before he
lightened their purses.
But in the meantime Robin Hood and his band lived quietly in
Sherwood Forest, without showing their faces abroad, for Robin
knew that it would not be wise for him to be seen in the
neighborhood of Nottingham, those in authority being very wroth
with him. But though they did not go abroad, they lived a merry
life within the woodlands, spending the days in shooting at
garlands hung upon a willow wand at the end of the glade, the
leafy aisles ringing with merry jests and laughter: for whoever
missed the garland was given a sound buffet, which, if delivered
by Little John, never failed to topple over the unfortunate
yeoman. Then they had bouts of wrestling and of cudgel play, so
that every day they gained in skill and strength.
Thus they dwelled for nearly a year, and in that time Robin
Hood often turned over in his mind many means of making an even
score with the Sheriff. At last he began to fret at his
confinement; so one day he took up his stout cudgel and set
forth to seek adventure, strolling blithely along until he came
to the edge of Sherwood. There, as he rambled along the sunlit
road, he met a lusty young butcher driving a fine mare and
riding in a stout new cart, all hung about with meat. Merrily
whistled the Butcher as he jogged along, for he was going to the
market, and the day was fresh and sweet, making his heart blithe
within him.
"Good morrow to thee, jolly fellow," quoth Robin, "thou
seemest happy this merry morn."
"Ay, that am I," quoth the jolly Butcher, "and why should I
not be so? Am I not hale in wind and limb? Have I not the
bonniest lass in all Nottinghamshire? And lastly, am I not to be
married to her on Thursday next in sweet Locksley Town?"
"Ha," said Robin, "comest thou from Locksley Town? Well do I
know that fair place for miles about, and well do I know each
hedgerow and gentle pebbly stream, and even all the bright
little fishes therein, for there I was born and bred. Now, where
goest thou with thy meat, my fair friend?"
"I go to the market at Nottingham Town to sell my beef and my
mutton," answered the Butcher. "But who art thou that comest
from Locksley Town?"
"A yeoman am I, and men do call me Robin Hood."
"Now, by Our Lady's grace," cried the Butcher, "well do I
know thy name, and many a time have I heard thy deeds both sung
and spoken of. But Heaven forbid that thou shouldst take aught
of me! An honest man am I, and have wronged neither man nor
maid; so trouble me not, good master, as I have never troubled
thee."
"Nay, Heaven forbid, indeed," quoth Robin, "that I should
take from such as thee, jolly fellow! Not so much as one
farthing would I take from thee, for I love a fair Saxon face
like thine right well-- more especially when it cometh from
Locksley Town, and most especially when the man that owneth it
is to marry a bonny lass on Thursday next. But come, tell me for
what price thou wilt sell me all of thy meat and thy horse and
cart."
"At four marks do I value meat, cart, and mare," quoth the
Butcher, "but if I do not sell all my meat I will not have four
marks in value."
Then Robin Hood plucked the purse from his girdle, and quoth
he, "Here in this purse are six marks. Now, I would fain be a
butcher for the day and sell my meat in Nottingham Town. Wilt
thou close a bargain with me and take six marks for thine
outfit?"
"Now may the blessings of all the saints fall on thine honest
head!" cried the Butcher right joyfully, as he leaped down from
his cart and took the purse that Robin held out to him.
"Nay," quoth Robin, laughing loudly, "many do like me and
wish me well, but few call me honest. Now get thee gone back to
thy lass, and give her a sweet kiss from me." So saying, he
donned the Butcher's apron, and, climbing into the cart, he took
the reins in his hand and drove off through the forest to
Nottingham Town.
When he came to Nottingham, he entered that part of the
market where butchers stood, and took up his inn[2] in the best
place he could find. Next, he opened his stall and spread his
meat upon the bench, then, taking his cleaver and steel and
clattering them together, he trolled aloud in merry tones:
[2] Stand for selling.
"Now come, ye lasses, and eke ye dames,
And buy your meat from me;
For three pennyworths of meat I sell
For the charge of one penny.
"Lamb have I that hath fed upon nought
But the dainty dames pied,
And the violet sweet, and the daffodil
That grow fair streams beside.
"And beef have I from the heathery words,
And mutton from dales all green,
And veal as white as a maiden's brow,
With its mother's milk, I ween.
"Then come, ye lasses, and eke ye dames,
Come, buy your meat from me,
For three pennyworths of meat I sell
For the charge of one penny."
Thus he sang blithely, while all who stood near listened
amazedly. Then, when he had finished, he clattered the steel and
cleaver still more loudly, shouting lustily, "Now, who'll buy?
Who'll buy? Four fixed prices have I. Three pennyworths of meat
I sell to a fat friar or priest for sixpence, for I want not
their custom; stout aldermen I charge threepence, for it doth
not matter to me whether they buy or not; to buxom dames I sell
three pennyworths of meat for one penny for I like their custom
well; but to the bonny lass that hath a liking for a good tight
butcher I charge nought but one fair kiss, for I like her custom
the best of all."
Then all began to stare and wonder and crowd around,
laughing, for never was such selling heard of in all Nottingham
Town; but when they came to buy they found it as he had said,
for he gave goodwife or dame as much meat for one penny as they
could buy elsewhere for three, and when a widow or a poor woman
came to him, he gave her flesh for nothing; but when a merry
lass came and gave him a kiss, he charged not one penny for his
meat; and many such came to his stall, for his eyes were as blue
as the skies of June, and he laughed merrily, giving to each
full measure. Thus he sold his meat so fast that no butcher that
stood near him could sell anything.
Then they began to talk among themselves, and some said,
"This must be some thief who has stolen cart, horse, and meat";
but others said, "Nay, when did ye ever see a thief who parted
with his goods so freely and merrily? This must be some prodigal
who hath sold his father's land, and would fain live merrily
while the money lasts." And these latter being the greater
number, the others came round, one by one to their way of
thinking.
Then some of the butchers came to him to make his
acquaintance. "Come, brother," quoth one who was the head of
them all, "we be all of one trade, so wilt thou go dine with us?
For this day the Sheriff hath asked all the Butcher Guild to
feast with him at the Guild Hall. There will be stout fare and
much to drink, and that thou likest, or I much mistake thee."
"Now, beshrew his heart," quoth jolly Robin, "that would deny
a butcher. And, moreover, I will go dine with you all, my sweet
lads, and that as fast as I can hie." Whereupon, having sold all
his meat, he closed his stall and went with them to the great
Guild Hall.
There the Sheriff had already come in state, and with him
many butchers. When Robin and those that were with him came in,
all laughing at some merry jest he had been telling them, those
that were near the Sheriff whispered to him, "Yon is a right mad
blade, for he hath sold more meat for one penny this day than we
could sell for three, and to whatsoever merry lass gave him a
kiss he gave meat for nought." And others said, "He is some
prodigal that hath sold his land for silver and gold, and
meaneth to spend all right merrily."
Then the Sheriff called Robin to him, not knowing him in his
butcher's dress, and made him sit close to him on his right
hand; for he loved a rich young prodigal--especially when he
thought that he might lighten that prodigal's pockets into his
own most worshipful purse. So he made much of Robin, and laughed
and talked with him more than with any of the others.
At last the dinner was ready to be served and the Sheriff
bade Robin say grace, so Robin stood up and said, "Now Heaven
bless us all and eke good meat and good sack within this house,
and may all butchers be and remain as honest men as I am."
At this all laughed, the Sheriff loudest of all, for he said
to himself, "Surely this is indeed some prodigal, and perchance
I may empty his purse of some of the money that the fool
throweth about so freely." Then he spake aloud to Robin, saying,
"Thou art a jolly young blade, and I love thee mightily"; and he
smote Robin upon the shoulder.
Then Robin laughed loudly too. "Yea," quoth he, "I know thou
dost love a jolly blade, for didst thou not have jolly Robin
Hood at thy shooting match and didst thou not gladly give him a
bright golden arrow for his own?"
At this the Sheriff looked grave and all the guild of
butchers too, so that none laughed but Robin, only some winked
slyly at each other.
"Come, fill us some sack!" cried Robin. "Let us e'er be merry
while we may, for man is but dust, and he hath but a span to
live here till the worm getteth him, as our good gossip
Swanthold sayeth; so let life be merry while it lasts, say I.
Nay, never look down i' the mouth, Sir Sheriff. Who knowest but
that thou mayest catch Robin Hood yet, if thou drinkest less
good sack and Malmsey, and bringest down the fat about thy
paunch and the dust from out thy brain. Be merry, man."
Then the Sheriff laughed again, but not as though he liked
the jest, while the butchers said, one to another, "Before
Heaven, never have we seen such a mad rollicking blade. Mayhap,
though, he will make the Sheriff mad."
"How now, brothers," cried Robin, "be merry! nay, never count
over your farthings, for by this and by that I will pay this
shot myself, e'en though it cost two hundred pounds. So let no
man draw up his lip, nor thrust his forefinger into his purse,
for I swear that neither butcher nor Sheriff shall pay one penny
for this feast."
"Now thou art a right merry soul," quoth the Sheriff, "and I
wot thou must have many a head of horned beasts and many an acre
of land, that thou dost spend thy money so freely."
"Ay, that have I," quoth Robin, laughing loudly again, "five
hundred and more horned beasts have I and my brothers, and none
of them have we been able to sell, else I might not have turned
butcher. As for my land, I have never asked my steward how many
acres I have."
At this the Sheriff's eyes twinkled, and he chuckled to
himself. "Nay, good youth," quoth he, "if thou canst not sell
thy cattle, it may be I will find a man that will lift them from
thy hands; perhaps that man may be myself, for I love a merry
youth and would help such a one along the path of life. Now how
much dost thou want for thy horned cattle?"
"Well," quoth Robin, "they are worth at least five hundred
pounds."
"Nay," answered the Sheriff slowly, and as if he were
thinking within himself, "well do I love thee, and fain would I
help thee along, but five hundred pounds in money is a good
round sum; besides I have it not by me. Yet I will give thee
three hundred pounds for them all, and that in good hard silver
and gold."
"Now thou old miser!" quoth Robin, "well thou knowest that so
many horned cattle are worth seven hundred pounds and more, and
even that is but small for them, and yet thou, with thy gray
hairs and one foot in the grave, wouldst trade upon the folly of
a wild youth."
At this the Sheriff looked grimly at Robin. "Nay," quoth
Robin, "look not on me as though thou hadst sour beer in thy
mouth, man. I will take thine offer, for I and my brothers do
need the money. We lead a merry life, and no one leads a merry
life for a farthing, so I will close the bargain with thee. But
mind that thou bringest a good three hundred pounds with thee,
for I trust not one that driveth so shrewd a bargain."
"I will bring the money," said the Sheriff. "But what is thy
name, good youth?"
"Men call me Robert o' Locksley," quoth bold Robin.
"Then, good Robert o' Locksley," quoth the Sheriff, "I will
come this day to see thy horned beasts. But first my clerk shall
draw up a paper in which thou shalt be bound to the sale, for
thou gettest not my money without I get thy beasts in return."
Then Robin Hood laughed again. "So be it," he said, smiting
his palm upon the Sheriff's hand. "Truly my brothers will be
thankful to thee for thy money."
Thus the bargain was closed, but many of the butchers talked
among themselves of the Sheriff, saying that it was but a scurvy
trick to beguile a poor spendthrift youth in this way.
The afternoon had come when the Sheriff mounted his horse and
joined Robin Hood, who stood outside the gateway of the paved
court waiting for him, for he had sold his horse and cart to a
trader for two marks. Then they set forth upon their way, the
Sheriff riding upon his horse and Robin running beside him. Thus
they left Nottingham Town and traveled forward along the dusty
highway, laughing and jesting together as though they had been
old friends. But all the time the Sheriff said within himself,
"Thy jest to me of Robin Hood shall cost thee dear, good fellow,
even four hundred pounds, thou fool." For he thought he would
make at least that much by his bargain.
So they journeyed onward till they came within the verge of
Sherwood Forest, when presently the Sheriff looked up and down
and to the right and to the left of him, and then grew quiet and
ceased his laughter. "Now," quoth he, "may Heaven and its saints
preserve us this day from a rogue men call Robin Hood."
Then Robin laughed aloud. "Nay," said he, "thou mayst set thy
mind at rest, for well do I know Robin Hood and well do I know
that thou art in no more danger from him this day than thou art
from me."
At this the Sheriff looked askance at Robin, saying to
himself, "I like not that thou seemest so well acquainted with
this bold outlaw, and I wish that I were well out of Sherwood
Forest."
But still they traveled deeper into the forest shades, and
the deeper they went, the more quiet grew the Sheriff. At last
they came to where the road took a sudden bend, and before them
a herd of dun deer went tripping across the path. Then Robin
Hood came close to the Sheriff and pointing his finger, he said,
"These are my horned beasts, good Master Sheriff. How dost thou
like them? Are they not fat and fair to see?"
At this the Sheriff drew rein quickly. "Now fellow," quoth
he, "I would I were well out of this forest, for I like not thy
company. Go thou thine own path, good friend, and let me but go
mine."
But Robin only laughed and caught the Sheriff's bridle rein.
"Nay," cried he, "stay awhile, for I would thou shouldst see my
brothers, who own these fair horned beasts with me." So saying,
he clapped his bugle to his mouth and winded three merry notes,
and presently up the path came leaping fivescore good stout
yeomen with Little John at their head.
"What wouldst thou have, good master?" quoth Little John.
"Why," answered Robin, "dost thou not see that I have brought
goodly company to feast with us today? Fye, for shame! Do you
not see our good and worshipful master, the Sheriff of
Nottingham? Take thou his bridle, Little John, for he has
honored us today by coming to feast with us."
Then all doffed their hats humbly, without smiling or seeming
to be in jest, while Little John took the bridle rein and led
the palfrey still deeper into the forest, all marching in order,
with Robin Hood walking beside the Sheriff, hat in hand.
All this time the Sheriff said never a word but only looked
about him like one suddenly awakened from sleep; but when he
found himself going within the very depths of Sherwood his heart
sank within him, for he thought, "Surely my three hundred pounds
will be taken from me, even if they take not my life itself, for
I have plotted against their lives more than once." But all
seemed humble and meek and not a word was said of danger, either
to life or money.
So at last they came to that part of Sherwood Forest where a
noble oak spread its branches wide, and beneath it was a seat
all made of moss, on which Robin sat down, placing the Sheriff
at his right hand. "Now busk ye, my merry men all," quoth he,
"and bring forth the best we have, both of meat and wine, for
his worship the Sheriff hath feasted me in Nottingham Guild Hall
today, and I would not have him go back empty."
All this time nothing had been said of the Sheriff's money,
so presently he began to pluck up heart. "For," said he to
himself, "maybe Robin Hood hath forgotten all about it."
Then, while beyond in the forest bright fires crackled and
savory smells of sweetly roasting venison and fat capons filled
the glade, and brown pasties warmed beside the blaze, did Robin
Hood entertain the Sheriff right royally. First, several couples
stood forth at quarterstaff, and so shrewd were they at the
game, and so quickly did they give stroke and parry, that the
Sheriff, who loved to watch all lusty sports of the kind,
clapped his hands, forgetting where he was, and crying aloud,
"Well struck! Well struck, thou fellow with the black beard!"
little knowing that the man he called upon was the Tinker that
tried to serve his warrant upon Robin Hood.
Then several yeomen came forward and spread cloths upon the
green grass, and placed a royal feast; while others still
broached barrels of sack and Malmsey and good stout ale, and set
them in jars upon the cloth, with drinking horns about them.
Then all sat down and feasted and drank merrily together until
the sun was low and the half-moon glimmered with a pale light
betwixt the leaves of the trees overhead.
Then the Sheriff arose and said, "I thank you all, good
yeomen, for the merry entertainment ye have given me this day.
Right courteously have ye used me, showing therein that ye have
much respect for our glorious King and his deputy in brave
Nottinghamshire. But the shadows grow long, and I must away
before darkness comes, lest I lose myself within the forest."
Then Robin Hood and all his merry men arose also, and Robin
said to the Sheriff, "If thou must go, worshipful sir, go thou
must; but thou hast forgotten one thing."
"Nay, I forgot nought," said the Sheriff; yet all the same
his heart sank within him.
"But I say thou hast forgot something," quoth Robin. "We keep
a merry inn here in the greenwood, but whoever becometh our
guest must pay his reckoning."
Then the Sheriff laughed, but the laugh was hollow. "Well,
jolly boys," quoth he, "we have had a merry time together today,
and even if ye had not asked me, I would have given you a score
of pounds for the sweet entertainment I have had."
"Nay," quoth Robin seriously, "it would ill beseem us to
treat Your Worship so meanly. By my faith, Sir Sheriff, I would
be ashamed to show my face if I did not reckon the King's deputy
at three hundred pounds. Is it not so, my merry men all?"
Then "Ay!" cried all, in a loud voice.
"Three hundred devils!" roared the Sheriff. "Think ye that
your beggarly feast was worth three pounds, let alone three
hundred?"
"Nay," quoth Robin gravely. "Speak not so roundly, Your
Worship. I do love thee for the sweet feast thou hast given me
this day in merry Nottingham Town; but there be those here who
love thee not so much. If thou wilt look down the cloth thou
wilt see Will Stutely, in whose eyes thou hast no great favor;
then two other stout fellows are there here that thou knowest
not, that were wounded in a brawl nigh Nottingham Town, some
time ago--thou wottest when; one of them was sore hurt in one
arm, yet he hath got the use of it again. Good Sheriff, be
advised by me; pay thy score without more ado, or maybe it may
fare ill with thee."
As he spoke the Sheriff's ruddy cheeks grew pale, and he said
nothing more but looked upon the ground and gnawed his nether
lip. Then slowly he drew forth his fat purse and threw it upon
the cloth in front of him.
"Now take the purse, Little John," quoth Robin Hood, "and see
that the reckoning be right. We would not doubt our Sheriff, but
he might not like it if he should find he had not paid his full
score."
Then Little John counted the money and found that the bag
held three hundred pounds in silver and gold. But to the Sheriff
it seemed as if every clink of the bright money was a drop of
blood from his veins. And when he saw it all counted out in a
heap of silver and gold, filling a wooden platter, he turned
away and silently mounted his horse.
"Never have we had so worshipful a guest before!" quoth
Robin, "and, as the day waxeth late, I will send one of my young
men to guide thee out of the forest depths."
"Nay, Heaven forbid!" cried the Sheriff hastily. "I can find
mine own way, good man, without aid."
"Then I will put thee on the right track mine own self,"
quoth Robin, and, taking the Sheriff's horse by the bridle rein,
he led him into the main forest path. Then, before he let him
go, he said, "Now, fare thee well, good Sheriff, and when next
thou thinkest to despoil some poor prodigal, remember thy feast
in Sherwood Forest. `Ne'er buy a horse, good friend, without
first looking into its mouth,' as our good gaffer Swanthold
says. And so, once more, fare thee well." Then he clapped his
hand to the horse's back, and off went nag and Sheriff through
the forest glades.
Then bitterly the Sheriff rued the day that first he meddled
with Robin Hood, for all men laughed at him and many ballads
were sung by folk throughout the country, of how the Sheriff
went to shear and came home shorn to the very quick. For thus
men sometimes overreach themselves through greed and guile.

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VI. Little John Goes to Nottingham Fair
Spring had gone since the Sheriff's feast in Sherwood, and
summer also, and the mellow month of October had come. All the
air was cool and fresh; the harvests were gathered home, the
young birds were full fledged, the hops were plucked, and apples
were ripe. But though time had so smoothed things over that men
no longer talked of the horned beasts that the Sheriff wished to
buy, he was still sore about the matter and could not bear to
hear Robin Hood's name spoken in his presence.
With October had come the time for holding the great Fair
which was celebrated every five years at Nottingham Town, to
which folk came from far and near throughout the country. At
such times archery was always the main sport of the day, for the
Nottinghamshire yeomen were the best hand at the longbow in all
merry England, but this year the Sheriff hesitated a long time
before he issued proclamation of the Fair, fearing lest Robin
Hood and his band might come to it. At first he had a great part
of a mind not to proclaim the Fair, but second thought told him
that men would laugh at him and say among themselves that he was
afraid of Robin Hood, so he put that thought by. At last he
fixed in his mind that he would offer such a prize as they would
not care to shoot for. At such times it had been the custom to
offer a half score of marks or a tun of ale, so this year he
proclaimed that a prize of two fat steers should be given to the
best bowman.
When Robin Hood heard what had been proclaimed he was vexed,
and said, "Now beshrew this Sheriff that he should offer such a
prize that none but shepherd hinds will care to shoot for it! I
would have loved nothing better than to have had another bout at
merry Nottingham Town, but if I should win this prize nought
would it pleasure or profit me."
Then up spoke Little John: "Nay, but hearken, good master,"
said he, "only today Will Stutely, young David of Doncaster, and
I were at the Sign of the Blue Boar, and there we heard all the
news of this merry Fair, and also that the Sheriff hath offered
this prize, that we of Sherwood might not care to come to the
Fair; so, good master, if thou wilt, I would fain go and strive
to win even this poor thing among the stout yeomen who will
shoot at Nottingham Town."
"Nay, Little John," quoth Robin, "thou art a sound stout
fellow, yet thou lackest the cunning that good Stutely hath, and
I would not have harm befall thee for all Nottinghamshire.
Nevertheless, if thou wilt go, take some disguise lest there be
those there who may know thee."
"So be it, good master," quoth Little John, "yet all the
disguise that I wish is a good suit of scarlet instead of this
of Lincoln green. I will draw the cowl of my jacket about my
head so that it will hide my brown hair and beard, and then, I
trust, no one will know me."
"It is much against my will," said Robin Hood, "ne'ertheless,
if thou dost wish it, get thee gone, but bear thyself seemingly,
Little John, for thou art mine own right-hand man and I could
ill bear to have harm befall thee."
So Little John clad himself all in scarlet and started off to
the Fair at Nottingham Town.
Right merry were these Fair days at Nottingham, when the
green before the great town gate was dotted with booths standing
in rows, with tents of many-colored canvas, hung about with
streamers and garlands of flowers, and the folk came from all
the countryside, both gentle and common. In some booths there
was dancing to merry music, in others flowed ale and beer, and
in others yet again sweet cakes and barley sugar were sold; and
sport was going outside the booths also, where some minstrel
sang ballads of the olden time, playing a second upon the harp,
or where the wrestlers struggled with one another within the
sawdust ring, but the people gathered most of all around a
raised platform where stout fellows played at quarterstaff.
So Little John came to the Fair. All scarlet were his hose
and jerkin, and scarlet was his cowled cap, with a scarlet
feather stuck in the side of it. Over his shoulders was slung a
stout bow of yew, and across his back hung a quiver of good
round arrows. Many turned to look after such a stout, tall
fellow, for his shoulders were broader by a palm's-breadth than
any that were there, and he stood a head taller than all the
other men. The lasses, also, looked at him askance, thinking
they had never seen a lustier youth.
First of all he went to the booth where stout ale was sold
and, standing aloft on a bench, he called to all that were near
to come and drink with him. "Hey, sweet lads!" cried he "who
will drink ale with a stout yeoman? Come, all! Come, all! Let us
be merry, for the day is sweet and the ale is tingling. Come
hither, good yeoman, and thou, and thou; for not a farthing
shall one of you pay. Nay, turn hither, thou lusty beggar, and
thou jolly tinker, for all shall be merry with me.
Thus he shouted, and all crowded around, laughing, while the
brown ale flowed; and they called Little John a brave fellow,
each swearing that he loved him as his own brother; for when one
has entertainment with nothing to pay, one loves the man that
gives it to one.
Then he strolled to the platform where they were at cudgel
play, for he loved a bout at quarterstaff as he loved meat and
drink; and here befell an adventure that was sung in ballads
throughout the mid-country for many a day.
One fellow there was that cracked crowns of everyone who
threw cap into the ring. This was Eric o' Lincoln, of great
renown, whose name had been sung in ballads throughout the
countryside. When Little John reached the stand he found none
fighting, but only bold Eric walking up and down the platform,
swinging his staff and shouting lustily, "Now, who will come and
strike a stroke for the lass he loves the best, with a good
Lincolnshire yeoman? How now, lads? Step up! Step up! Or else
the lasses' eyes are not bright hereabouts, or the blood of
Nottingham youth is sluggish and cold. Lincoln against
Nottingham, say I! For no one hath put foot upon the boards this
day such as we of Lincoln call a cudgel player."
At this, one would nudge another with his elbow, saying, "Go
thou, Ned!" or "Go thou, Thomas!" but no lad cared to gain a
cracked crown for nothing.
Presently Eric saw where Little John stood among the others,
a head and shoulders above them all, and he called to him
loudly, "Halloa, thou long-legged fellow in scarlet! Broad are
thy shoulders and thick thy head; is not thy lass fair enough
for thee to take cudgel in hand for her sake? In truth, I
believe that Nottingham men do turn to bone and sinew, for
neither heart nor courage have they! Now, thou great lout, wilt
thou not twirl staff for Nottingham?"
"Ay," quoth Little John, "had I but mine own good staff here,
it would pleasure me hugely to crack thy knave's pate, thou
saucy braggart! I wot it would be well for thee an thy cock's
comb were cut!" Thus he spoke, slowly at first, for he was slow
to move; but his wrath gathered headway like a great stone
rolling down a hill, so that at the end he was full of anger.
Then Eric o' Lincoln laughed aloud. "Well spoken for one who
fears to meet me fairly, man to man," said he. "Saucy art thou
thine own self, and if thou puttest foot upon these boards, I
will make thy saucy tongue rattle within thy teeth!"
"Now," quoth Little John, "is there never a man here that
will lend me a good stout staff till I try the mettle of yon
fellow?" At this, half a score reached him their staves, and he
took the stoutest and heaviest of them all. Then, looking up and
down the cudgel, he said, "Now, I have in my hand but a splint
of wood--a barley straw, as it were--yet I trow it will have to
serve me, so here goeth." Thereupon he cast the cudgel upon the
stand and, leaping lightly after it, snatched it up in his hand
again.
Then each man stood in his place and measured the other with
fell looks until he that directed the sport cried, "Play!" At
this they stepped forth, each grasping his staff tightly in the
middle. Then those that stood around saw the stoutest game of
quarterstaff that e'er Nottingham Town beheld. At first Eric o'
Lincoln thought that he would gain an easy advantage, so he came
forth as if he would say, "Watch, good people, how that I carve
you this cockerel right speedily"; but he presently found it to
be no such speedy matter. Right deftly he struck, and with great
skill of fence, but he had found his match in Little John. Once,
twice, thrice, he struck, and three times Little John turned the
blows to the left hand and to the right. Then quickly and with a
dainty backhanded blow, he rapped Eric beneath his guard so
shrewdly that it made his head ring again. Then Eric stepped
back to gather his wits, while a great shout went up and all
were glad that Nottingham had cracked Lincoln's crown; and thus
ended the first bout of the game.
Then presently the director of the sport cried, "Play!" and
they came together again; but now Eric played warily, for he
found his man was of right good mettle, and also he had no sweet
memory of the blow that he had got; so this bout neither Little
John nor the Lincoln man caught a stroke within his guard. Then,
after a while, they parted again, and this made the second bout.
Then for the third time they came together, and at first Eric
strove to be wary, as he had been before; but, growing mad at
finding himself so foiled, he lost his wits and began to rain
blows so fiercely and so fast that they rattled like hail on
penthouse roof; but, in spite of all, he did not reach within
Little John's guard. Then at last Little John saw his chance and
seized it right cleverly. Once more, with a quick blow, he
rapped Eric beside the head, and ere he could regain himself,
Little John slipped his right hand down to his left and, with a
swinging blow, smote the other so sorely upon the crown that
down he fell as though he would never move again.
Then the people shouted so loud that folk came running from
all about to see what was the ado; while Little John leaped down
from the stand and gave the staff back to him that had lent it
to him. And thus ended the famous bout between Little John and
Eric o' Lincoln of great renown.
But now the time had come when those who were to shoot with
the longbow were to take their places, so the people began
flocking to the butts where the shooting was to be. Near the
target, in a good place, sat the Sheriff upon a raised dais,
with many gentlefolk around him. When the archers had taken
their places, the herald came forward and proclaimed the rules
of the game, and how each should shoot three shots, and to him
that should shoot the best the prize of two fat steers was to
belong. A score of brave shots were gathered there, and among
them some of the keenest hands at the longbow in Lincoln and
Nottinghamshire; and among them Little John stood taller than
all the rest. "Who is yon stranger clad all in scarlet?" said
some, and others answered, "It is he that hath but now so
soundly cracked the crown of Eric o' Lincoln." Thus the people
talked among themselves, until at last it reached even the
Sheriff's ears.
And now each man stepped forward and shot in turn; but though
each shot well, Little John was the best of all, for three times
he struck the clout, and once only the length of a barleycorn
from the center. "Hey for the tall archer!" shouted the crowd,
and some among them shouted, "Hey for Reynold Greenleaf!" for
this was the name that Little John had called himself that day.
Then the Sheriff stepped down from the raised seat and came
to where the archers stood, while all doffed their caps that saw
him coming. He looked keenly at Little John but did not know
him, though he said, after a while, "How now, good fellow,
methinks there is that about thy face that I have seen
erewhile."
"Mayhap it may be so," quoth Little John, "for often have I
seen Your Worship." And, as he spoke, he looked steadily into
the Sheriff's eyes so that the latter did not suspect who he
was.
"A brave blade art thou, good friend," said the Sheriff, "and
I hear that thou hast well upheld the skill of Nottinghamshire
against that of Lincoln this day. What may be thy name, good
fellow?"
"Men do call me Reynold Greenleaf, Your Worship," said Little
John; and the old ballad that tells of this, adds, "So, in
truth, was he a green leaf, but of what manner of tree the
Sheriff wotted not."
"Now, Reynold Greenleaf," quoth the Sheriff, "thou art the
fairest hand at the longbow that mine eyes ever beheld, next to
that false knave, Robin Hood, from whose wiles Heaven forfend
me! Wilt thou join my service, good fellow? Thou shalt be paid
right well, for three suits of clothes shalt thou have a year,
with good food and as much ale as thou canst drink; and, besides
this, I will pay thee forty marks each Michaelmastide."
"Then here stand I a free man, and right gladly will I enter
thy household," said Little John, for he thought he might find
some merry jest, should he enter the Sheriff's service.
"Fairly hast thou won the fat steers," said the Sheriff, "and
"hereunto I will add a butt of good March beer, for joy of
having gotten such a man; for, I wot, thou shootest as fair a
shaft as Robin Hood himself."
"Then," said Little John, "for joy of having gotten myself
into thy service, I will give fat steers and brown ale to all
these good folk, to make them merry withal." At this arose a
great shout, many casting their caps aloft, for joy of the gift.
Then some built great fires and roasted the steers, and
others broached the butt of ale, with which all made themselves
merry. Then, when they had eaten and drunk as much as they
could, and when the day faded and the great moon arose, all red
and round, over the spires and towers of Nottingham Town, they
joined hands and danced around the fires, to the music of
bagpipes and harps. But long before this merrymaking had begun,
the Sheriff and his new servant Reynold Greenleaf were in the
Castle of Nottingham.

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VII. How Little John Lived at the Sheriff's
Thus Little John entered into the Sheriff's service and found
the life he led there easy enough, for the Sheriff made him his
right-hand man and held him in great favor. He sat nigh the
Sheriff at meat, and he ran beside his horse when he went
a-hunting; so that, what with hunting and hawking a little, and
eating rich dishes and drinking good sack, and sleeping until
late hours in the morning, he grew as fat as a stall-fed ox.
Thus things floated easily along with the tide, until one day
when the Sheriff went a-hunting, there happened that which broke
the smooth surface of things.
This morning the Sheriff and many of his men set forth to
meet certain lords, to go a-hunting. He looked all about him for
his good man, Reynold Greenleaf, but, not finding him, was
vexed, for he wished to show Little John's skill to his noble
friends. As for Little John, he lay abed, snoring lustily, till
the sun was high in the heavens. At last he opened his eyes and
looked about him but did not move to arise. Brightly shone the
sun in at the window, and all the air was sweet with the scent
of woodbine that hung in sprays about the wall without, for the
cold winter was past and spring was come again, and Little John
lay still, thinking how sweet was everything on this fair morn.
Just then he heard, faint and far away, a distant bugle note
sounding thin and clear. The sound was small, but, like a little
pebble dropped into a glassy fountain, it broke all the smooth
surface of his thoughts, until his whole soul was filled with
disturbance. His spirit seemed to awaken from its sluggishness,
and his memory brought back to him all the merry greenwood
life--how the birds were singing blithely there this bright
morning, and how his loved companions and friends were feasting
and making merry, or perhaps talking of him with sober speech;
for when he first entered the Sheriff's service he did so in
jest; but the hearthstone was warm during the winter, and the
fare was full, and so he had abided, putting off from day to day
his going back to Sherwood, until six long months had passed.
But now he thought of his good master and of Will Stutely, whom
he loved better than anyone in all the world, and of young David
of Doncaster, whom he had trained so well in all manly sports,
till there came over his heart a great and bitter longing for
them all, so that his eyes filled with tears. Then he said
aloud, "Here I grow fat like a stall-fed ox and all my manliness
departeth from me while I become a sluggard and dolt. But I will
arouse me and go back to mine own dear friends once more, and
never will I leave them again till life doth leave my lips." So
saying, he leaped from bed, for he hated his sluggishness now.
When he came downstairs he saw the Steward standing near the
pantry door-- a great, fat man, with a huge bundle of keys
hanging to his girdle. Then Little John said, "Ho, Master
Steward, a hungry man am I, for nought have I had for all this
blessed morn. Therefore, give me to eat."
Then the Steward looked grimly at him and rattled the keys in
his girdle, for he hated Little John because he had found favor
with the Sheriff. "So, Master Reynold Greenleaf, thou art
anhungered, art thou?" quoth he. "But, fair youth, if thou
livest long enough, thou wilt find that he who getteth overmuch
sleep for an idle head goeth with an empty stomach. For what
sayeth the old saw, Master Greenleaf? Is it not `The late fowl
findeth but ill faring'?"
"Now, thou great purse of fat!" cried Little John, "I ask
thee not for fool's wisdom, but for bread and meat. Who art
thou, that thou shouldst deny me to eat? By Saint Dunstan, thou
hadst best tell me where my breakfast is, if thou wouldst save
broken bones!"
"Thy breakfast, Master Fireblaze, is in the pantry," answered
the Steward.
"Then fetch it hither!" cried Little John, who waxed angry by
this time.
"Go thou and fetch it thine own self," quoth the Steward. "Am
I thy slave, to fetch and carry for thee?"
"I say, go thou, bring it me!"
"I say, go thou, fetch it for thyself!"
"Ay, marry, that will I, right quickly!" quoth Little John in
a rage. And, so saying, he strode to the pantry and tried to
open the door but found it locked, whereat the Steward laughed
and rattled his keys. Then the wrath of Little John boiled over,
and, lifting his clenched fist, he smote the pantry door,
bursting out three panels and making so large an opening that he
could easily stoop and walk through it.
When the Steward saw what was done, he waxed mad with rage;
and, as Little John stooped to look within the pantry, he seized
him from behind by the nape of the neck, pinching him sorely and
smiting him over the head with his keys till the yeoman's ears
rang again. At this Little John turned upon the Steward and
smote him such a buffet that the fat man fell to the floor and
lay there as though he would never move again. "There," quoth
Little John, "think well of that stroke and never keep a good
breakfast from a hungry man again."
So saying, he crept into the pantry and looked about him to
see if he could find something to appease his hunger. He saw a
great venison pasty and two roasted capons, beside which was a
platter of plover's eggs; moreover, there was a flask of sack
and one of canary--a sweet sight to a hungry man. These he took
down from the shelves and placed upon a sideboard, and prepared
to make himself merry.
Now the Cook, in the kitchen across the courtyard, heard the
loud talking between Little John and the Steward, and also the
blow that Little John struck the other, so he came running
across the court and up the stairway to where the Steward's
pantry was, bearing in his hands the spit with the roast still
upon it. Meanwhile the Steward had gathered his wits about him
and risen to his feet, so that when the Cook came to the
Steward's pantry he saw him glowering through the broken door at
Little John, who was making ready for a good repast, as one dog
glowers at another that has a bone. When the Steward saw the
Cook, he came to him, and, putting one arm over his shoulder,
"Alas, sweet friend!" quoth he--for the Cook was a tall, stout
man--"seest thou what that vile knave Reynold Greenleaf hath
done? He hath broken in upon our master's goods, and hath
smitten me a buffet upon the ear, so that I thought I was dead.
Good Cook, I love thee well, and thou shalt have a good pottle
of our master's best wine every day, for thou art an old and
faithful servant. Also, good Cook, I have ten shillings that I
mean to give as a gift to thee. But hatest thou not to see a
vile upstart like this Reynold Greenleaf taking it upon him so
bravely?"
"Ay, marry, that do I," quoth the Cook boldly, for he liked
the Steward because of his talk of the wine and of the ten
shillings. "Get thee gone straightway to thy room, and I will
bring out this knave by his ears." So saying, he laid aside his
spit and drew the sword that hung by his side; whereupon the
Steward left as quickly as he could, for he hated the sight of
naked steel.
Then the Cook walked straightway to the broken pantry door,
through which he saw Little John tucking a napkin beneath his
chin and preparing to make himself merry.
"Why, how now, Reynold Greenleaf?" said the Cook, "thou art
no better than a thief, I wot. Come thou straight forth, man, or
I will carve thee as I would carve a sucking pig."
"Nay, good Cook, bear thou thyself more seemingly, or else I
will come forth to thy dole. At most times I am as a yearling
lamb, but when one cometh between me and my meat, I am a raging
lion, as it were."
"Lion or no lion," quoth the valorous Cook, "come thou
straight forth, else thou art a coward heart as well as a
knavish thief."
"Ha!" cried Little John, "coward's name have I never had; so,
look to thyself, good Cook, for I come forth straight, the
roaring lion I did speak of but now."
Then he, too, drew his sword and came out of the pantry;
then, putting themselves into position, they came slowly
together, with grim and angry looks; but suddenly Little John
lowered his point. "Hold, good Cook!" said he. "Now, I bethink
me it were ill of us to fight with good victuals standing so
nigh, and such a feast as would befit two stout fellows such as
we are. Marry, good friend, I think we should enjoy this fair
feast ere we fight. What sayest thou, jolly Cook?"
At this speech the Cook looked up and down, scratching his
head in doubt, for he loved good feasting. At last he drew a
long breath and said to Little John, "Well, good friend, I like
thy plan right well; so, pretty boy, say I, let us feast, with
all my heart, for one of us may sup in Paradise before
nightfall."
So each thrust his sword back into the scabbard and entered
the pantry. Then, after they had seated themselves, Little John
drew his dagger and thrust it into the pie. "A hungry man must
be fed," quoth he, "so, sweet chuck, I help myself without
leave." But the Cook did not lag far behind, for straightway his
hands also were deeply thrust within the goodly pasty. After
this, neither of them spoke further, but used their teeth to
better purpose. But though neither spoke, they looked at one
another, each thinking within himself that he had never seen a
more lusty fellow than the one across the board.
At last, after a long time had passed, the Cook drew a full,
deep breath, as though of much regret, and wiped his hands upon
the napkin, for he could eat no more. Little John, also, had
enough, for he pushed the pasty aside, as though he would say,
"I want thee by me no more, good friend." Then he took the
pottle of sack, and said he, "Now, good fellow, I swear by all
that is bright, that thou art the stoutest companion at eating
that ever I had. Lo! I drink thy health." So saying, he clapped
the flask to his lips and cast his eyes aloft, while the good
wine flooded his throat. Then he passed the pottle to the Cook,
who also said, "Lo, I drink thy health, sweet fellow!" Nor was
he behind Little John in drinking any more than in eating.
"Now," quoth Little John, "thy voice is right round and
sweet, jolly lad. I doubt not thou canst sing a ballad most
blithely; canst thou not?"
"Truly, I have trolled one now and then," quoth the Cook,
"yet I would not sing alone."
"Nay, truly," said Little John, "that were but ill courtesy.
Strike up thy ditty, and I will afterward sing one to match it,
if I can.
"So be it, pretty boy," quoth the Cook. "And hast thou e'er
heard the song of the Deserted Shepherdess?"
"Truly, I know not," answered Little John, "but sing thou and
let me hear."
Then the Cook took another draught from the pottle, and,
clearing his throat, sang right sweetly:
THE SONG OF THE DESERTED SHEPHERDESS
"In Lententime, when leaves wax green,
And pretty birds begin to mate,
When lark cloth sing, and thrush, I ween,
And stockdove cooeth soon and late,
Fair Phillis sat beside a stone,
And thus I heard her make her moan:
'O willow, willow, willow, willow!
I'll take me of thy branches fair
And twine a wreath to deck my hair.
" `The thrush hath taken him a she,
The robin, too, and eke the dove;
My Robin hath deserted me,
And left me for another love.
So here, by brookside, all alone,
I sit me down and make my moan.
O willow, willow, willow, willow!
I'll take me of thy branches fair
And twine a wreath to deck my hair.'
"But ne'er came herring from the sea,
But good as he were in the tide;
Young Corydon came o'er the lea,
And sat him Phillis down beside.
So, presently, she changed her tone,
And 'gan to cease her from her moan,
'O willow, willow, willow, willow!
Thou mayst e'en keep thy garlands fair,
I want them not to deck my hair.' "
"Now, by my faith," cried Little John, "that same is a right
good song, and hath truth in it, also."
"Glad am I thou likest it, sweet lad," said the Cook. "Now
sing thou one also, for ne'er should a man be merry alone, or
sing and list not."
"Then I will sing thee a song of a right good knight of
Arthur's court, and how he cured his heart's wound without
running upon the dart again, as did thy Phillis; for I wot she
did but cure one smart by giving herself another. So, list thou
while I sing:
THE GOOD KNIGHT AND HIS LOVE
"When Arthur, King, did rule this land,
A goodly king was he,
And had he of stout knights a band
Of merry company.
"Among them all, both great and small,
A good stout knight was there,
A lusty childe, and eke a tall,
That loved a lady fair.
"But nought would she to do with he,
But turned her face away;
So gat he gone to far countrye,
And left that lady gay.
"There all alone he made his moan,
And eke did sob and sigh,
And weep till it would move a stone,
And he was like to die.
"But still his heart did feel the smart,
And eke the dire distress,
And rather grew his pain more sharp
As grew his body less.
"Then gat he back where was good sack
And merry com panye,
And soon did cease to cry `Alack!'
When blithe and gay was he.
"From which I hold, and feel full bold
To say, and eke believe,
That gin the belly go not cold
The heart will cease to grieve."
"Now, by my faith," cried the Cook, as he rattled the pottle
against the sideboard, "I like that same song hugely, and eke
the motive of it, which lieth like a sweet kernel in a hazelnut"
"Now thou art a man of shrewd opinions," quoth Little John,
"and I love thee truly as thou wert my brother."
"And I love thee, too. But the day draweth on, and I have my
cooking to do ere our master cometh home; so let us e'en go and
settle this brave fight we have in hand."
"Ay, marry," quoth Little John, "and that right speedily.
Never have I been more laggard in fighting than in eating and
drinking. So come thou straight forth into the passageway, where
there is good room to swing a sword, and I will try to serve
thee."
Then they both stepped forth into the broad passage that led
to the Steward's pantry, where each man drew his sword again and
without more ado fell upon the other as though he would hew his
fellow limb from limb. Then their swords clashed upon one
another with great din, and sparks flew from each blow in
showers. So they fought up and down the hall for an hour and
more, neither striking the other a blow, though they strove
their best to do so; for both were skillful at the fence; so
nothing came of all their labor. Ever and anon they rested,
panting; then, after getting their wind, at it they would go
again more fiercely than ever. At last Little John cried aloud,
"Hold, good Cook!" whereupon each rested upon his sword,
panting.
"Now will I make my vow," quoth Little John, "thou art the
very best swordsman that ever mine eyes beheld. Truly, I had
thought to carve thee ere now."
"And I had thought to do the same by thee," quoth the Cook,
"but I have missed the mark somehow."
"Now I have been thinking within myself," quoth Little John,
"what we are fighting for; but albeit I do not rightly know."
"Why, no more do I," said the Cook. "I bear no love for that
pursy Steward, but I thought that we had engaged to fight with
one another and that it must be done."
"Now," quoth Little John, "it doth seem to me that instead of
striving to cut one another's throats, it were better for us to
be boon companions. What sayst thou, jolly Cook, wilt thou go
with me to Sherwood Forest and join with Robin Hood's band? Thou
shalt live a merry life within the woodlands, and sevenscore
good companions shalt thou have, one of whom is mine own self.
Thou shalt have three suits of Lincoln green each year, and
forty marks in pay."
"Now, thou art a man after mine own heart!" cried the Cook
right heartily, "and, as thou speakest of it, that is the very
service for me. I will go with thee, and that right gladly. Give
me thy palm, sweet fellow, and I will be thine own companion
from henceforth. What may be thy name, lad?"
"Men do call me Little John, good fellow."
"How? And art thou indeed Little John, and Robin Hood's own
right-hand man? Many a time and oft I heard of thee, but never
did I hope to set eyes upon thee. And thou art indeed the famous
Little John!" And the Cook seemed lost in amazement, and looked
upon his companion with open eyes.
"I am Little John, indeed, and I will bring to Robin Hood
this day a right stout fellow to join his merry band. But ere we
go, good friend, it seemeth to me to be a vast pity that, as we
have had so much of the Sheriff's food, we should not also carry
off some of his silver plate to Robin Hood, as a present from
his worship."
"Ay, marry is it," said the Cook. And so they began hunting
about, and took as much silver as they could lay hands upon,
clapping it into a bag, and when they had filled the sack they
set forth to Sherwood Forest.
Plunging into the woods, they came at last to the greenwood
tree, where they found Robin Hood and threescore of his merry
men lying upon the fresh green grass. When Robin and his men saw
who it was that came, they leaped to their feet. "Now welcome!"
cried Robin Hood. "Now welcome, Little John! For long hath it
been since we have heard from thee, though we all knew that thou
hadst joined the Sheriff's service. And how hast thou fared all
these long days?"
"Right merrily have I lived at the Lord Sheriff's," answered
Little John, "and I have come straight thence. See, good master!
I have brought thee his cook, and even his silver plate."
Thereupon he told Robin Hood and his merry men that were there,
all that had befallen him since he had left them to go to the
Fair at Nottingham Town. Then all shouted with laughter, except
Robin Hood; but he looked grave.
"Nay, Little John," said he, "thou art a brave blade and a
trusty fellow. I am glad thou hast brought thyself back to us,
and with such a good companion as the Cook, whom we all welcome
to Sherwood. But I like not so well that thou hast stolen the
Sheriff's plate like some paltry thief. The Sheriff hath been
punished by us, and hath lost three hundred pounds, even as he
sought to despoil another; but he hath done nought that we
should steal his household plate from him.
Though Little John was vexed with this, he strove to pass it
off with a jest. "Nay, good master," quoth he, "if thou thinkest
the Sheriff gave us not the plate, I will fetch him, that he may
tell us with his own lips he giveth it all to us." So saying he
leaped to his feet, and was gone before Robin could call him
back.
Little John ran for full five miles till he came to where the
Sheriff of Nottingham and a gay company were hunting near the
forest. When Little John came to the Sheriff he doffed his cap
and bent his knee. "God save thee, good master," quoth he.
"Why, Reynold Greenleaf!" cried the Sheriff, "whence comest
thou and where hast thou been?"
"I have been in the forest," answered Little John, speaking
amazedly, "and there I saw a sight such as ne'er before man's
eyes beheld! Yonder I saw a young hart all in green from top to
toe, and about him was a herd of threescore deer, and they, too,
were all of green from head to foot. Yet I dared not shoot, good
master, for fear lest they should slay me."
"Why, how now, Reynold Greenleaf," cried the Sheriff, "art
thou dreaming or art thou mad, that thou dost bring me such, a
tale?"
"Nay, I am not dreaming nor am I mad," said Little John, "and
if thou wilt come with me, I will show thee this fair sight, for
I have seen it with mine own eyes. But thou must come alone,
good master, lest the others frighten them and they get away."
So the party all rode forward, and Little John led them
downward into the forest.
"Now, good master," quoth he at last, "we are nigh where I
saw this herd."
Then the Sheriff descended from his horse and bade them wait
for him until he should return; and Little John led him forward
through a close copse until suddenly they came to a great open
glade, at the end of which Robin Hood sat beneath the shade of
the great oak tree, with his merry men all about him. "See, good
Master Sheriff," quoth Little John, "yonder is the hart of which
I spake to thee."
At this the Sheriff turned to Little John and said bitterly,
"Long ago I thought I remembered thy face, but now I know thee.
Woe betide thee, Little John, for thou hast betrayed me this
day."
In the meantime Robin Hood had come to them. "Now welcome,
Master Sheriff," said he. "Hast thou come today to take another
feast with me?"
"Nay, Heaven forbid!" said the Sheriff in tones of deep
earnest. "I care for no feast and have no hunger today."
"Nevertheless," quoth Robin, "if thou hast no hunger, maybe
thou hast thirst, and well I know thou wilt take a cup of sack
with me. But I am grieved that thou wilt not feast with me, for
thou couldst have victuals to thy liking, for there stands thy
Cook."
Then he led the Sheriff, willy-nilly, to the seat he knew so
well beneath the greenwood tree.
"Ho, lads!" cried Robin, "fill our good friend the Sheriff a
right brimming cup of sack and fetch it hither, for he is faint
and weary."
Then one of the band brought the Sheriff a cup of sack,
bowing low as he handed it to him; but the Sheriff could not
touch the wine, for he saw it served in one of his own silver
flagons, on one of his own silver plates.
"How now," quoth Robin, "dost thou not like our new silver
service? We have gotten a bag of it this day." So saying, he
held up the sack of silver that Little John and the Cook had
brought with them.
Then the Sheriff's heart was bitter within him; but, not
daring to say anything, he only gazed upon the ground. Robin
looked keenly at him for a time before he spoke again. Then said
he, "Now, Master Sheriff, the last time thou camest to Sherwood
Forest thou didst come seeking to despoil a poor spendthrift,
and thou wert despoiled thine own self; but now thou comest
seeking to do no harm, nor do I know that thou hast despoiled
any man. I take my tithes from fat priests and lordly squires,
to help those that they despoil and to raise up those that they
bow down; but I know not that thou hast tenants of thine own
whom thou hast wronged in any way. Therefore, take thou thine
own again, nor will I dispossess thee today of so much as one
farthing. Come with me, and I will lead thee from the forest
back to thine own party again."
Then, slinging the bag upon his shoulder, he turned away, the
Sheriff following him, all too perplexed in mind to speak. So
they went forward until they came to within a furlong of the
spot where the Sheriff's companions were waiting for him. Then
Robin Hood gave the sack of silver back to the Sheriff. "Take
thou thine own again," he said, "and hearken to me, good
Sheriff, take thou a piece of advice with it. Try thy servants
well ere thou dost engage them again so readily." Then, turning,
he left the other standing bewildered, with the sack in his
hands.
The company that waited for the Sheriff were all amazed to
see him come out of the forest bearing a heavy sack upon his
shoulders; but though they questioned him, he answered never a
word, acting like one who walks in a dream. Without a word, he
placed the bag across his nag's back and then, mounting, rode
away, all following him; but all the time there was a great
turmoil of thoughts within his head, tumbling one over the
other. And thus ends the merry tale of Little John and how he
entered the Sheriff's service.

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VIII. Little John and the Tanner of Blyth
One fine day, not long after Little John had left abiding with
the Sheriff and had come back, with his worship's cook, to the
merry greenwood, as has just been told, Robin Hood and a few
chosen fellows of his band lay upon the soft sward beneath the
greenwood tree where they dwelled. The day was warm and sultry,
so that while most of the band were scattered through the forest
upon this mission and upon that, these few stout fellows lay
lazily beneath the shade of the tree, in the soft afternoon,
passing jests among themselves and telling merry stories, with
laughter and mirth.
All the air was laden with the bitter fragrance of the May,
and all the bosky shades of the woodlands beyond rang with the
sweet song of birds--the throstle cock, the cuckoo, and the wood
pigeon-- and with the song of birds mingled the cool sound of
the gurgling brook that leaped out of the forest shades, and ran
fretting amid its rough, gray stones across the sunlit open
glade before the trysting tree. And a fair sight was that
halfscore of tall, stout yeomen, all clad in Lincoln green,
lying beneath the broad-spreading branches of the great oak
tree, amid the quivering leaves of which the sunlight shivered
and fell in dancing patches upon the grass.
Suddenly Robin Hood smote his knee.
"By Saint Dunstan," quoth he, "I had nigh forgot that
quarter-day cometh on apace, and yet no cloth of Lincoln green
in all our store. It must be looked to, and that in quick
season. Come, busk thee, Little John! Stir those lazy bones of
thine, for thou must get thee straightway to our good gossip,
the draper Hugh Longshanks of Ancaster. Bid him send us
straightway twentyscore yards of fair cloth of Lincoln green;
and mayhap the journey may take some of the fat from off thy
bones, that thou hast gotten from lazy living at our dear
Sheriff's."
"Nay," muttered Little John (for he had heard so much upon
this score that he was sore upon the point), "nay, truly, mayhap
I have more flesh upon my joints than I once had, yet, flesh or
no flesh, I doubt not that I could still hold my place and
footing upon a narrow bridge against e'er a yeoman in Sherwood,
or Nottinghamshire, for the matter of that, even though he had
no more fat about his bones than thou hast, good master."
At this reply a great shout of laughter went up, and all
looked at Robin Hood, for each man knew that Little John spake
of a certain fight that happened between their master and
himself, through which they first became acquainted.
"Nay," quoth Robin Hood, laughing louder than all. "Heaven
forbid that I should doubt thee, for I care for no taste of thy
staff myself, Little John. I must needs own that there are those
of my band can handle a seven-foot staff more deftly than I; yet
no man in all Nottinghamshire can draw gray goose shaft with my
fingers. Nevertheless, a journey to Ancaster may not be ill for
thee; so go thou, as I bid, and thou hadst best go this very
evening, for since thou hast abided at the Sheriff's many know
thy face, and if thou goest in broad daylight, thou mayst get
thyself into a coil with some of his worship's men-at-arms. Bide
thou here till I bring thee money to pay our good Hugh. I
warrant he hath no better customers in all Nottinghamshire than
we." So saying, Robin left them and entered the forest.
Not far from the trysting tree was a great rock in which a
chamber had been hewn, the entrance being barred by a massive
oaken door two palms'-breadth in thickness, studded about with
spikes, and fastened with a great padlock. This was the treasure
house of the band, and thither Robin Hood went and, unlocking
the door, entered the chamber, from which he brought forth a bag
of gold which he gave to Little John, to pay Hugh Longshanks
withal, for the cloth of Lincoln green.
Then up got Little John, and, taking the bag of gold, which
he thrust into his bosom, he strapped a girdle about his loins,
took a stout pikestaff full seven feet long in his hand, and set
forth upon his journey.
So he strode whistling along the leafy forest path that led
to Fosse Way, turning neither to the right hand nor the left,
until at last he came to where the path branched, leading on the
one hand onward to Fosse Way, and on the other, as well Little
John knew, to the merry Blue Boar Inn. Here Little John suddenly
ceased whistling and stopped in the middle of the path. First he
looked up and then he looked down, and then, tilting his cap
over one eye, he slowly scratched the back part of his head. For
thus it was: at the sight of these two roads, two voices began
to alarum within him, the one crying, "There lies the road to
the Blue Boar Inn, a can of brown October, and a merry night
with sweet companions such as thou mayst find there"; the other,
"There lies the way to Ancaster and the duty thou art sent
upon." Now the first of these two voices was far the louder, for
Little John had grown passing fond of good living through
abiding at the Sheriff's house; so, presently, looking up into
the blue sky, across which bright clouds were sailing like
silver boats, and swallows skimming in circling flight, quoth
he, "I fear me it will rain this evening, so I'll e'en stop at
the Blue Boar till it passes by, for I know my good master would
not have me wet to the skin." So, without more ado, off he
strode down the path that lay the way of his likings. Now there
was no sign of any foul weather, but when one wishes to do a
thing, as Little John did, one finds no lack of reasons for the
doing.
Four merry wags were at the Blue Boar Inn; a butcher, a
beggar, and two barefoot friars. Little John heard them singing
from afar, as he walked through the hush of the mellow twilight
that was now falling over hill and dale. Right glad were they to
welcome such a merry blade as Little John. Fresh cans of ale
were brought, and with jest and song and merry tales the hours
slipped away on fleeting wings. None thought of time or tide
till the night was so far gone that Little John put by the
thought of setting forth upon his journey again that night, and
so bided at the Blue Boar Inn until the morrow.
Now it was an ill piece of luck for Little John that he left
his duty for his pleasure, and he paid a great score for it, as
we are all apt to do in the same case, as you shall see.
Up he rose at the dawn of the next day, and, taking his stout
pikestaff in his hand, he set forth upon his journey once more,
as though he would make up for lost time.
In the good town of Blyth there lived a stout tanner,
celebrated far and near for feats of strength and many tough
bouts at wrestling and the quarterstaff. For five years he had
held the mid-country champion belt for wrestling, till the great
Adam o' Lincoln cast him in the ring and broke one of his ribs;
but at quarterstaff he had never yet met his match in all the
country about. Besides all this, he dearly loved the longbow,
and a sly jaunt in the forest when the moon was full and the dun
deer in season; so that the King's rangers kept a shrewd eye
upon him and his doings, for Arthur a Bland's house was apt to
have aplenty of meat in it that was more like venison than the
law allowed.
Now Arthur had been to Nottingham Town the day before Little
John set forth on his errand, there to sell a halfscore of
tanned cowhides. At the dawn of the same day that Little John
left the inn, he started from Nottingham, homeward for Blyth.
His way led, all in the dewy morn, past the verge of Sherwood
Forest, where the birds were welcoming the lovely day with a
great and merry jubilee. Across the Tanner's shoulders was slung
his stout quarterstaff, ever near enough to him to be gripped
quickly, and on his head was a cap of doubled cowhide, so tough
that it could hardly be cloven even by a broadsword.
"Now," quoth Arthur a Bland to himself, when he had come to
that part of the road that cut through a corner of the forest,
"no doubt at this time of year the dun deer are coming from the
forest depths nigher to the open meadow lands. Mayhap I may
chance to catch a sight of the dainty brown darlings thus early
in the morn." For there was nothing he loved better than to look
upon a tripping herd of deer, even when he could not tickle
their ribs with a clothyard shaft. Accordingly, quitting the
path, he went peeping this way and that through the underbrush,
spying now here and now there, with all the wiles of a master of
woodcraft, and of one who had more than once donned a doublet of
Lincoln green.
Now as Little John stepped blithely along, thinking of
nothing but of such things as the sweetness of the hawthorn buds
that bedecked the hedgerows, or gazing upward at the lark, that,
springing from the dewy grass, hung aloft on quivering wings in
the yellow sunlight, pouring forth its song that fell like a
falling star from the sky, his luck led him away from the
highway, not far from the spot where Arthur a Bland was peeping
this way and that through the leaves of the thickets. Hearing a
rustling of the branches, Little John stopped and presently
caught sight of the brown cowhide cap of the Tanner moving among
the bushes
"I do much wonder," quoth Little John to himself, "what yon
knave is after, that he should go thus peeping and peering about
I verily believe that yon scurvy varlet is no better than a
thief, and cometh here after our own and the good King's dun
deer." For by much roving in the forest, Little John had come to
look upon all the deer in Sherwood as belonging to Robin Hood
and his band as much as to good King Harry. "Nay," quoth he
again, after a time, "this matter must e'en be looked into." So,
quitting the highroad, he also entered the thickets, and began
spying around after stout Arthur a Bland.
So for a long time they both of them went hunting about,
Little John after the Tanner, and the Tanner after the deer. At
last Little John trod upon a stick, which snapped under his
foot, whereupon, hearing the noise, the Tanner turned quickly
and caught sight of the yeoman. Seeing that the Tanner had spied
him out, Little John put a bold face upon the matter.
"Hilloa," quoth he, "what art thou doing here, thou naughty
fellow? Who art thou that comest ranging Sherwood's paths? In
very sooth thou hast an evil cast of countenance, and I do
think, truly, that thou art no better than a thief, and comest
after our good King's deer."
"Nay," quoth the Tanner boldly--for, though taken by
surprise, he was not a man to be frightened by big words--"thou
liest in thy teeth. I am no thief, but an honest craftsman. As
for my countenance, it is what it is; and, for the matter of
that, thine own is none too pretty, thou saucy fellow."
"Ha!" quoth Little John in a great loud voice, "wouldst thou
give me backtalk? Now I have a great part of a mind to crack thy
pate for thee. I would have thee know, fellow, that I am, as it
were, one of the King's foresters. Leastwise," muttered he to
himself, "I and my friends do take good care of our good
sovereign's deer."
"I care not who thou art," answered the bold Tanner, "and
unless thou hast many more of thy kind by thee, thou canst never
make Arthur a Bland cry `A mercy.' "
"Is it so?" cried Little John in a rage. "Now, by my faith,
thou saucy rogue, thy tongue hath led thee into a pit thou wilt
have a sorry time getting out of; for I will give thee such a
drubbing as ne'er hast thou had in all thy life before. Take thy
staff in thy hand, fellow, for I will not smite an unarmed man.
"Marry come up with a murrain!" cried the Tanner, for he,
too, had talked himself into a fume. "Big words ne'er killed so
much as a mouse. Who art thou that talkest so freely of cracking
the head of Arthur a Bland? If I do not tan thy hide this day as
ne'er I tanned a calf's hide in all my life before, split my
staff into skewers for lamb's flesh and call me no more brave
man! Now look to thyself, fellow!"
"Stay!" said Little John. "Let us first measure our cudgels.
I do reckon my staff longer than thine, and I would not take
vantage of thee by even so much as an inch."
"Nay, I pass not for length," answered the Tanner. "My staff
is long enough to knock down a calf; so look to thyself, fellow,
I say again."
So, without more ado, each gripped his staff in the middle,
and, with fell and angry looks, they came slowly together.
Now news had been brought to Robin Hood how that Little John,
instead of doing his bidding, had passed by duty for pleasure,
and so had stopped overnight with merry company at the Blue Boar
Inn, instead of going straight to Ancaster. So, being vexed to
his heart by this, he set forth at dawn of day to seek Little
John at the Blue Boar, or at least to meet the yeoman on the
way, and ease his heart of what he thought of the matter. As
thus he strode along in anger, putting together the words he
would use to chide Little John, he heard, of a sudden, loud and
angry voices, as of men in a rage, passing fell words back and
forth from one to the other. At this, Robin Hood stopped and
listened. "Surely," quoth he to himself, "that is Little John's
voice, and he is talking in anger also. Methinks the other is
strange to my ears. Now Heaven forfend that my good trusty
Little John should have fallen into the hands of the King's
rangers. I must see to this matter, and that quickly."
Thus spoke Robin Hood to himself, all his anger passing away
like a breath from the windowpane, at the thought that perhaps
his trusty right-hand man was in some danger of his life. So
cautiously he made his way through the thickets whence the
voices came, and, pushing aside the leaves, peeped into the
little open space where the two men, staff in hand, were coming
slowly together.
"Ha!" quoth Robin to himself, "here is merry sport afoot. Now
I would give three golden angels from my own pocket if yon stout
fellow would give Little John a right sound drubbing! It would
please me to see him well thumped for having failed in my
bidding. I fear me, though, there is but poor chance of my
seeing such a pleasant sight." So saying, he stretched himself
at length upon the ground, that he might not only see the sport
the better, but that he might enjoy the merry sight at his ease.
As you may have seen two dogs that think to fight, walking
slowly round and round each other, neither cur wishing to begin
the combat, so those two stout yeomen moved slowly around, each
watching for a chance to take the other unaware, and so get in
the first blow. At last Little John struck like a flash,
and--"rap!"--the Tanner met the blow and turned it aside, and
then smote back at Little John, who also turned the blow; and so
this mighty battle began. Then up and down and back and forth
they trod, the blows falling so thick and fast that, at a
distance, one would have thought that half a score of men were
fighting. Thus they fought for nigh a half an hour, until the
ground was all plowed up with the digging of their heels, and
their breathing grew labored like the ox in the furrow. But
Little John suffered the most, for he had become unused to such
stiff labor, and his joints were not as supple as they had been
before he went to dwell with the Sheriff.
All this time Robin Hood lay beneath the bush, rejoicing at
such a comely bout of quarterstaff. "By my faith!" quoth he to
himself, "never had I thought to see Little John so evenly
matched in all my life. Belike, though, he would have overcome
yon fellow before this had he been in his former trim."
At last Little John saw his chance, and, throwing all the
strength he felt going from him into one blow that might have
felled an ox, he struck at the Tanner with might and main. And
now did the Tanner's cowhide cap stand him in good stead, and
but for it he might never have held staff in hand again. As it
was, the blow he caught beside the head was so shrewd that it
sent him staggering across the little glade, so that, if Little
John had had the strength to follow up his vantage, it would
have been ill for stout Arthur. But he regained himself quickly
and, at arm's length, struck back a blow at Little John, and
this time the stroke reached its mark, and down went Little John
at full length, his cudgel flying from his hand as he fell.
Then, raising his staff, stout Arthur dealt him another blow
upon the ribs.
"Hold!" roared Little John. "Wouldst thou strike a man when
he is down?"
"Ay, marry would I," quoth the Tanner, giving him another
thwack with his staff.
"Stop!" roared Little John. "Help! Hold, I say! I yield me! I
yield me, I say, good fellow!"
"Hast thou had enough?" asked the Tanner grimly, holding his
staff aloft.
"Ay, marry, and more than enough."
"And thou dost own that I am the better man of the two?"
"Yea, truly, and a murrain seize thee!" said Little John, the
first aloud and the last to his beard.
"Then thou mayst go thy ways; and thank thy patron saint that
I am a merciful man," said the Tanner.
"A plague o' such mercy as thine!" said Little John, sitting
up and feeling his ribs where the Tanner had cudgeled him. "I
make my vow, my ribs feel as though every one of them were
broken in twain. I tell thee, good fellow, I did think there was
never a man in all Nottinghamshire could do to me what thou hast
done this day."
"And so thought I, also," cried Robin Hood, bursting out of
the thicket and shouting with laughter till the tears ran down
his cheeks. "O man, man!" said he, as well as he could for his
mirth, " 'a didst go over like a bottle knocked from a wall. I
did see the whole merry bout, and never did I think to see thee
yield thyself so, hand and foot, to any man in all merry
England. I was seeking thee, to chide thee for leaving my
bidding undone; but thou hast been paid all I owed thee, full
measure, pressed down and overflowing, by this good fellow.
Marry, 'a did reach out his arm full length while thou stood
gaping at him, and, with a pretty rap, tumbled thee over as
never have I seen one tumbled before." So spoke bold Robin, and
all the time Little John sat upon the ground, looking as though
he had sour curds in his mouth. "What may be thy name, good
fellow?" said Robin, next, turning to the Tanner.
"Men do call me Arthur a Bland," spoke up the Tanner boldly,
"and now what may be thy name?"
"Ha, Arthur a Bland!" quoth Robin, "I have heard thy name
before, good fellow. Thou didst break the crown of a friend of
mine at the fair at Ely last October. The folk there call him
Jock o' Nottingham; we call him Will Scathelock. This poor
fellow whom thou hast so belabored is counted the best hand at
the quarterstaff in all merry England. His name is Little John,
and mine Robin Hood."
"How!" cried the Tanner, "art thou indeed the great Robin
Hood, and is this the famous Little John? Marry, had I known who
thou art, I would never have been so bold as to lift my hand
against thee. Let me help thee to thy feet, good Master Little
John, and let me brush the dust from off thy coat."
"Nay," quoth Little John testily, at the same time rising
carefully, as though his bones had been made of glass, "I can
help myself, good fellow, without thy aid; and let me tell thee,
had it not been for that vile cowskin cap of thine, it would
have been ill for thee this day."
At this Robin laughed again, and, turning to the Tanner, he
said, "Wilt thou join my band, good Arthur? For I make my vow
thou art one of the stoutest men that ever mine eyes beheld."
"Will I join thy band?" cried the Tanner joyfully. "Ay,
marry, will I! Hey for a merry life!" cried he, leaping aloft
and snapping his fingers, "and hey for the life I love! Away
with tanbark and filthy vats and foul cowhides! I will follow
thee to the ends of the earth, good master, and not a herd of
dun deer in all the forest but shall know the sound of the twang
of my bowstring."
"As for thee, Little John," said Robin, turning to him and
laughing, "thou wilt start once more for Ancaster, and we will
go part way with thee, for I will not have thee turn again to
either the right hand or the left till thou hast fairly gotten
away from Sherwood. There are other inns that thou knowest yet,
hereabouts." Thereupon, leaving the thickets, they took once
more to the highway and departed upon their business.

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IX. Robin Hood and Will Scarlet
Thus they traveled along the sunny road, three stout fellows
such as you could hardly match anywhere else in all merry
England. Many stopped to gaze after them as they strode along,
so broad were their shoulders and so sturdy their gait.
Quoth Robin Hood to Little John, "Why didst thou not go
straight to Ancaster, yesterday, as I told thee? Thou hadst not
gotten thyself into such a coil hadst thou done as I ordered."
"I feared the rain that threatened," said Little John in a
sullen tone, for he was vexed at being so chaffed by Robin with
what had happened to him.
"The rain!" cried Robin, stopping of a sudden in the middle
of the road, and looking at Little John in wonder. "Why, thou
great oaf! not a drop of rain has fallen these three days,
neither has any threatened, nor hath there been a sign of foul
weather in earth or sky or water."
"Nevertheless," growled Little John, "the holy Saint Swithin
holdeth the waters of the heavens in his pewter pot, and he
could have poured them out, had he chosen, even from a clear
sky; and wouldst thou have had me wet to the skin?"
At this Robin Hood burst into a roar of laughter. "O Little
John!" said he, "what butter wits hast thou in that head of
thine! Who could hold anger against such a one as thou art?"
So saying, they all stepped out once more, with the right
foot foremost, as the saying is.
After they had traveled some distance, the day being warm and
the road dusty, Robin Hood waxed thirsty; so, there being a
fountain of water as cold as ice, just behind the hedgerow, they
crossed the stile and came to where the water bubbled up from
beneath a mossy stone. Here, kneeling and making cups of the
palms of their hands, they drank their fill, and then, the spot
being cool and shady, they stretched their limbs and rested them
for a space.
In front of them, over beyond the hedge, the dusty road
stretched away across the plain; behind them the meadow lands
and bright green fields of tender young corn lay broadly in the
sun, and overhead spread the shade of the cool, rustling leaves
of the beechen tree. Pleasantly to their nostrils came the
tender fragrance of the purple violets and wild thyme that grew
within the dewy moisture of the edge of the little fountain, and
pleasantly came the soft gurgle of the water. All was so
pleasant and so full of the gentle joy of the bright Maytime,
that for a long time no one of the three cared to speak, but
each lay on his back, gazing up through the trembling leaves of
the trees to the bright sky overhead. At last, Robin, whose
thoughts were not quite so busy wool-gathering as those of the
others, and who had been gazing around him now and then, broke
the silence.
"Heyday!" quoth he, "yon is a gaily feathered bird, I take my
vow."
The others looked and saw a young man walking slowly down the
highway. Gay was he, indeed, as Robin had said, and a fine
figure he cut, for his doublet was of scarlet silk and his
stockings also; a handsome sword hung by his side, the embossed
leathern scabbard being picked out with fine threads of gold;
his cap was of scarlet velvet, and a broad feather hung down
behind and back of one ear. His hair was long and yellow and
curled upon his shoulders, and in his hand he bore an early
rose, which he smelled at daintily now and then.
"By my life!" quoth Robin Hood, laughing, "saw ye e'er such a
pretty, mincing fellow?"
"Truly, his clothes have overmuch prettiness for my taste,"
quoth Arthur a Bland, "but, ne'ertheless, his shoulders are
broad and his loins are narrow, and seest thou, good master, how
that his arms hang from his body? They dangle not down like
spindles, but hang stiff and bend at the elbow. I take my vow,
there be no bread and milk limbs in those fine clothes, but
stiff joints and tough thews."
"Methinks thou art right, friend Arthur," said Little John.
"I do verily think that yon is no such roseleaf and
whipped-cream gallant as he would have one take him to be."
"Pah!" quoth Robin Hood, "the sight of such a fellow doth put
a nasty taste into my mouth! Look how he doth hold that fair
flower betwixt his thumb and finger, as he would say, `Good
rose, I like thee not so ill but I can bear thy odor for a
little while.' I take it ye are both wrong, and verily believe
that were a furious mouse to run across his path, he would cry,
`La!' or `Alack-a-day!' and fall straightway into a swoon. I
wonder who he may be."
"Some great baron's son, I doubt not," answered Little John,
"with good and true men's money lining his purse."
"Ay, marry, that is true, I make no doubt," quoth Robin.
"What a pity that such men as he, that have no thought but to go
abroad in gay clothes, should have good fellows, whose shoes
they are not fit to tie, dancing at their bidding. By Saint
Dunstan, Saint Alfred, Saint Withold, and all the good men in
the Saxon calendar, it doth make me mad to see such gay
lordlings from over the sea go stepping on the necks of good
Saxons who owned this land before ever their great-grandsires
chewed rind of brawn! By the bright bow of Heaven, I will have
their ill-gotten gains from them, even though I hang for it as
high as e'er a forest tree in Sherwood!"
"Why, how now, master," quoth Little John, "what heat is
this? Thou dost set thy pot a-boiling, and mayhap no bacon to
cook! Methinks yon fellow's hair is overlight for Norman locks.
He may be a good man and true for aught thou knowest."
"Nay," said Robin, "my head against a leaden farthing, he is
what I say. So, lie ye both here, I say, till I show you how I
drub this fellow." So saying, Robin Hood stepped forth from the
shade of the beech tree, crossed the stile, and stood in the
middle of the road, with his hands on his hips, in the
stranger's path.
Meantime the stranger, who had been walking so slowly that
all this talk was held before he came opposite the place where
they were, neither quickened his pace nor seemed to see that
such a man as Robin Hood was in the world. So Robin stood in the
middle of the road, waiting while the other walked slowly
forward, smelling his rose, and looking this way and that, and
everywhere except at Robin.
"Hold!" cried Robin, when at last the other had come close to
him. "Hold! Stand where thou art!"
"Wherefore should I hold, good fellow?" said the stranger in
soft and gentle voice. "And wherefore should I stand where I am?
Ne'ertheless, as thou dost desire that I should stay, I will
abide for a short time, that I may hear what thou mayst have to
say to me."
"Then," quoth Robin, "as thou dost so fairly do as I tell
thee, and dost give me such soft speech, I will also treat thee
with all due courtesy. I would have thee know, fair friend, that
I am, as it were, a votary at the shrine of Saint Wilfred who,
thou mayst know, took, willy-nilly, all their gold from the
heathen, and melted it up into candlesticks. Wherefore, upon
such as come hereabouts, I levy a certain toll, which I use for
a better purpose, I hope, than to make candlesticks withal.
Therefore, sweet chuck, I would have thee deliver to me thy
purse, that I may look into it, and judge, to the best of my
poor powers, whether thou hast more wealth about thee than our
law allows. For, as our good Gaffer Swanthold sayeth, `He who is
fat from overliving must needs lose blood.' "
All this time the youth had been sniffing at the rose that he
held betwixt his thumb and finger. "Nay," said he with a gentle
smile, when Robin Hood had done, "I do love to hear thee talk,
thou pretty fellow, and if, haply, thou art not yet done,
finish, I beseech thee. I have yet some little time to stay."
"I have said all," quoth Robin, "and now, if thou wilt give
me thy purse, I will let thee go thy way without let or
hindrance so soon as I shall see what it may hold. I will take
none from thee if thou hast but little."
"Alas! It doth grieve me much," said the other, "that I
cannot do as thou dost wish. I have nothing to give thee. Let me
go my way, I prythee. I have done thee no harm."
"Nay, thou goest not," quoth Robin, "till thou hast shown me
thy purse."
"Good friend," said the other gently, "I have business
elsewhere. I have given thee much time and have heard thee
patiently. Prythee, let me depart in peace."
"I have spoken to thee, friend," said Robin sternly, "and I
now tell thee again, that thou goest not one step forward till
thou hast done as I bid thee." So saying, he raised his
quarterstaff above his head in a threatening way.
"Alas!" said the stranger sadly, "it doth grieve me that this
thing must be. I fear much that I must slay thee, thou poor
fellow!" So saying, he drew his sword.
"Put by thy weapon," quoth Robin. "I would take no vantage of
thee. Thy sword cannot stand against an oaken staff such as
mine. I could snap it like a barley straw. Yonder is a good
oaken thicket by the roadside; take thee a cudgel thence and
defend thyself fairly, if thou hast a taste for a sound
drubbing."
First the stranger measured Robin with his eye, and then he
measured the oaken staff. "Thou art right, good fellow," said he
presently, "truly, my sword is no match for that cudgel of
thine. Bide thee awhile till I get me a staff." So saying, he
threw aside the rose that he had been holding all this time,
thrust his sword back into the scabbard, and, with a more hasty
step than he had yet used, stepped to the roadside where grew
the little clump of ground oaks Robin had spoken of. Choosing
among them, he presently found a sapling to his liking. He did
not cut it, but, rolling up his sleeves a little way, he laid
hold of it, placed his heel against the ground, and, with one
mighty pull, plucked the young tree up by the roots from out the
very earth. Then he came back, trimming away the roots and
tender stems with his sword as quietly as if he had done nought
to speak of.
Little John and the Tanner had been watching all that passed,
but when they saw the stranger drag the sapling up from the
earth, and heard the rending and snapping of its roots, the
Tanner pursed his lips together, drawing his breath between them
in a long inward whistle.
"By the breath of my body!" said Little John, as soon as he
could gather his wits from their wonder, "sawest thou that,
Arthur? Marry, I think our poor master will stand but an ill
chance with yon fellow. By Our Lady, he plucked up yon green
tree as it were a barley straw."
Whatever Robin Hood thought, he stood his ground, and now he
and the stranger in scarlet stood face to face.
Well did Robin Hood hold his own that day as a mid-country
yeoman. This way and that they fought, and back and forth,
Robin's skill against the stranger's strength. The dust of the
highway rose up around them like a cloud, so that at times
Little John and the Tanner could see nothing, but only hear the
rattle of the staves against one another. Thrice Robin Hood
struck the stranger; once upon the arm and twice upon the ribs,
and yet had he warded all the other's blows, only one of which,
had it met its mark, would have laid stout Robin lower in the
dust than he had ever gone before. At last the stranger struck
Robin's cudgel so fairly in the middle that he could hardly hold
his staff in his hand; again he struck, and Robin bent beneath
the blow; a third time he struck, and now not only fairly beat
down Robin's guard, but gave him such a rap, also, that down he
tumbled into the dusty road.
"Hold!" cried Robin Hood, when he saw the stranger raising
his staff once more. "I yield me!"
"Hold!" cried Little John, bursting from his cover, with the
Tanner at his heels. "Hold! give over, I say!"
"Nay," answered the stranger quietly, "if there be two more
of you, and each as stout as this good fellow, I am like to have
my hands full. Nevertheless, come on, and I will strive my best
to serve you all."
"Stop!" cried Robin Hood, "we will fight no more. I take my
vow, this is an ill day for thee and me, Little John. I do
verily believe that my wrist, and eke my arm, are palsied by the
jar of the blow that this stranger struck me."
Then Little John turned to Robin Hood. "Why, how now, good
master," said he. "Alas! Thou art in an ill plight. Marry, thy
jerkin is all befouled with the dust of the road. Let me help
thee to arise."
"A plague on thy aid!" cried Robin angrily. "I can get to my
feet without thy help, good fellow."
"Nay, but let me at least dust thy coat for thee. I fear thy
poor bones are mightily sore," quoth Little John soberly, but
with a sly twinkle in his eyes.
"Give over, I say!" quoth Robin in a fume. "My coat hath been
dusted enough already, without aid of thine." Then, turning to
the stranger, he said, "What may be thy name, good fellow?"
"My name is Gamwell," answered the other.
"Ha!" cried Robin, "is it even so? I have near kin of that
name. Whence camest thou, fair friend?"
"From Maxfield Town I come," answered the stranger. "There
was I born and bred, and thence I come to seek my mother's young
brother, whom men call Robin Hood. So, if perchance thou mayst
direct me--"
"Ha! Will Gamwell!" cried Robin, placing both hands upon the
other's shoulders and holding him off at arm's length. "Surely,
it can be none other! I might have known thee by that pretty
maiden air of thine--that dainty, finicking manner of gait. Dost
thou not know me, lad? Look upon me well."
"Now, by the breath of my body!" cried the other, "I do
believe from my heart that thou art mine own Uncle Robin. Nay,
certain it is so!" And each flung his arms around the other,
kissing him upon the cheek.
Then once more Robin held his kinsman off at arm's length and
scanned him keenly from top to toe. "Why, how now," quoth he,
"what change is here? Verily, some eight or ten years ago I left
thee a stripling lad, with great joints and ill-hung limbs, and
lo! here thou art, as tight a fellow as e'er I set mine eyes
upon. Dost thou not remember, lad, how I showed thee the proper
way to nip the goose feather betwixt thy fingers and throw out
thy bow arm steadily? Thou gayest great promise of being a keen
archer. And dost thou not mind how I taught thee to fend and
parry with the cudgel?"
"Yea," said young Gamwell, "and I did so look up to thee, and
thought thee so above all other men that, I make my vow, had I
known who thou wert, I would never have dared to lift hand
against thee this day. I trust I did thee no great harm."
"No, no," quoth Robin hastily, and looking sideways at Little
John, "thou didst not harm me. But say no more of that, I
prythee. Yet I will say, lad, that I hope I may never feel again
such a blow as thou didst give me. By'r Lady, my arm doth tingle
yet from fingernail to elbow. Truly, I thought that I was
palsied for life. I tell thee, coz, that thou art the strongest
man that ever I laid mine eyes upon. I take my vow, I felt my
stomach quake when I beheld thee pluck up yon green tree as thou
didst. But tell me, how camest thou to leave Sir Edward and thy
mother?"
"Alas!" answered young Gamwell, "it is an ill story, uncle,
that I have to tell thee. My father's steward, who came to us
after old Giles Crookleg died, was ever a saucy varlet, and I
know not why my father kept him, saving that he did oversee with
great judgment. It used to gall me to hear him speak up so
boldly to my father, who, thou knowest, was ever a patient man
to those about him, and slow to anger and harsh words. Well, one
day--and an ill day it was for that saucy fellow--he sought to
berate my father, I standing by. I could stand it no longer,
good uncle, so, stepping forth, I gave him a box o' the ear,
and--wouldst thou believe it?--the fellow straightway died o't.
I think they said I broke his neck, or something o' the like. So
off they packed me to seek thee and escape the law. I was on my
way when thou sawest me, and here I am."
"Well, by the faith of my heart," quoth Robin Hood, "for
anyone escaping the law, thou wast taking it the most easily
that ever I beheld in all my life. Whenever did anyone in all
the world see one who had slain a man, and was escaping because
of it, tripping along the highway like a dainty court damsel,
sniffing at a rose the while?"
"Nay, uncle," answered Will Gamwell, "overhaste never churned
good butter, as the old saying hath it. Moreover, I do verily
believe that this overstrength of my body hath taken the
nimbleness out of my heels. Why, thou didst but just now rap me
thrice, and I thee never a once, save by overbearing thee by my
strength."
"Nay," quoth Robin, "let us say no more on that score. I am
right glad to see thee, Will, and thou wilt add great honor and
credit to my band of merry fellows. But thou must change thy
name, for warrants will be out presently against thee; so,
because of thy gay clothes, thou shalt henceforth and for aye be
called Will Scarlet."
"Will Scarlet," quoth Little John, stepping forward and
reaching out his great palm, which the other took, "Will
Scarlet, the name fitteth thee well. Right glad am I to welcome
thee among us. I am called Little John; and this is a new member
who has just joined us, a stout tanner named Arthur a Bland.
Thou art like to achieve fame, Will, let me tell thee, for there
will be many a merry ballad sung about the country, and many a
merry story told in Sherwood of how Robin Hood taught Little
John and Arthur a Bland the proper way to use the quarterstaff;
likewise, as it were, how our good master bit off so large a
piece of cake that he choked on it."
"Nay, good Little John," quoth Robin gently, for he liked ill
to have such a jest told of him. "Why should we speak of this
little matter? Prythee, let us keep this day's doings among
ourselves."
"With all my heart," quoth Little John. "But, good master, I
thought that thou didst love a merry story, because thou hast so
often made a jest about a certain increase of fatness on my
joints, of flesh gathered by my abiding with the Sheriff of--"
"Nay, good Little John," said Robin hastily, "I do bethink me
I have said full enough on that score."
"It is well," quoth Little John, "for in truth I myself have
tired of it somewhat. But now I bethink me, thou didst also seem
minded to make a jest of the rain that threatened last night;
so--"
"Nay, then," said Robin Hood testily, "I was mistaken. I
remember me now it did seem to threaten rain."
"Truly, I did think so myself," quoth Little John,
"therefore, no doubt, thou dost think it was wise of me to abide
all night at the Blue Boar Inn, instead of venturing forth in
such stormy weather; dost thou not?"
"A plague of thee and thy doings!" cried Robin Hood. "If thou
wilt have it so, thou wert right to abide wherever thou didst
choose."
"Once more, it is well," quoth Little John. "As for myself, I
have been blind this day. I did not see thee drubbed; I did not
see thee tumbled heels over head in the dust; and if any man
says that thou wert, I can with a clear conscience rattle his
lying tongue betwixt his teeth."
"Come," cried Robin, biting his nether lip, while the others
could not forbear laughing. "We will go no farther today, but
will return to Sherwood, and thou shalt go to Ancaster another
time, Little John."
So said Robin, for now that his bones were sore, he felt as
though a long journey would be an ill thing for him. So, turning
their backs, they retraced their steps whence they came.

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X. The Adventure with Midge the Miller's Son
When the four yeomen had traveled for a long time toward
Sherwood again, high noontide being past, they began to wax
hungry. Quoth Robin Hood, "I would that I had somewhat to eat.
Methinks a good loaf of white bread, with a piece of snow-white
cheese, washed down with a draught of humming ale, were a feast
for a king."
"Since thou speakest of it," said Will Scarlet, "methinks it
would not be amiss myself. There is that within me crieth out,
`Victuals, good friend, victuals!' "
"I know a house near by," said Arthur a Bland, "and, had I
but the money, I would bring ye that ye speak of; to wit, a
sweet loaf of bread, a fair cheese, and a skin of brown ale."
"For the matter of that, thou knowest I have money by me,
good master," quoth Little John.
"Why, so thou hast, Little John," said Robin. "How much money
will it take, good Arthur, to buy us meat and drink?"
"I think that six broad pennies will buy food enow for a
dozen men," said the Tanner.
"Then give him six pennies, Little John," quoth Robin, "for
methinks food for three men will about fit my need. Now get thee
gone, Arthur, with the money, and bring the food here, for there
is a sweet shade in that thicket yonder, beside the road, and
there will we eat our meal."
So Little John gave Arthur the money, and the others stepped
to the thicket, there to await the return of the Tanner.
After a time he came back, bearing with him a great brown
loaf of bread, and a fair, round cheese, and a goatskin full of
stout March beer, slung over his shoulders. Then Will Scarlet
took his sword and divided the loaf and the cheese into four
fair portions, and each man helped himself. Then Robin Hood took
a deep pull at the beer. "Aha!" said he, drawing in his breath,
"never have I tasted sweeter drink than this."
After this no man spake more, but each munched away at his
bread and cheese lustily, with ever and anon a pull at the beer.
At last Will Scarlet looked at a small piece of bread he
still held in his hand, and quoth he, "Methinks I will give this
to the sparrows." So, throwing it from him, he brushed the
crumbs from his jerkin.
"I, too," quoth Robin, "have had enough, I think." As for
Little John and the Tanner, they had by this time eaten every
crumb of their bread and cheese.
"Now," quoth Robin, "I do feel myself another man, and would
fain enjoy something pleasant before going farther upon our
journey. I do bethink me, Will, that thou didst use to have a
pretty voice, and one that tuned sweetly upon a song. Prythee,
give us one ere we journey farther."
"Truly, I do not mind turning a tune," answered Will Scarlet,
"but I would not sing alone."
"Nay, others will follow. Strike up, lad," quoth Robin.
"In that case, 'tis well," said Will Scarlet. "I do call to
mind a song that a certain minstrel used to sing in my father's
hall, upon occasion. I know no name for it and so can give you
none; but thus it is." Then, clearing his throat, he sang:
"In the merry blossom time,
When love longings food the breast,
When the flower is on the lime,
When the small fowl builds her nest,
Sweetly sings the nightingale
And the throstle cock so bold;
Cuckoo in the dewy dale
And the turtle in the word.
But the robin I love dear,
For he singeth through the year.
Robin! Robin!
Merry Robin!
So I'd have my true love be:
Not to fly
At the nigh
Sign of cold adversity.
"When the spring brings sweet delights,
When aloft the lark doth rise,
Lovers woo o' mellow nights,
And youths peep in maidens' eyes,
That time blooms the eglantine,
Daisies pied upon the hill,
Cowslips fair and columbine,
Dusky violets by the rill.
But the ivy green cloth grow
When the north wind bringeth snow.
Ivy! Ivy!
Stanch and true!
Thus I'd have her love to be:
Not to die
At the nigh
Breath of cold adversity."
"'Tis well sung," quoth Robin, "but, cousin, I tell thee plain,
I would rather hear a stout fellow like thee sing some lusty
ballad than a finicking song of flowers and birds, and what not.
Yet, thou didst sing it fair, and 'tis none so bad a snatch of a
song, for the matter of that. Now, Tanner, it is thy turn."
"I know not," quoth Arthur, smiling, with his head on one
side, like a budding lass that is asked to dance, "I know not
that I can match our sweet friend's song; moreover, I do verily
think that I have caught a cold and have a certain tickling and
huskiness in the windpipe."
"Nay, sing up, friend," quoth Little John, who sat next to
him, patting him upon the shoulder. "Thou hast a fair, round,
mellow voice; let us have a touch of it."
"Nay, an ye will ha' a poor thing," said Arthur, "I will do
my best. Have ye ever heard of the wooing of Sir Keith, the
stout young Cornish knight, in good King Arthur's time?"
"Methinks I have heard somewhat of it," said Robin; "but
ne'ertheless strike up thy ditty and let us hear it, for, as I
do remember me, it is a gallant song; so out with it, good
fellow."
Thereupon, clearing his throat, the Tanner, without more ado,
began to sing:
THE WOOING OF SIR KEITH
"King Arthur sat in his royal hall,
And about on either hand
Was many a noble lordling tall,
The greatest in the land.
"Sat Lancelot with raven locks,
Gawaine with golden hair,
Sir Tristram, Kay who kept the locks,
And many another there.
"And through the stained windows bright,
From o'er the red-tiled eaves,
The sunlight blazed with colored light
On golden helms and greaves.
"But suddenly a silence came
About the Table Round,
For up the hall there walked a dame
Bent nigh unto the ground.
"Her nose was hooked, her eyes were bleared,
Her locks were lank and white;
Upon her chin there grew a beard;
She was a gruesome sight.
"And so with crawling step she came
And kneeled at Arthur's feet;
Quoth Kay, `She is the foulest dame
That e'er my sight did greet.'
" `O mighty King! of thee I crave
A boon on bended knee';
'Twas thus she spoke. `What wouldst thou have.'
Quoth Arthur, King, `of me?'
"Quoth she, `I have a foul disease
Doth gnaw my very heart,
And but one thing can bring me ease
Or cure my bitter smart.
" `There is no rest, no ease for me
North, east, or west, or south,
Till Christian knight will willingly
Thrice kiss me on the mouth.
" `Nor wedded may this childe have been
That giveth ease to me;
Nor may he be constrained, I ween,
But kiss me willingly.
" `So is there here one Christian knight
Of such a noble strain
That he will give a tortured wight
Sweet ease of mortal pain?'
" `A wedded man,' quoth Arthur, King,
`A wedded man I be
Else would I deem it noble thing
To kiss thee willingly.
" `Now, Lancelot, in all men's sight
Thou art the head and chief
Of chivalry. Come, noble knight,
And give her quick relief.'
"But Lancelot he turned aside
And looked upon the ground,
For it did sting his haughty pride
To hear them laugh around.
" `Come thou, Sir Tristram,' quoth the King.
Quoth he, `It cannot be,
For ne'er can I my stomach bring
To do it willingly.'
" `Wilt thou, Sir Kay, thou scornful wight?'
Quoth Kay, `Nay, by my troth!
What noble dame would kiss a knight
That kissed so foul a mouth?'
" `Wilt thou, Gawaine?' `I cannot, King.'
`Sir Geraint?' `Nay, not I;
My kisses no relief could bring,
For sooner would I die.'
"Then up and spake the youngest man
Of all about the board,
'Now such relief as Christian can
I'll give to her, my lord.'
"It was Sir Keith, a youthful knight,
Yet strong of limb and bold,
With beard upon his chin as light
As finest threads of gold.
"Quoth Kay, `He hath no mistress yet
That he may call his own,
But here is one that's quick to get,
As she herself has shown.'
"He kissed her once, he kissed her twice,
He kissed her three times o'er,
A wondrous change came in a trice,
And she was foul no more.
"Her cheeks grew red as any rose,
Her brow as white as lawn,
Her bosom like the winter snows,
Her eyes like those of fawn.
"Her breath grew sweet as summer breeze
That blows the meadows o'er;
Her voice grew soft as rustling trees,
And cracked and harsh no more.
"Her hair grew glittering, like the gold,
Her hands as white as milk;
Her filthy rags, so foul and old,
Were changed to robes of silk.
"In great amaze the knights did stare.
Quoth Kay, `I make my vow
If it will please thee, lady fair,
I'll gladly kiss thee now.'
"But young Sir Keith kneeled on one knee
And kissed her robes so fair.
`O let me be thy slave,' said he,
`For none to thee compare.'
"She bent her down, she kissed his brow,
She kissed his lips and eyes.
Quoth she, `Thou art my master now,
My lord, my love, arise!
" `And all the wealth that is mine own,
My lands, I give to thee,
For never knight hath lady shown
Such noble courtesy.
" `Bewitched was I, in bitter pain,
But thou hast set me free,
So now I am myself again,
I give myself to thee.' "
"Yea, truly," quoth Robin Hood, when the Tanner had made an end
of singing, "it is as I remember it, a fair ditty, and a ballad
with a pleasing tune of a song."
"It hath oftentimes seemed to me," said Will Scarlet, "that
it hath a certain motive in it, e'en such as this: That a duty
which seemeth to us sometimes ugly and harsh, when we do kiss it
fairly upon the mouth, so to speak, is no such foul thing after
all."
"Methinks thou art right," quoth Robin, "and, contrariwise,
that when we kiss a pleasure that appeareth gay it turneth foul
to us; is it not so, Little John? Truly such a thing hath
brought thee sore thumps this day. Nay, man, never look down in
the mouth. Clear thy pipes and sing us a ditty."
"Nay," said Little John, "I have none as fair as that merry
Arthur has trolled. They are all poor things that I know.
Moreover, my voice is not in tune today, and I would not spoil
even a tolerable song by ill singing."
Upon this all pressed Little John to sing, so that when he
had denied them a proper length of time, such as is seemly in
one that is asked to sing, he presently yielded. Quoth he,
`Well, an ye will ha' it so, I will give you what I can. Like to
fair Will, I have no title to my ditty, but thus it runs:
"O Lady mine, the spring is here,
With a hey nonny nonny;
The sweet love season of the year,
With a ninny ninny nonny;
Now lad and lass
Lie in the grass
That groweth green
With flowers between.
The buck doth rest
The leaves do start,
The cock doth crow,
The breeze doth blow,
And all things laugh in--"
"Who may yon fellow be coming along the road?" said Robin,
breaking into the song.
"I know not," quoth Little John in a surly voice. "But this I
do know, that it is an ill thing to do to check the flow of a
good song."
"Nay, Little John," said Robin, "be not vexed, I prythee; but
I have been watching him coming along, bent beneath that great
bag over his shoulder, ever since thou didst begin thy song.
Look, Little John, I pray, and see if thou knowest him."
Little John looked whither Robin Hood pointed. "Truly," quoth
he, after a time, "I think yon fellow is a certain young miller
I have seen now and then around the edge of Sherwood; a poor
wight, methinks, to spoil a good song about."
"Now thou speakest of him," quoth Robin Hood, "methinks I
myself have seen him now and then. Hath he not a mill over
beyond Nottingham Town, nigh to the Salisbury road?"
"Thou art right; that is the man," said Little John.
"A good stout fellow," quoth Robin. "I saw him crack Ned o'
Bradford's crown about a fortnight since, and never saw I hair
lifted more neatly in all my life before."
By this time the young miller had come so near that they
could see him clearly. His clothes were dusted with flour, and
over his back he carried a great sack of meal, bending so as to
bring the whole weight upon his shoulders, and across the sack
was a thick quarterstaff. His limbs were stout and strong, and
he strode along the dusty road right sturdily with the heavy
sack across his shoulders. His cheeks were ruddy as a winter
hip, his hair was flaxen in color, and on his chin was a downy
growth of flaxen beard.
"A good honest fellow," quoth Robin Hood, "and such an one as
is a credit to English yeomanrie. Now let us have a merry jest
with him. We will forth as though we were common thieves and
pretend to rob him of his honest gains. Then will we take him
into the forest and give him a feast such as his stomach never
held in all his life before. We will flood his throat with good
canary and send him home with crowns in his purse for every
penny he hath. What say ye, lads?"
"Truly, it is a merry thought," said Will Scarlet.
"It is well planned," quoth Little John, "but all the saints
preserve us from any more drubbings this day! Marry, my poor
bones ache so that I--"
"Prythee peace, Little John," quoth Robin. "Thy foolish
tongue will get us both well laughed at yet."
"My foolish tongue, forsooth," growled Little John to Arthur
a Bland. "I would it could keep our master from getting us into
another coil this day."
But now the Miller, plodding along the road, had come
opposite to where the yeomen lay hidden, whereupon all four of
them ran at him and surrounded him.
"Hold, friend!" cried Robin to the Miller; whereupon he
turned slowly, with the weight of the bag upon his shoulder, and
looked at each in turn all bewildered, for though a good stout
man his wits did not skip like roasting chestnuts.
"Who bids me stay?" said the Miller in a voice deep and
gruff, like the growl of a great dog.
"Marry, that do I," quoth Robin; "and let me tell thee,
friend, thou hadst best mind my bidding."
"And who art thou, good friend?" said the Miller, throwing
the great sack of meal from his shoulder to the ground, "and who
are those with thee?"
"We be four good Christian men," quoth Robin, "and would fain
help thee by carrying part of thy heavy load."
"I give you all thanks," said the Miller, "but my bag is none
that heavy that I cannot carry it e'en by myself."
"Nay, thou dost mistake," quoth Robin, "I meant that thou
mightest perhaps have some heavy farthings or pence about thee,
not to speak of silver and gold. Our good Gaffer Swanthold
sayeth that gold is an overheavy burden for a two-legged ass to
carry; so we would e'en lift some of this load from thee."
"Alas!" cried the Miller, "what would ye do to me? I have not
about me so much as a clipped groat. Do me no harm, I pray you,
but let me depart in peace. Moreover, let me tell you that ye
are upon Robin Hood's ground, and should he find you seeking to
rob an honest craftsman, he will clip your ears to your heads
and scourge you even to the walls of Nottingham.
"In truth I fear Robin Hood no more than I do myself," quoth
jolly Robin. "Thou must this day give up to me every penny thou
hast about thee. Nay, if thou dost budge an inch I will rattle
this staff about thine ears."
"Nay, smite me not!" cried the Miller, throwing up his elbow
as though he feared the blow. "Thou mayst search me if thou
wilt, but thou wilt find nothing upon me, pouch, pocket, or
skin."
"Is it so?" quoth Robin Hood, looking keenly upon him. "Now I
believe that what thou tellest is no true tale. If I am not much
mistook thou hast somewhat in the bottom of that fat sack of
meal. Good Arthur, empty the bag upon the ground; I warrant thou
wilt find a shilling or two in the flour."
"Alas!" cried the Miller, falling upon his knees, "spoil not
all my good meal! It can better you not, and will ruin me. Spare
it, and I will give up the money in the bag."
"Ha!" quoth Robin, nudging Will Scarlet. "Is it so? And have
I found where thy money lies? Marry, I have a wondrous nose for
the blessed image of good King Harry. I thought that I smelled
gold and silver beneath the barley meal. Bring it straight
forth, Miller."
Then slowly the Miller arose to his feet, and slowly and
unwillingly he untied the mouth of the bag, and slowly thrust
his hands into the meal and began fumbling about with his arms
buried to the elbows in the barley flour. The others gathered
round him, their heads together, looking and wondering what he
would bring forth.
So they stood, all with their heads close together gazing
down into the sack. But while he pretended to be searching for
the money, the Miller gathered two great handfuls of meal. "Ha,"
quoth he, "here they are, the beauties." Then, as the others
leaned still more forward to see what he had, he suddenly cast
the meal into their faces, filling their eyes and noses and
mouths with the flour, blinding and half choking them. Arthur a
Bland was worse off than any, for his mouth was open, agape with
wonder of what was to come, so that a great cloud of flour flew
down his throat, setting him a-coughing till he could scarcely
stand.
Then, while all four stumbled about, roaring with the smart
of the meal in their eyeballs, and while they rubbed their eyes
till the tears made great channels on their faces through the
meal, the Miller seized another handful of flour and another and
another, throwing it in their faces, so that even had they had a
glimmering of light before they were now as blind as ever a
beggar in Nottinghamshire, while their hair and beards and
clothes were as white as snow.
Then catching up his great crabstaff, the Miller began laying
about him as though he were clean gone mad. This way and that
skipped the four, like peas on a drumhead, but they could see
neither to defend themselves nor to run away. Thwack! thwack!
went the Miller's cudgel across their backs, and at every blow
great white clouds of flour rose in the air from their jackets
and went drifting down the breeze.
"Stop!" roared Robin at last. "Give over, good friend, I am
Robin Hood!"
"Thou liest, thou knave," cried the Miller, giving him a rap
on the ribs that sent up a great cloud of flour like a puff of
smoke. "Stout Robin never robbed an honest tradesman. Ha! thou
wouldst have my money, wouldst thou?" And he gave him another
blow. "Nay, thou art not getting thy share, thou long-legged
knave. Share and share alike." And he smote Little John across
the shoulders so that he sent him skipping half across the road.
"Nay, fear not, it is thy turn now, black beard." And he gave
the Tanner a crack that made him roar for all his coughing. "How
now, red coat, let me brush the dust from thee!" cried he,
smiting Will Scarlet. And so he gave them merry words and blows
until they could scarcely stand, and whenever he saw one like to
clear his eyes he threw more flour in his face. At last Robin
Hood found his horn and clapping it to his lips, blew three loud
blasts upon it.
Now it chanced that Will Stutely and a party of Robin's men
were in the glade not far from where this merry sport was going
forward. Hearing the hubbub of voices, and blows that sounded
like the noise of a flail in the barn in wintertime, they
stopped, listening and wondering what was toward. Quoth Will
Stutely, "Now if I mistake not there is some stout battle with
cudgels going forward not far hence. I would fain see this
pretty sight." So saying, he and the whole party turned their
steps whence the noise came. When they had come near where all
the tumult sounded they heard the three blasts of Robin's bugle
horn.
"Quick!" cried young David of Doncaster. "Our master is in
sore need!" So, without stopping a moment, they dashed forward
with might and main and burst forth from the covert into the
highroad.
But what a sight was that which they saw! The road was all
white with meal, and five men stood there also white with meal
from top to toe, for much of the barley flour had fallen back
upon the Miller.
"What is thy need, master?" cried Will Stutely. "And what
doth all this mean?"
"Why," quoth Robin in a mighty passion, "yon traitor felt low
hath come as nigh slaying me as e'er a man in all the world.
Hadst thou not come quickly, good Stutely, thy master had been
dead."
Hereupon, while he and the three others rubbed the meal from
their eyes, and Will Stutely and his men brushed their clothes
clean, he told them all; how that he had meant to pass a jest
upon the Miller, which same had turned so grievously upon them.
"Quick, men, seize the vile Miller!" cried Stutely, who was
nigh choking with laughter as were the rest; whereupon several
ran upon the stout fellow and seizing him, bound his arms behind
his back with bowstrings.
"Ha!" cried Robin, when they brought the trembling Miller to
him. "Thou wouldst murder me, wouldst thou? By my faith"-- Here
he stopped and stood glaring upon the, Miller grimly. But
Robin's anger could not hold, so first his eyes twinkled, and
then in spite of all he broke into a laugh.
Now when they saw their master laugh, the yeomen who stood
around could contain themselves no longer, and a mighty shout of
laughter went up from all. Many could not stand, but rolled upon
the ground from pure merriment.
"What is thy name, good fellow?" said Robin at last to the
Miller, who stood gaping and as though he were in amaze.
"Alas, sir, I am Midge, the Miller's son," said he in a
frightened voice.
"I make my vow," quoth merry Robin, smiting him upon the
shoulder, "thou art the mightiest Midge that e'er mine eyes
beheld. Now wilt thou leave thy dusty mill and come and join my
band? By my faith, thou art too stout a man to spend thy days
betwixt the hopper and the till."
"Then truly, if thou dost forgive me for the blows I struck,
not knowing who thou wast, I will join with thee right merrily,"
said the Miller.
"Then have I gained this day," quoth Robin, "the three
stoutest yeomen in all Nottinghamshire. We will get us away to
the greenwood tree, and there hold a merry feast in honor of our
new friends, and mayhap a cup or two of good sack and canary may
mellow the soreness of my poor joints and bones, though I
warrant it will be many a day before I am again the man I was."
So saying, he turned and led the way, the rest following, and so
they entered the forest once more and were lost to sight.
So that night all was ablaze with crackling fires in the
woodlands, for though Robin and those others spoken of, only
excepting Midge, the Miller's son, had many a sore bump and
bruise here and there on their bodies, they were still not so
sore in the joints that they could not enjoy a jolly feast given
all in welcome to the new members of the band. Thus with songs
and jesting and laughter that echoed through the deeper and more
silent nooks of the forest, the night passed quickly along, as
such merry times are wont to do, until at last each man sought
his couch and silence fell on all things and all things seemed
to sleep.
But Little John's tongue was ever one that was not easy of
guidance, so that, inch by inch, the whole story of his fight
with the Tanner and Robin's fight with Will Scarlet leaked out.
And so I have told it that you may laugh at the merry tale along
with me.

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XI. Robin Hood and Allan a Dale
It has just been told how three unlucky adventures fell upon
Robin Hood and Little John all in one day bringing them sore
ribs and aching bones. So next we will tell how they made up for
those ill happenings by a good action that came about not
without some small pain to Robin.
Two days had passed by, and somewhat of the soreness had
passed away from Robin Hood's joints, yet still, when he moved
of a sudden and without thinking, pain here and there would, as
it were, jog him, crying, "Thou hast had a drubbing, good
fellow."
The day was bright and jocund, and the morning dew still lay
upon the grass. Under the greenwood tree sat Robin Hood; on one
side was Will Scarlet, lying at full length upon his back,
gazing up into the clear sky, with hands clasped behind his
head; upon the other side sat Little John, fashioning a cudgel
out of a stout crab-tree limb; elsewhere upon the grass sat or
lay many others of the band.
"By the faith of my heart," quoth merry Robin, "I do bethink
me that we have had no one to dine with us for this long time.
Our money groweth low in the purse, for no one hath come to pay
a reckoning for many a day. Now busk thee, good Stutely, and
choose thee six men, and get thee gone to Fosse Way or
thereabouts, and see that thou bringest someone to eat with us
this evening. Meantime we will prepare a grand feast to do
whosoever may come the greater honor. And stay, good Stutely. I
would have thee take Will Scarlet with thee, for it is meet that
he should become acquaint with the ways of the forest."
"Now do I thank thee, good master," quoth Stutely, springing
to his feet, "that thou hast chosen me for this adventure.
Truly, my limbs do grow slack through abiding idly here. As for
two of my six, I will choose Midge the Miller and Arthur a
Bland, for, as well thou knowest, good master, they are stout
fists at the quarterstaff. Is it not so, Little John?"
At this all laughed but Little John and Robin, who twisted up
his face. "I can speak for Midge," said he, "and likewise for my
cousin Scarlet. This very blessed morn I looked at my ribs and
found them as many colors as a beggar's cloak."
So, having chosen four more stout fellows, Will Stutely and
his band set forth to Fosse Way, to find whether they might not
come across some rich guest to feast that day in Sherwood with
Robin and his band.
For all the livelong day they abided near this highway. Each
man had brought with him a good store of cold meat and a bottle
of stout March beer to stay his stomach till the homecoming. So
when high noontide had come they sat them down upon the soft
grass, beneath a green and wide-spreading hawthorn bush, and
held a hearty and jovial feast. After this, one kept watch while
the others napped, for it was a still and sultry day.
Thus they passed the time pleasantly enow, but no guest such
as they desired showed his face in all the time that they lay
hidden there. Many passed along the dusty road in the glare of
the sun: now it was a bevy of chattering damsels merrily
tripping along; now it was a plodding tinker; now a merry
shepherd lad; now a sturdy farmer; all gazing ahead along the
road, unconscious of the seven stout fellows that lay hidden so
near them. Such were the travelers along the way; but fat abbot,
rich esquire, or money-laden usurer came there none.
At last the sun began to sink low in the heavens; the light
grew red and the shadows long. The air grew full of silence, the
birds twittered sleepily, and from afar came, faint and clear,
the musical song of the milkmaid calling the kine home to the
milking.
Then Stutely arose from where he was lying. "A plague of such
ill luck!" quoth he. "Here have we abided all day, and no bird
worth the shooting, so to speak, hath come within reach of our
bolt. Had I gone forth on an innocent errand, I had met a dozen
stout priests or a score of pursy money-lenders. But it is ever
thus: the dun deer are never so scarce as when one has a gray
goose feather nipped betwixt the fingers. Come, lads, let us
pack up and home again, say I."
Accordingly, the others arose, and, coming forth from out the
thicket, they all turned their toes back again to Sherwood.
After they had gone some distance, Will Stutely, who headed the
party, suddenly stopped. "Hist!" quoth he, for his ears were as
sharp as those of a five-year-old fox. "Hark, lads! Methinks I
hear a sound." At this all stopped and listened with bated
breath, albeit for a time they could hear nothing, their ears
being duller than Stutely's. At length they heard a faint and
melancholy sound, like someone in lamentation.
"Ha!" quoth Will Scarlet, "this must be looked into. There is
someone in distress nigh to us here."
"I know not," quoth Will Stutely, shaking his head
doubtfully, "our master is ever rash about thrusting his finger
into a boiling pot; but, for my part, I see no use in getting
ourselves into mischievous coils. Yon is a man's voice, if I
mistake not, and a man should be always ready to get himself out
from his own pothers."
Then out spake Will Scarlet boldly. "Now out upon thee, to
talk in that manner, Stutely! Stay, if thou dost list. I go to
see what may be the trouble of this poor creature."
"Nay," quoth Stutely, "thou dost leap so quickly, thou'lt
tumble into the ditch. Who said I would not go? Come along, say
I." Thus saying, he led the way, the others following, till,
after they had gone a short distance, they came to a little
opening in the woodland, whence a brook, after gurgling out from
under the tangle of overhanging bushes, spread out into a broad
and glassy-pebbled pool. By the side of this pool, and beneath
the branches of a willow, lay a youth upon his face, weeping
aloud, the sound of which had first caught the quick ears of
Stutely. His golden locks were tangled, his clothes were all
awry, and everything about him betokened sorrow and woe. Over
his head, from the branches of the osier, hung a beautiful harp
of polished wood inlaid with gold and silver in fantastic
devices. Beside him lay a stout ashen bow and half a score of
fair, smooth arrows.
"Halloa!" shouted Will Stutely, when they had come out from
the forest into the little open spot. "Who art thou, fellow,
that liest there killing all the green grass with salt water?"
Hearing the voice, the stranger sprang to his feet and;
snatching up his bow and fitting a shaft, held himself in
readiness for whatever ill might befall him.
"Truly," said one of the yeomen, when they had seen the young
stranger's face, "I do know that lad right well. He is a certain
minstrel that I have seen hereabouts more than once. It was only
a week ago I saw him skipping across the hill like a yearling
doe. A fine sight he was then, with a flower at his ear and a
cock's plume stuck in his cap; but now, methinks, our cockerel
is shorn of his gay feathers."
"Pah!" cried Will Stutely, coming up to the stranger, "wipe
thine eyes, man! I do hate to see a tall, stout fellow so
sniveling like a girl of fourteen over a dead tomtit. Put down
thy bow, man! We mean thee no harm."
But Will Scarlet, seeing how the stranger, who had a young
and boyish look, was stung by the words that Stutely had spoken,
came to him and put his hand upon the youth's shoulder. "Nay,
thou art in trouble, poor boy!" said he kindly. "Mind not what
these fellows have said. They are rough, but they mean thee
well. Mayhap they do not understand a lad like thee. Thou shalt
come with us, and perchance we may find a certain one that can
aid thee in thy perplexities, whatsoever they may be."
"Yea, truly, come along," said Will Stutely gruffly. "I meant
thee no harm, and may mean thee some good. Take down thy singing
tool from off this fair tree, and away with us."
The youth did as he was bidden and, with bowed head and
sorrowful step, accompanied the others, walking beside Will
Scarlet. So they wended their way through the forest. The bright
light faded from the sky and a glimmering gray fell over all
things. From the deeper recesses of the forest the strange
whispering sounds of night-time came to the ear; all else was
silent, saving only for the rattling of their footsteps amid the
crisp, dry leaves of the last winter. At last a ruddy glow shone
before them here and there through the trees; a little farther
and they came to the open glade, now bathed in the pale
moonlight. In the center of the open crackled a great fire,
throwing a red glow on all around. At the fire were roasting
juicy steaks of venison, pheasants, capons, and fresh fish from
the river. All the air was filled with the sweet smell of good
things cooking.
The little band made its way across the glade, many yeomen
turning with curious looks and gazing after them, but none
speaking or questioning them. So, with Will Scarlet upon one
side and Will Stutely upon the other, the stranger came to where
Robin Hood sat on a seat of moss under the greenwood tree, with
Little John standing beside him.
"Good even, fair friend," said Robin Hood, rising as the
other drew near. "And hast thou come to feast with me this day?"
"Alas! I know not," said the lad, looking around him with
dazed eyes, for he was bewildered with all that he saw. "Truly,
I know not whether I be in a dream," said he to himself in a low
voice.
"Nay, marry," quoth Robin, laughing, "thou art awake, as thou
wilt presently find, for a fine feast is a-cooking for thee.
Thou art our honored guest this day."
Still the young stranger looked about him, as though in a
dream. Presently he turned to Robin. "Methinks," said he, "I
know now where I am and what hath befallen me. Art not thou the
great Robin Hood?"
"Thou hast hit the bull's eye," quoth Robin, clapping him
upon the shoulder. "Men hereabouts do call me by that name. Sin'
thou knowest me, thou knowest also that he who feasteth with me
must pay his reckoning. I trust thou hast a full purse with
thee, fair stranger."
"Alas!" said the stranger, "I have no purse nor no money
either, saving only the half of a sixpence, the other half of
which mine own dear love doth carry in her bosom, hung about her
neck by a strand of silken thread."
At this speech a great shout of laughter went up from those
around, whereat the poor boy looked as he would die of shame;
but Robin Hood turned sharply to Will Stutely. "Why, how now,"
quoth he, "is this the guest that thou hast brought us to fill
our purse? Methinks thou hast brought but a lean cock to the
market."
"Nay, good master," answered Will Stutely, grinning, "he is
no guest of mine; it was Will Scarlet that brought him thither."
Then up spoke Will Scarlet, and told how they had found the
lad in sorrow, and how he had brought him to Robin, thinking
that he might perchance aid him in his trouble. Then Robin Hood
turned to the youth, and, placing his hand upon the other's
shoulder, held him off at arm's length, scanning his face
closely.
"A young face," quoth he in a low voice, half to himself, "a
kind face, a good face. 'Tis like a maiden's for purity, and,
withal, the fairest that e'er mine eyes did see; but, if I may
judge fairly by thy looks, grief cometh to young as well as to
old." At these words, spoken so kindly, the poor lad's eyes
brimmed up with tears. "Nay, nay," said Robin hastily, "cheer
up, lad; I warrant thy case is not so bad that it cannot be
mended. What may be thy name?"
"Allen a Dale is my name, good master."
"Allen a Dale," repeated Robin, musing. "Allen a Dale. It
doth seem to me that the name is not altogether strange to mine
ears. Yea, surely thou art the minstrel of whom we have been
hearing lately, whose voice so charmeth all men. Dost thou not
come from the Dale of Rotherstream, over beyond Stavely?"
"Yea, truly," answered Allan, "I do come thence."
"How old art thou, Allan?" said Robin.
"I am but twenty years of age."
"Methinks thou art overyoung to be perplexed with trouble,"
quoth Robin kindly; then, turning to the others, he cried,
"Come, lads, busk ye and get our feast ready; only thou, Will
Scarlet, and thou, Little John, stay here with me."
Then, when the others had gone, each man about his business,
Robin turned once more to the youth. "Now, lad," said he, "tell
us thy troubles, and speak freely. A flow of words doth ever
ease the heart of sorrows; it is like opening the waste weir
when the mill dam is overfull. Come, sit thou here beside me,
and speak at thine ease."
Then straightway the youth told the three yeomen all that was
in his heart; at first in broken words and phrases, then freely
and with greater ease when he saw that all listened closely to
what he said. So he told them how he had come from York to the
sweet vale of Rother, traveling the country through as a
minstrel, stopping now at castle, now at hall, and now at
farmhouse; how he had spent one sweet evening in a certain
broad, low farmhouse, where he sang before a stout franklin and
a maiden as pure and lovely as the first snowdrop of spring; how
he had played and sung to her, and how sweet Ellen o' the Dale
had listened to him and had loved him. Then, in a low, sweet
voice, scarcely louder than a whisper, he told how he had
watched for her and met her now and then when she went abroad,
but was all too afraid in her sweet presence to speak to her,
until at last, beside the banks of Rother, he had spoken of his
love, and she had whispered that which had made his heartstrings
quiver for joy. Then they broke a sixpence between them, and
vowed to be true to one another forever.
Next he told how her father had discovered what was a-doing,
and had taken her away from him so that he never saw her again,
and his heart was sometimes like to break; how this morn, only
one short month and a half from the time that he had seen her
last, he had heard and knew it to be so, that she was to marry
old Sir Stephen of Trent, two days hence, for Ellen's father
thought it would be a grand thing to have his daughter marry so
high, albeit she wished it not; nor was it wonder that a knight
should wish to marry his own sweet love, who was the most
beautiful maiden in all the world.
To all this the yeomen listened in silence, the clatter of
many voices, jesting and laughing, sounding around them, and the
red light of the fire shining on their faces and in their eyes.
So simple were the poor boy's words, and so deep his sorrow,
that even Little John felt a certain knotty lump rise in his
throat.
"I wonder not," said Robin, after a moment's silence, "that
thy true love loved thee, for thou hast surely a silver cross
beneath thy tongue, even like good Saint Francis, that could
charm the birds of the air by his speech."
"By the breath of my body," burst forth Little John, seeking
to cover his feelings with angry words, "I have a great part of
a mind to go straightway and cudgel the nasty life out of the
body of that same vile Sir Stephen. Marry, come up, say I--what
a plague--does an old weazen think that tender lasses are to be
bought like pullets o' a market day? Out upon him!--I-- but no
matter, only let him look to himself."
Then up spoke Will Scarlet. "Methinks it seemeth but ill done
of the lass that she should so quickly change at others'
bidding, more especially when it cometh to the marrying of a man
as old as this same Sir Stephen. I like it not in her, Allan."
"Nay," said Allan hotly, "thou dost wrong her. She is as soft
and gentle as a stockdove. I know her better than anyone in all
the world. She may do her father's bidding, but if she marries
Sir Stephen, her heart will break and she will die. My own sweet
dear, I--" He stopped and shook his head, for he could say
nothing further.
While the others were speaking, Robin Hood had been sunk in
thought. "Methinks I have a plan might fit thy case, Allan,"
said he. "But tell me first, thinkest thou, lad, that thy true
love hath spirit enough to marry thee were ye together in
church, the banns published, and the priest found, even were her
father to say her nay?"
"Ay, marry would she," cried Allan eagerly.
"Then, if her father be the man that I take him to be, I will
undertake that he shall give you both his blessing as wedded man
and wife, in the place of old Sir Stephen, and upon his wedding
morn. But stay, now I bethink me, there is one thing reckoned
not upon-- the priest. Truly, those of the cloth do not love me
overmuch, and when it comes to doing as I desire in such a
matter, they are as like as not to prove stiff-necked. As to the
lesser clergy, they fear to do me a favor because of abbot or
bishop.
"Nay," quoth Will Scarlet, laughing, "so far as that goeth, I
know of a certain friar that, couldst thou but get on the soft
side of him, would do thy business even though Pope Joan herself
stood forth to ban him. He is known as the Curtal Friar of
Fountain Abbey, and dwelleth in Fountain Dale."
"But," quoth Robin, "Fountain Abbey is a good hundred miles
from here. An we would help this lad, we have no time to go
thither and back before his true love will be married. Nought is
to be gained there, coz."
"Yea," quoth Will Scarlet, laughing again, "but this Fountain
Abbey is not so far away as the one of which thou speakest,
uncle. The Fountain Abbey of which I speak is no such rich and
proud place as the other, but a simple little cell; yet, withal,
as cosy a spot as ever stout anchorite dwelled within. I know
the place well, and can guide thee thither, for, though it is a
goodly distance, yet methinks a stout pair of legs could carry a
man there and back in one day."
"Then give me thy hand, Allan," cried Robin, "and let me tell
thee, I swear by the bright hair of Saint Aelfrida that this
time two days hence Ellen a Dale shall be thy wife. I will seek
this same Friar of Fountain Abbey tomorrow day, and I warrant I
will get upon the soft side of him, even if I have to drub one
soft."
At this Will Scarlet laughed again. "Be not too sure of that,
good uncle," quoth he, "nevertheless, from what I know of him, I
think this Curtal Friar will gladly join two such fair lovers,
more especially if there be good eating and drinking afoot
thereafter."
But now one of the band came to say that the feast was spread
upon the grass; so, Robin leading the way, the others followed
to where the goodly feast was spread. Merry was the meal. Jest
and story passed freely, and all laughed till the forest rang
again. Allan laughed with the rest, for his cheeks were flushed
with the hope that Robin Hood had given him.
At last the feast was done, and Robin Hood turned to Allan,
who sat beside him. "Now, Allan," quoth he, "so much has been
said of thy singing that we would fain have a taste of thy skill
ourselves. Canst thou not give us something?"
"Surely," answered Allan readily; for he was no third-rate
songster that must be asked again and again, but said "yes" or
"no" at the first bidding; so, taking up his harp, he ran his
fingers lightly over the sweetly sounding strings, and all was
hushed about the cloth. Then, backing his voice with sweet music
on his harp, he sang:
MAY ELLEN'S WEDDING
(Giving an account of how she was beloved by a fairy prince,
who took her to his own home.)
"May Ellen sat beneath a thorn
And in a shower around
The blossoms fell at every breeze
Like snow upon the ground,
And in a lime tree near was heard
The sweet song of a strange, wild bird.
"O sweet, sweet, sweet, O piercing sweet,
O lingering sweet the strain!
May Ellen's heart within her breast
Stood still with blissful pain:
And so, with listening, upturned face,
She sat as dead in that fair place.
" `Come down from out the blossoms, bird!
Come down from out the tree,
And on my heart I'll let thee lie,
And love thee tenderly!'
Thus cried May Ellen, soft and low,
From where the hawthorn shed its snow.
"Down dropped the bird on quivering wing,
From out the blossoming tree,
And nestled in her snowy breast.
`My love! my love!' cried she;
Then straightway home, 'mid sun and flower,
She bare him to her own sweet bower.
"The day hath passed to mellow night,
The moon floats o'er the lea,
And in its solemn, pallid light
A youth stands silently:
A youth of beauty strange and rare,
Within May Ellen's bower there.
"He stood where o'er the pavement cold
The glimmering moonbeams lay.
May Ellen gazed with wide, scared eyes,
Nor could she turn away,
For, as in mystic dreams we see
A spirit, stood he silently.
"All in a low and breathless voice,
`Whence comest thou?' said she;
`Art thou the creature of a dream,
Or a vision that I see?'
Then soft spake he, as night winds shiver
Through straining reeds beside the river.
" `I came, a bird on feathered wing,
From distant Faeryland
Where murmuring waters softly sing
Upon the golden strand,
Where sweet trees are forever green;
And there my mother is the queen.'
. . . . . . .
"No more May Ellen leaves her bower
To grace the blossoms fair;
But in the hushed and midnight hour
They hear her talking there,
Or, when the moon is shining white,
They hear her singing through the night.
" `Oh, don thy silks and jewels fine,'
May Ellen's mother said,
`For hither comes the Lord of Lyne
And thou this lord must wed.'
May Ellen said, `It may not be.
He ne'er shall find his wife in me.'
"Up spoke her brother, dark and grim:
`Now by the bright blue sky,
E'er yet a day hath gone for him
Thy wicked bird shall die!
For he hath wrought thee bitter harm,
By some strange art or cunning charm.'
"Then, with a sad and mournful song,
Away the bird did fly,
And o'er the castle eaves, and through
The gray and windy sky.
`Come forth!' then cried the brother grim,
`Why dost thou gaze so after him?'
"It is May Ellen's wedding day,
The sky is blue and fair,
And many a lord and lady gay
In church are gathered there.
The bridegroom was Sir Hugh the Bold,
All clad in silk and cloth of gold.
"In came the bride in samite white
With a white wreath on her head;
Her eyes were fixed with a glassy look,
Her face was as the dead,
And when she stood among the throng,
She sang a wild and wondrous song.
"Then came a strange and rushing sound
Like the coming wind doth bring,
And in the open windows shot
Nine swans on whistling wing,
And high above the heads they flew,
In gleaming fight the darkness through.
"Around May Ellen's head they flew
In wide and windy fight,
And three times round the circle drew.
The guests shrank in affright,
And the priest beside the altar there,
Did cross himself with muttered prayer.
"But the third time they flew around,
Fair Ellen straight was gone,
And in her place, upon the ground,
There stood a snow-white swan.
Then, with a wild and lovely song,
It joined the swift and winged throng.
"There's ancient men at weddings been,
For sixty years and more,
But such a wondrous wedding day,
They never saw before.
But none could check and none could stay,
The swans that bore the bride away."
Not a sound broke the stillness when Allan a Dale had done, but
all sat gazing at the handsome singer, for so sweet was his
voice and the music that each man sat with bated breath, lest
one drop more should come and he should lose it.
"By my faith and my troth," quoth Robin at last, drawing a
deep breath, "lad, thou art--Thou must not leave our company,
Allan! Wilt thou not stay with us here in the sweet green
forest? Truly, I do feel my heart go out toward thee with great
love."
Then Allan took Robin's hand and kissed it. "I will stay with
thee always, dear master," said he, "for never have I known such
kindness as thou hast shown me this day."
Then Will Scarlet stretched forth his hand and shook Allan's
in token of fellowship, as did Little John likewise. And thus
the famous Allan a Dale became one of Robin Hood's band.

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XII. Robin Hood Seeks the Curtal Friar
The stout yeomen of Sherwood Forest were ever early risers of a
morn, more especially when the summertime had come, for then in
the freshness of the dawn the dew was always the brightest, and
the song of the small birds the sweetest.
Quoth Robin, "Now will I go to seek this same Friar of
Fountain Abbey of whom we spake yesternight, and I will take
with me four of my good men, and these four shall be Little
John, Will Scarlet, David of Doncaster, and Arthur a Bland. Bide
the rest of you here, and Will Stutely shall be your chief while
I am gone." Then straightway Robin Hood donned a fine steel coat
of chain mail, over which he put on a light jacket of Lincoln
green. Upon his head he clapped a steel cap, and this he covered
by one of soft white leather, in which stood a nodding cock's
plume. By his side he hung a good broadsword of tempered steel,
the bluish blade marked all over with strange figures of
dragons, winged women, and what not. A gallant sight was Robin
so arrayed, I wot, the glint of steel showing here and there as
the sunlight caught brightly the links of polished mail that
showed beneath his green coat.
So, having arrayed himself, he and the four yeomen set forth
upon their way, Will Scarlet taking the lead, for he knew better
than the others whither to go. Thus, mile after mile, they
strode along, now across a brawling stream, now along a sunlit
road, now adown some sweet forest path, over which the trees met
in green and rustling canopy, and at the end of which a herd of
startled deer dashed away, with rattle of leaves and crackle of
branches. Onward they walked with song and jest and laughter
till noontide was passed, when at last they came to the banks of
a wide, glassy, and lily-padded stream. Here a broad, beaten
path stretched along beside the banks, on which path labored the
horses that tugged at the slow-moving barges, laden with barley
meal or what not, from the countryside to the many-towered town.
But now, in the hot silence of the midday, no horse was seen nor
any man besides themselves. Behind them and before them
stretched the river, its placid bosom ruffled here and there by
the purple dusk of a small breeze.
"Now, good uncle," quoth Will Scarlet at last, when they had
walked for a long time beside this sweet, bright river, "just
beyond yon bend ahead of us is a shallow ford which in no place
is deeper than thy mid-thigh, and upon the other side of the
stream is a certain little hermitage hidden amidst the bosky
tangle of the thickets wherein dwelleth the Friar of Fountain
Dale. Thither will I lead thee, for I know the way; albeit it is
not overhard to find."
"Nay," quoth jolly Robin, stopping suddenly, "had I thought
that I should have had to wade water, even were it so crystal a
stream as this, I had donned other clothes than I have upon me.
But no matter now, for after all a wetting will not wash the
skin away, and what must be, must. But bide ye here, lads, for I
would enjoy this merry adventure alone. Nevertheless, listen
well, and if ye hear me sound upon my bugle horn, come quickly."
So saying, he turned and left them, striding onward alone.
Robin had walked no farther than where the bend of the road
hid his good men from his view, when he stopped suddenly, for he
thought that he heard voices. He stood still and listened, and
presently heard words passed back and forth betwixt what seemed
to be two men, and yet the two voices were wondrously alike. The
sound came from over behind the bank, that here was steep and
high, dropping from the edge of the road a half a score of feet
to the sedgy verge of the river.
"'Tis strange," muttered Robin to himself after a space, when
the voices had ceased their talking, "surely there be two people
that spoke the one to the other, and yet methinks their voices
are mightily alike. I make my vow that never have I heard the
like in all my life before. Truly, if this twain are to be
judged by their voices, no two peas were ever more alike. I will
look into this matter." So saying, he came softly to the river
bank and laying him down upon the grass, peered over the edge
and down below.
All was cool and shady beneath the bank. A stout osier grew,
not straight upward, but leaning across the water, shadowing the
spot with its soft foliage. All around grew a mass of feathery
ferns such as hide and nestle in cool places, and up to Robin's
nostrils came the tender odor of the wild thyme, that loves the
moist verges of running streams. Here, with his broad back
against the rugged trunk of the willow tree, and half hidden by
the soft ferns around him, sat a stout, brawny fellow, but no
other man was there. His head was as round as a ball, and
covered with a mat of close-clipped, curly black hair that grew
low down on his forehead. But his crown was shorn as smooth as
the palm of one's hand, which, together with his loose robe,
cowl, and string of beads, showed that which his looks never
would have done, that he was a friar. His cheeks were as red and
shining as a winter crab, albeit they were nearly covered over
with a close curly black beard, as were his chin and upper lip
likewise. His neck was thick like that of a north country bull,
and his round head closely set upon shoulders e'en a match for
those of Little John himself. Beneath his bushy black brows
danced a pair of little gray eyes that could not stand still for
very drollery of humor. No man could look into his face and not
feel his heartstrings tickled by the merriment of their look. By
his side lay a steel cap, which he had laid off for the sake of
the coolness to his crown. His legs were stretched wide apart,
and betwixt his knees he held a great pasty compounded of juicy
meats of divers kinds made savory with tender young onions, both
meat and onions being mingled with a good rich gravy. In his
right fist he held a great piece of brown crust at which he
munched sturdily, and every now and then he thrust his left hand
into the pie and drew it forth full of meat; anon he would take
a mighty pull at a great bottle of Malmsey that lay beside him.
"By my faith," quoth Robin to himself, "I do verily believe
that this is the merriest feast, the merriest wight, the
merriest place, and the merriest sight in all merry England.
Methought there was another here, but it must have been this
holy man talking to himself."
So Robin lay watching the Friar, and the Friar, all unknowing
that he was so overlooked, ate his meal placidly. At last he was
done, and, having first wiped his greasy hands upon the ferns
and wild thyme (and sweeter napkin ne'er had king in all the
world), he took up his flask and began talking to himself as
though he were another man, and answering himself as though he
were somebody else.
"Dear lad, thou art the sweetest fellow in all the world, I
do love thee as a lover loveth his lass. La, thou dost make me
shamed to speak so to me in this solitary place, no one being
by, and yet if thou wilt have me say so, I do love thee as thou
lovest me. Nay then, wilt thou not take a drink of good Malmsey?
After thee, lad, after thee. Nay, I beseech thee, sweeten the
draught with thy lips (here he passed the flask from his right
hand to his left). An thou wilt force it on me so, I must needs
do thy bidding, yet with the more pleasure do I so as I drink
thy very great health (here he took a long, deep draught). And
now, sweet lad, 'tis thy turn next (here he passed the bottle
from his left hand back again to his right). I take it, sweet
chuck, and here's wishing thee as much good as thou wishest me."
Saying this, he took another draught, and truly he drank enough
for two.
All this time merry Robin lay upon the bank and listened,
while his stomach so quaked with laughter that he was forced to
press his palm across his mouth to keep it from bursting forth;
for, truly, he would not have spoiled such a goodly jest for the
half of Nottinghamshire.
Having gotten his breath from his last draught, the Friar
began talking again in this wise: "Now, sweet lad, canst thou
not sing me a song? La, I know not, I am but in an ill voice
this day; prythee ask me not; dost thou not hear how I croak
like a frog? Nay, nay, thy voice is as sweet as any bullfinch;
come, sing, I prythee, I would rather hear thee sing than eat a
fair feast. Alas, I would fain not sing before one that can pipe
so well and hath heard so many goodly songs and ballads,
ne'ertheless, an thou wilt have it so, I will do my best. But
now methinks that thou and I might sing some fair song together;
dost thou not know a certain dainty little catch called `The
Loving Youth and the Scornful Maid'? Why, truly, methinks I have
heard it ere now. Then dost thou not think that thou couldst
take the lass's part gif I take the lad's? I know not but I will
try; begin thou with the lad and I will follow with the lass."
Then, singing first with a voice deep and gruff, and anon in
one high and squeaking, he blithely trolled the merry catch of
THE LOVING YOUTH AND THE SCORNFUL MAID
HE
"Ah, it's wilt thou come with me, my love?
And it's wilt thou, love, he mine?
For I will give unto thee, my love,
Gay knots and ribbons so fine.
I'll woo thee, love, on my bended knee,
And I'll pipe sweet songs to none but thee.
Then it's hark! hark! hark!
To the winged lark
And it's hark to the cooing dove!
And the bright daffodil
Groweth down by the rill,
So come thou and be my love.
SHE
"Now get thee away, young man so fine;
Now get thee away, I say;
For my true love shall never be thine,
And so thou hadst better not stay.
Thou art not a fine enough lad for me,
So I'll wait till a better young man I see.
For it's hark! hark! hark!
To the winged lark,
And it's hark to the cooing dove!
And the bright daffodil
Groweth down by the rill,
Yet never I'll be thy love.
HE
"Then straight will I seek for another fair she,
For many a maid can be found,
And as thou wilt never have aught of me,
By thee will I never be bound.
For never is a blossom in the field so rare,
But others are found that are just as fair.
So it's hark! hark! hark!
To the joyous lark
And it's hark to the cooing dove!
And the bright daffodil
Groweth down by the rill,
And I'll seek me another dear love.
SHE
"Young man, turn not so very quick away
Another fair lass to find.
Methinks I have spoken in haste today,
Nor have I made up my mind,
And if thou only wilt stay with me,
I'll love no other, sweet lad, but thee."
Here Robin could contain himself no longer but burst forth into
a mighty roar of laughter; then, the holy Friar keeping on with
the song, he joined in the chorus, and together they sang, or,
as one might say, bellowed:
"So it's hark! hark! hark!
To the joyous lark
And it's hark to the cooing dove!
For the bright daffodil
Groweth down by the rill
And I'll be thine own true love."
So they sang together, for the stout Friar did not seem to have
heard Robin's laughter, neither did he seem to know that the
yeoman had joined in with the song, but, with eyes half closed,
looking straight before him and wagging his round head from side
to side in time to the music, he kept on bravely to the end, he
and Robin finishing up with a mighty roar that might have been
heard a mile. But no sooner had the last word been sung than the
holy man seized his steel cap, clapped it on his head, and
springing to his feet, cried in a great voice, "What spy have we
here? Come forth, thou limb of evil, and I will carve thee into
as fine pudding meat as e'er a wife in Yorkshire cooked of a
Sunday." Hereupon he drew from beneath his robes a great
broadsword full as stout as was Robin's.
"Nay, put up thy pinking iron, friend," quoth Robin, standing
up with the tears of laughter still on his cheeks. "Folk who
have sung so sweetly together should not fight thereafter."
Hereupon he leaped down the bank to where the other stood. "I
tell thee, friend," said he, "my throat is as parched with that
song as e'er a barley stubble in October. Hast thou haply any
Malmsey left in that stout pottle?"
"Truly," said the Friar in a glum voice, "thou dost ask
thyself freely where thou art not bidden. Yet I trust I am too
good a Christian to refuse any man drink that is athirst. Such
as there is o't thou art welcome to a drink of the same." And he
held the pottle out to Robin.
Robin took it without more ado and putting it to his lips,
tilted his head back, while that which was within said "glug!
"lug! glug!" for more than three winks, I wot. The stout Friar
watched Robin anxiously the while, and when he was done took the
pottle quickly. He shook it, held it betwixt his eyes and the
light, looked reproachfully at the yeoman, and straightway
placed it at his own lips. When it came away again there was
nought within it.
"Doss thou know the country hereabouts, thou good and holy
man?" asked Robin, laughing.
"Yea, somewhat," answered the other dryly.
"And dost thou know of a certain spot called Fountain Abbey?"
"Yea, somewhat."
"Then perchance thou knowest also of a certain one who goeth
by the name of the Curtal Friar of Fountain Abbey."
"Yea, somewhat."
"Well then, good fellow, holy father, or whatever thou art,"
quoth Robin, "I would know whether this same Friar is to be
found upon this side of the river or the other."
"That," quoth the Friar, "is a practical question upon which
the cunning rules appertaining to logic touch not. I do advise
thee to find that out by the aid of thine own five senses;
sight, feeling, and what not."
"I do wish much," quoth Robin, looking thoughtfully at the
stout priest, "to cross yon ford and strive to find this same
good Friar."
"Truly," said the other piously, "it is a goodly wish on the
part of one so young. Far be it from me to check thee in so holy
a quest. Friend, the river is free to all."
"Yea, good father," said Robin, "but thou seest that my
clothes are of the finest and I fain would not get them wet.
Methinks thy shoulders are stout and broad; couldst thou not
find it in thy heart to carry me across?"
"Now, by the white hand of the holy Lady of the Fountain!"
burst forth the Friar in a mighty rage, "dost thou, thou poor
puny stripling, thou kiss-my-lady-la poppenjay; thou--thou What
shall I call thee? Dost thou ask me, the holy Tuck, to carry
thee? Now I swear--" Here he paused suddenly, then slowly the
anger passed from his face, and his little eyes twinkled once
more. "But why should I not?" quoth he piously.
"Did not the holy Saint Christopher ever carry the stranger
across the river? And should I, poor sinner that I am, be
ashamed to do likewise? Come with me, stranger, and I will do
thy bidding in an humble frame of mind." So saying, he clambered
up the bank, closely followed by Robin, and led the way to the
shallow pebbly ford, chuckling to himself the while as though he
were enjoying some goodly jest within himself.
Having come to the ford, he girded up his robes about his
loins, tucked his good broadsword beneath his arm, and stooped
his back to take Robin upon it. Suddenly he straightened up.
"Methinks," quoth he, "thou'lt get thy weapon wet. Let me tuck
it beneath mine arm along with mine own."
"Nay, good father," said Robin, "I would not burden thee with
aught of mine but myself."
"Dost thou think," said the Friar mildly, "that the good
Saint Christopher would ha' sought his own ease so? Nay, give me
thy tool as I bid thee, for I would carry it as a penance to my
pride."
Upon this, without more ado, Robin Hood unbuckled his sword
from his side and handed it to the other, who thrust it with his
own beneath his arm. Then once more the Friar bent his back,
and, Robin having mounted upon it, he stepped sturdily into the
water and so strode onward, splashing in the shoal, and breaking
all the smooth surface into ever-widening rings. At last he
reached the other side and Robin leaped lightly from his back.
"Many thanks, good father," quoth he. "Thou art indeed a good
and holy man. Prythee give me my sword and let me away, for I am
in haste."
At this the stout Friar looked upon Robin for a long time,
his head on one side, and with a most waggish twist to his face;
then he slowly winked his right eye. "Nay, good youth," said he
gently, "I doubt not that thou art in haste with thine affairs,
yet thou dost think nothing of mine. Thine are of a carnal
nature; mine are of a spiritual nature, a holy work, so to
speak; moreover, mine affairs do lie upon the other side of this
stream. I see by thy quest of this same holy recluse that thou
art a good young man and most reverent to the cloth. I did get
wet coming hither, and am sadly afraid that should I wade the
water again I might get certain cricks and pains i' the joints
that would mar my devotions for many a day to come. I know that
since I have so humbly done thy bidding thou wilt carry me back
again. Thou seest how Saint Godrick, that holy hermit whose
natal day this is, hath placed in my hands two swords and in
thine never a one. Therefore be persuaded, good youth, and carry
me back again."
Robin Hood looked up and he looked down, biting his nether
lip. Quoth he, "Thou cunning Friar, thou hast me fair and fast
enow. Let me tell thee that not one of thy cloth hath so
hoodwinked me in all my life before. I might have known from thy
looks that thou wert no such holy man as thou didst pretend to
be."
"Nay," interrupted the Friar, "I bid thee speak not so
scurrilously neither, lest thou mayst perchance feel the prick
of an inch or so of blue steel."
"Tut, tut," said Robin, "speak not so, Friar; the loser hath
ever the right to use his tongue as he doth list. Give me my
sword; I do promise to carry thee back straightway. Nay, I will
not lift the weapon against thee."
"Marry, come up," quoth the Friar, "I fear thee not, fellow.
Here is thy skewer; and get thyself presently ready, for I would
hasten back."
So Robin took his sword again and buckled it at his side;
then he bent his stout back and took the Friar upon it.
Now I wot Robin Hood had a heavier load to carry in the Friar
than the Friar had in him. Moreover he did not know the ford, so
he went stumbling among the stones, now stepping into a deep
hole, and now nearly tripping over a boulder, while the sweat
ran down his face in beads from the hardness of his journey and
the heaviness of his load. Meantime, the Friar kept digging his
heels into Robin's sides and bidding him hasten, calling him
many ill names the while. To all this Robin answered never a
word, but, having softly felt around till he found the buckle of
the belt that held the Friar's sword, he worked slyly at the
fastenings, seeking to loosen them. Thus it came about that, by
the time he had reached the other bank with his load, the
Friar's sword belt was loose albeit he knew it not; so when
Robin stood on dry land and the Friar leaped from his back, the
yeoman gripped hold of the sword so that blade, sheath, and
strap came away from the holy man, leaving him without a weapon.
"Now then," quoth merry Robin, panting as he spake and wiping
the sweat from his brow, "I have thee, fellow. This time that
same saint of whom thou didst speak but now hath delivered two
swords into my hand and hath stripped thine away from thee. Now
if thou dost not carry me back, and that speedily, I swear I
will prick thy skin till it is as full of holes as a slashed
doublet."
The good Friar said not a word for a while, but he looked at
Robin with a grim look. "Now," said he at last, "I did think
that thy wits were of the heavy sort and knew not that thou wert
so cunning. Truly, thou hast me upon the hip. Give me my sword,
and I promise not to draw it against thee save in self-defense;
also, I promise to do thy bidding and take thee upon my back and
carry thee."
So jolly Robin gave him his sword again, which the Friar
buckled to his side, and this time looked to it that it was more
secure in its fastenings; then tucking up his robes once more,
he took Robin Hood upon his back and without a word stepped into
the water, and so waded on in silence while Robin sat laughing
upon his back. At last he reached the middle of the ford where
the water was deepest. Here he stopped for a moment, and then,
with a sudden lift of his hand and heave of his shoulders,
fairly shot Robin over his head as though he were a sack of
grain.
Down went Robin into the water with a mighty splash. "There,"
quoth the holy man, calmly turning back again to the shore, "let
that cool thy hot spirit, if it may."
Meantime, after much splashing, Robin had gotten to his feet
and stood gazing about him all bewildered, the water running
from him in pretty little rills. At last he shot the water out
of his ears and spat some out of his mouth, and, gathering his
scattered wits together, saw the stout Friar standing on the
bank and laughing. Then, I wot, was Robin Hood a mad man. "Stay,
thou villain!" roared he, "I am after thee straight, and if I do
not carve thy brawn for thee this day, may I never lift finger
again!" So saying, he dashed, splashing, to the bank.
"Thou needst not hasten thyself unduly," quoth the stout
Friar. "Fear not; I will abide here, and if thou dost not cry
`Alack-a-day' ere long time is gone, may I never more peep
through the brake at a fallow deer."
And now Robin, having reached the bank, began, without more
ado, to roll up his sleeves above his wrists. The Friar, also,
tucked his robes more about him, showing a great, stout arm on
which the muscles stood out like humps of an aged tree. Then
Robin saw, what he had not wotted of before, that the Friar had
also a coat of chain mail beneath his gown.
"Look to thyself," cried Robin, drawing his good sword.
"Ay, marry," quoth the Friar, who held his already in his
hand. So, without more ado, they came together, and thereupon
began a fierce and mighty battle. Right and left, and up and
down and back and forth they fought. The swords flashed in the
sun and then met with a clash that sounded far and near. I wot
this was no playful bout at quarterstaff, but a grim and serious
fight of real earnest. Thus they strove for an hour or more,
pausing every now and then to rest, at which times each looked
at the other with wonder, and thought that never had he seen so
stout a fellow; then once again they would go at it more
fiercely than ever. Yet in all this time neither had harmed the
other nor caused his blood to flow. At last merry Robin cried,
"Hold thy hand, good friend!" whereupon both lowered their
swords.
"Now I crave a boon ere we begin again," quoth Robin, wiping
the sweat from his brow; for they had striven so long that he
began to think that it would be an ill-done thing either to be
smitten himself or to smite so stout and brave a fellow.
"What wouldst thou have of me?" asked the Friar.
"Only this," quoth Robin; "that thou wilt let me blow thrice
upon my bugle horn."
The Friar bent his brows and looked shrewdly at Robin Hood.
"Now I do verily think that thou hast some cunning trick in
this," quoth he. "Ne'ertheless, I fear thee not, and will let
thee have thy wish, providing thou wilt also let me blow thrice
upon this little whistle."
"With all my heart," quoth Robin, "so, here goes for one." So
saying, he raised his silver horn to his lips and blew thrice
upon it, clear and high.
Meantime, the Friar stood watching keenly for what might come
to pass, holding in his fingers the while a pretty silver
whistle, such as knights use for calling their hawks back to
their wrists, which whistle always hung at his girdle along with
his rosary.
Scarcely had the echo of the last note of Robin's bugle come
winding back from across the river, when four tall men in
Lincoln green came running around the bend of the road, each
with a bow in his hand and an arrow ready nocked upon the
string.
"Ha! Is it thus, thou traitor knave!" cried the Friar. "Then,
marry, look to thyself!" So saying, he straightway clapped the
hawk's whistle to his lips and blew a blast that was both loud
and shrill. And now there came a crackling of the bushes that
lined the other side of the road, and presently forth from the
covert burst four great, shaggy hounds. "At 'em, Sweet Lips! At
'em, Bell Throat! At 'em, Beauty! At 'em, Fangs!" cried the
Friar, pointing at Robin.
And now it was well for that yeoman that a tree stood nigh
him beside the road, else had he had an ill chance of it. Ere
one could say "Gaffer Downthedale" the hounds were upon him, and
he had only time to drop his sword and leap lightly into the
tree, around which the hounds gathered, looking up at him as
though he were a cat on the eaves. But the Friar quickly called
off his dogs. "At 'em!" cried he, pointing down the road to
where the yeomen were standing stock still with wonder of what
they saw. As the hawk darts down upon its quarry, so sped the
four dogs at the yeomen; but when the four men saw the hounds so
coming, all with one accord, saving only Will Scarlet, drew each
man his goose feather to his ear and let fly his shaft.
And now the old ballad telleth of a wondrous thing that
happened, for thus it says, that each dog so shot at leaped
lightly aside, and as the arrow passed him whistling, caught it
in his mouth and bit it in twain. Now it would have been an ill
day for these four good fellows had not Will Scarlet stepped
before the others and met the hounds as they came rushing. "Why,
how now, Fangs!" cried he sternly. "Down, Beauty! Down, sirrah!
What means this?"
At the sound of his voice each dog shrank back quickly and
then straightway came to him and licked his hands and fawned
upon him, as is the wont of dogs that meet one they know. Then
the four yeomen came forward, the hounds leaping around Will
Scarlet joyously. "Why, how now!" cried the stout Friar, "what
means this? Art thou wizard to turn those wolves into lambs?
Ha!" cried he, when they had come still nearer, "can I trust
mine eyes? What means it that I see young Master William Gamwell
in such company?"
"Nay, Tuck," said the young man, as the four came forward to
where Robin was now clambering down from the tree in which he
had been roosting, he having seen that all danger was over for
the time; "nay, Tuck, my name is no longer Will Gamwell, but
Will Scarlet; and this is my good uncle, Robin Hood, with whom I
am abiding just now."
"Truly, good master," said the Friar, looking somewhat
abashed and reaching out his great palm to Robin, "I ha' oft
heard thy name both sung and spoken of, but I never thought to
meet thee in battle. I crave thy forgiveness, and do wonder not
that I found so stout a man against me."
"Truly, most holy father," said Little John, "I am more
thankful than e'er I was in all my life before that our good
friend Scarlet knew thee and thy dogs. I tell thee seriously
that I felt my heart crumble away from me when I saw my shaft so
miss its aim, and those great beasts of thine coming straight at
me."
"Thou mayst indeed be thankful, friend," said the Friar
gravely. "But, Master Will, how cometh it that thou dost now
abide in Sherwood?"
"Why, Tuck, dost thou not know of my ill happening with my
father's steward?" answered Scarlet.
"Yea, truly, yet I knew not that thou wert in hiding because
of it. Marry, the times are all awry when a gentleman must lie
hidden for so small a thing."
"But we are losing time," quoth Robin, "and I have yet to
find that same Curtal Friar."
"Why, uncle, thou hast not far to go," said Will Scarlet,
pointing to the Friar, "for there he stands beside thee."
"How?" quoth Robin, "art thou the man that I have been at
such pains to seek all day, and have got such a ducking for?"
"Why, truly," said the Friar demurely, "some do call me the
Curtal Friar of Fountain Dale; others again call me in jest the
Abbot of Fountain Abbey; others still again call me simple Friar
Tuck."
"I like the last name best," quoth Robin, "for it doth slip
more glibly off the tongue. But why didst thou not tell me thou
wert he I sought, instead of sending me searching for black
moonbeams?"
"Why, truly, thou didst not ask me, good master," quoth stout
Tuck; "but what didst thou desire of me?"
"Nay," quoth Robin, "the day groweth late, and we cannot
stand longer talking here. Come back with us to Sherwood, and I
will unfold all to thee as we travel along."
So, without tarrying longer, they all departed, with the
stout dogs at their heels, and wended their way back to Sherwood
again; but it was long past nightfall ere they reached the
greenwood tree.
Now listen, for next I will tell how Robin Hood compassed the
happiness of two young lovers, aided by the merry Friar Tuck of
Fountain Dale.

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XIII. Robin Hood Compasses a Marriage
And now had come the morning when fair Ellen was to be
married, and on which merry Robin had sworn that Allan a Dale
should, as it were, eat out of the platter that had been filled
for Sir Stephen of Trent. Up rose Robin Hood, blithe and gay, up
rose his merry men one and all, and up rose last of all stout
Friar Tuck, winking the smart of sleep from out his eyes. Then,
while the air seemed to brim over with the song of many birds,
all blended together and all joying in the misty morn, each man
raved face and hands in the leaping brook, and so the day began.
"Now," quoth Robin, when they had broken their fast, and each
man had eaten his fill, "it is time for us to set forth upon the
undertaking that we have in hand for today. I will choose me one
score of my good men to go with me, for I may need aid; and
thou, Will Scarlet, wilt abide here and be the chief while I am
gone." Then searching through all the band, each man of whom
crowded forward eager to be chosen, Robin called such as he
wished by name, until he had a score of stout fellows, the very
flower of his yeomanrie. Besides Little John and Will Stutely
were nigh all those famous lads of whom I have already told you.
Then, while those so chosen ran leaping, full of joy, to arm
themselves with bow and shaft and broadsword, Robin Hood stepped
aside into the covert, and there donned a gay, beribboned coat
such as might have been worn by some strolling minstrel, and
slung a harp across his shoulder, the better to carry out that
part.
All the band stared and many laughed, for never had they seen
their master in such a fantastic guise before.
"Truly," quoth Robin, holding up his arms and looking down at
himself, "I do think it be somewhat of a gay, gaudy, grasshopper
dress; but it is a pretty thing for all that, and doth not ill
befit the turn of my looks, albeit I wear it but for the nonce.
But stay, Little John, here are two bags that I would have thee
carry in thy pouch for the sake of safekeeping. I can ill care
for them myself beneath this motley."
"Why, master," quoth Little John, taking the bags and
weighing them in his hand, "here is the chink of gold."
"Well, what an there be," said Robin, "it is mine own coin
and the band is none the worse for what is there. Come, busk ye,
lads," and he turned quickly away. "Get ye ready straightway."
Then gathering the score together in a close rank, in the midst
of which were Allan a Dale and Friar Tuck, he led them forth
upon their way from the forest shades.
So they walked on for a long time till they had come out of
Sherwood and to the vale of Rotherstream. Here were different
sights from what one saw in the forest; hedgerows, broad fields
of barley corn, pasture lands rolling upward till they met the
sky and all dotted over with flocks of white sheep, hayfields
whence came the odor of new-mown hay that lay in smooth swathes
over which skimmed the swifts in rapid flight; such they saw,
and different was it, I wot, from the tangled depths of the
sweet woodlands, but full as fair. Thus Robin led his band,
walking blithely with chest thrown out and head thrown back,
snuffing the odors of the gentle breeze that came drifting from
over the hayfields.
"Truly," quoth he, "the dear world is as fair here as in the
woodland shades. Who calls it a vale of tears? Methinks it is
but the darkness in our minds that bringeth gloom to the world.
For what sayeth that merry song thou singest, Little John? Is it
not thus?
"For when my love's eyes do thine, do thine,
And when her lips smile so rare,
The day it is jocund and fine, so fine,
Though let it be wet or be fair
And when the stout ale is all flowing so fast,
Our sorrows and troubles are things of the past."
"Nay," said Friar Tuck piously, "ye do think of profane things
and of nought else; yet, truly, there be better safeguards
against care and woe than ale drinking and bright eyes, to wit,
fasting and meditation. Look upon me, have I the likeness of a
sorrowful man?"
At this a great shout of laughter went up from all around,
for the night before the stout Friar had emptied twice as many
canakins of ale as any one of all the merry men.
"Truly," quoth Robin, when he could speak for laughter, "I
should say that thy sorrows were about equal to thy goodliness."
So they stepped along, talking, singing, jesting, and
laughing, until they had come to a certain little church that
belonged to the great estates owned by the rich Priory of Emmet.
Here it was that fair Ellen was to be married on that morn, and
here was the spot toward which the yeomen had pointed their
toes. On the other side of the road from where the church stood
with waving fields of barley around, ran a stone wall along the
roadside. Over the wall from the highway was a fringe of young
trees and bushes, and here and there the wall itself was covered
by a mass of blossoming woodbine that filled all the warm air
far and near with its sweet summer odor. Then straightway the
yeomen leaped over the wall, alighting on the tall soft grass
upon the other side, frightening a flock of sheep that lay there
in the shade so that they scampered away in all directions. Here
was a sweet cool shadow both from the wall and from the fair
young trees and bushes, and here sat the yeomen down, and glad
enough they were to rest after their long tramp of the morning.
"Now," quoth Robin, "I would have one of you watch and tell
me when he sees anyone coming to the church, and the one I
choose shall be young David of Doncaster. So get thee upon the
wall, David, and hide beneath the woodbine so as to keep watch."
Accordingly young David did as he was bidden, the others
stretching themselves at length upon the grass, some talking
together and others sleeping. Then all was quiet save only for
the low voices of those that talked together, and for Allan's
restless footsteps pacing up and down, for his soul was so full
of disturbance that he could not stand still, and saving, also,
for the mellow snoring of Friar Tuck, who enjoyed his sleep with
a noise as of one sawing soft wood very slowly. Robin lay upon
his back and gazed aloft into the leaves of the trees, his
thought leagues away, and so a long time passed.
Then up spoke Robin, "Now tell us, young David of Doncaster,
what dost thou see?"
Then David answered, "I see the white clouds floating and I
feel the wind a-blowing and three black crows are flying over
the wold; but nought else do I see, good master."
So silence fell again and another time passed, broken only as
I have said, till Robin, growing impatient, spake again. "Now
tell me, young David, what dost thou see by this?"
And David answered, "I see the windmills swinging and three
tall poplar trees swaying against the sky, and a flock of
fieldfares are flying over the hill; but nought else do I see,
good master."
So another time passed, till at last Robin asked young David
once more what he saw; and David said, "I hear the cuckoo
singing, and I see how the wind makes waves in the barley field;
and now over the hill to the church cometh an old friar, and in
his hands he carries a great bunch of keys; and lo! Now he
cometh to the church door."
Then up rose Robin Hood and shook Friar Tuck by the shoulder.
"Come, rouse thee, holy man!" cried he; whereupon, with much
grunting, the stout Tuck got to his feet. "Marry, bestir
thyself," quoth Robin, "for yonder, in the church door, is one
of thy cloth. Go thou and talk to him, and so get thyself into
the church, that thou mayst be there when thou art wanted;
meantime, Little John, Will Stutely, and I will follow thee
anon."
So Friar Tuck clambered over the wall, crossed the road, and
came to the church, where the old friar was still laboring with
the great key, the lock being somewhat rusty and he somewhat old
and feeble.
"Hilloa, brother," quoth Tuck, "let me aid thee." So saying,
he took the key from the other's hand and quickly opened the
door with a turn of it.
"Who art thou, good brother?" asked the old friar, in a high,
wheezing voice. "Whence comest thou, and whither art thou
going?" And he winked and blinked at stout Friar Tuck like an
owl at the sun.
"Thus do I answer thy questions, brother," said the other.
"My name is Tuck, and I go no farther than this spot, if thou
wilt haply but let me stay while this same wedding is going
forward. I come from Fountain Dale and, in truth, am a certain
poor hermit, as one may say, for I live in a cell beside the
fountain blessed by that holy Saint Ethelrada. But, if I
understand aught, there is to be a gay wedding here today; so,
if thou mindest not, I would fain rest me in the cool shade
within, for I would like to see this fine sight."
"Truly, thou art welcome, brother," said the old man, leading
the way within. Meantime, Robin Hood, in his guise of harper,
together with Little John and Will Stutely, had come to the
church. Robin sat him down on a bench beside the door, but
Little John, carrying the two bags of gold, went within, as did
Will Stutely.
So Robin sat by the door, looking up the road and down the
road to see who might come, till, after a time, he saw six
horsemen come riding sedately and slowly, as became them, for
they were churchmen in high orders. Then, when they had come
nearer, Robin saw who they were, and knew them. The first was
the Bishop of Hereford, and a fine figure he cut, I wot. His
vestments were of the richest silk, and around his neck was a
fair chain of beaten gold. The cap that hid his tonsure was of
black velvet, and around the edges of it were rows of jewels
that flashed in the sunlight, each stone being set in gold. His
hose were of flame-colored silk, and his shoes of black velvet,
the long, pointed toes being turned up and fastened to his
knees, and on either instep was embroidered a cross in gold
thread. Beside the Bishop rode the Prior of Emmet upon a mincing
palfrey. Rich were his clothes also, but not so gay as the stout
Bishop's. Behind these were two of the higher brethren of Emmet,
and behind these again two retainers belonging to the Bishop;
for the Lord Bishop of Hereford strove to be as like the great
barons as was in the power of one in holy orders.
When Robin saw this train drawing near, with flash of jewels
and silk and jingle of silver bells on the trappings of the
nags, he looked sourly upon them. Quoth he to himself, "Yon
Bishop is overgaudy for a holy man. I do wonder whether his
patron, who, methinks, was Saint Thomas, was given to wearing
golden chains about his neck, silk clothing upon his body, and
pointed shoes upon his feet; the money for all of which, God
wot, hath been wrung from the sweat of poor tenants. Bishop,
Bishop, thy pride may have a fall ere thou wottest of it."
So the holy men came to the church; the Bishop and the Prior
jesting and laughing between themselves about certain fair
dames, their words more befitting the lips of laymen, methinks,
than holy clerks. Then they dismounted, and the Bishop, looking
around, presently caught sight of Robin standing in the doorway.
"Hilloa, good fellow," quoth he in a jovial voice, "who art thou
that struttest in such gay feathers?"
"A harper am I from the north country," quoth Robin, "and I
can touch the strings, I wot, as never another man in all merry
England can do. Truly, good Lord Bishop, many a knight and
burgher, clerk and layman, have danced to my music, willy-nilly,
and most times greatly against their will; such is the magic of
my harping. Now this day, my Lord Bishop, if I may play at this
wedding, I do promise that I will cause the fair bride to love
the man she marries with a love that shall last as long as that
twain shall live together."
"Ha! is it so?" cried the Bishop. "Meanest thou this in
sooth?" And he looked keenly at Robin, who gazed boldly back
again into his eyes. "Now, if thou wilt cause this maiden (who
hath verily bewitched my poor cousin Stephen) thus to love the
man she is to marry, as thou sayst thou canst, I will give thee
whatsoever thou wilt ask me in due measure. Let me have a taste
of thy skill, fellow."
"Nay," quoth Robin, "my music cometh not without I choose,
even at a lord bishop's bidding. In sooth, I will not play until
the bride and bridegroom come."
"Now, thou art a saucy varlet to speak so to my crest," quoth
the Bishop, frowning on Robin. "Yet, I must needs bear with
thee. Look, Prior, hither cometh our cousin Sir Stephen, and his
ladylove."
And now, around the bend of the highroad, came others, riding
upon horses. The first of all was a tall, thin man, of knightly
bearing, dressed all in black silk, with a black velvet cap upon
his head, turned up with scarlet. Robin looked, and had no doubt
that this was Sir Stephen, both because of his knightly carriage
and of his gray hairs. Beside him rode a stout Saxon franklin,
Ellen's father, Edward of Deirwold; behind those two came a
litter borne by two horses, and therein was a maiden whom Robin
knew must be Ellen. Behind this litter rode six men-at-arms, the
sunlight flashing on their steel caps as they came jingling up
the dusty road.
So these also came to the church, and there Sir Stephen
leaped from his horse and, coming to the litter, handed fair
Ellen out therefrom. Then Robin Hood looked at her, and could
wonder no longer how it came about that so proud a knight as Sir
Stephen of Trent wished to marry a common franklin's daughter;
nor did he wonder that no ado was made about the matter, for she
was the fairest maiden that ever he had beheld. Now, however,
she was all pale and drooping, like a fair white lily snapped at
the stem; and so, with bent head and sorrowful look, she went
within the church, Sir Stephen leading her by the hand.
"Why dost thou not play, fellow?" quoth the Bishop, looking
sternly at Robin.
"Marry," said Robin calmly, "I will play in greater wise than
Your Lordship thinks, but not till the right time hath come."
Said the Bishop to himself, while he looked grimly at Robin,
"When this wedding is gone by I will have this fellow well
whipped for his saucy tongue and bold speech."
And now fair Ellen and Sir Stephen stood before the altar,
and the Bishop himself came in his robes and opened his book,
whereat fair Ellen looked up and about her in bitter despair,
like the fawn that finds the hounds on her haunch. Then, in all
his fluttering tags and ribbons of red and yellow, Robin Hood
strode forward. Three steps he took from the pillar whereby he
leaned, and stood between the bride and bridegroom.
"Let me look upon this lass," he said in a loud voice. "Why,
how now! What have we here? Here be lilies in the cheeks, and
not roses such as befit a bonny bride. This is no fit wedding.
Thou, Sir Knight, so old, and she so young, and thou thinkest to
make her thy wife? I tell thee it may not be, for thou art not
her own true love."
At this all stood amazed, and knew not where to look nor what
to think or say, for they were all bewildered with the
happening; so, while everyone looked at Robin as though they had
been changed to stone, he clapped his bugle horn to his lips and
blew three blasts so loud and clear, they echoed from floor to
rafter as though they were sounded by the trump of doom. Then
straightway Little John and Will Stutely came leaping and stood
upon either side of Robin Hood, and quickly drew their
broadswords, the while a mighty voice rolled over the heads of
all, "Here be I, good master, when thou wantest me"; for it was
Friar Tuck that so called from the organ loft.
And now all was hubbub and noise. Stout Edward strode forward
raging, and would have seized his daughter to drag her away, but
Little John stepped between and thrust him back. "Stand back,
old man," said he, "thou art a hobbled horse this day."
"Down with the villains!" cried Sir Stephen, and felt for his
sword, but it hung not beside him on his wedding day.
Then the men-at-arms drew their swords, and it seemed like
that blood would wet the stones; but suddenly came a bustle at
the door and loud voices, steel flashed in the light, and the
crash of blows sounded. The men-at-arms fell back, and up the
aisle came leaping eighteen stout yeomen all clad in Lincoln
green, with Allan a Dale at their head. In his hand he bore
Robin Hood's good stout trusty bow of yew, and this he gave to
him, kneeling the while upon one knee.
Then up spake Edward of Deirwold in a deep voice of anger,
"Is it thou, Allan a Dale, that hath bred all this coil in a
church?"
"Nay," quoth merry Robin, "that have I done, and I care not
who knoweth it, for my name is Robin Hood."
At this name a sudden silence fell. The Prior of Emmet and
those that belonged to him gathered together like a flock of
frightened sheep when the scent of the wolf is nigh, while the
Bishop of Hereford, laying aside his book, crossed himself
devoutly. "Now Heaven keep us this day," said he, "from that
evil man!"
"Nay," quoth Robin, "I mean you no harm; but here is fair
Ellen's betrothed husband, and she shall marry him or pain will
be bred to some of you."
Then up spake stout Edward in a loud and angry voice, "Now I
say nay! I am her father, and she shall marry Sir Stephen and
none other."
Now all this time, while everything was in turmoil about him,
Sir Stephen had been standing in proud and scornful silence.
"Nay, fellow," said he coldly, "thou mayst take thy daughter
back again; I would not marry her after this day's doings could
I gain all merry England thereby. I tell thee plainly, I loved
thy daughter, old as I am, and would have taken her up like a
jewel from the sty, yet, truly, I knew not that she did love
this fellow, and was beloved by him. Maiden, if thou dost rather
choose a beggarly minstrel than a high-born knight, take thy
choice. I do feel it shame that I should thus stand talking amid
this herd, and so I will leave you." Thus saying, he turned and,
gathering his men about him, walked proudly down the aisle. Then
all the yeomen were silenced by the scorn of his words. Only
Friar Tuck leaned over the edge of the choir loft and called out
to him ere he had gone, "Good den, Sir Knight. Thou wottest old
bones must alway make room for young blood." Sir Stephen neither
answered nor looked up, but passed out from the church as though
he had heard nought, his men following him.
Then the Bishop of Hereford spoke hastily, "I, too, have no
business here, and so will depart." And he made as though he
would go. But Robin Hood laid hold of his clothes and held him.
"Stay, my Lord Bishop," said he, "I have yet somewhat to say to
thee." The Bishop's face fell, but he stayed as Robin bade him,
for he saw he could not go.
Then Robin Hood turned to stout Edward of Deirwold, and said
he, "Give thy blessing on thy daughter's marriage to this
yeoman, and all will be well. Little John, give me the bags of
gold. Look, farmer. Here are two hundred bright golden angels;
give thy blessing, as I say, and I will count them out to thee
as thy daughter's dower. Give not thy blessing, and she shall be
married all the same, but not so much as a cracked farthing
shall cross thy palm. Choose."
Then Edward looked upon the ground with bent brows, turning
the matter over and over in his mind; but he was a shrewd man
and one, withal, that made the best use of a cracked pipkin; so
at last he looked up and said, but in no joyous tone, "If the
wench will go her own gait, let her go. I had thought to make a
lady of her; yet if she chooses to be what she is like to be, I
have nought to do with her henceforth. Ne'ertheless I will give
her my blessing when she is duly wedded."
"It may not be," spake up one of those of Emmet. "The banns
have not been duly published, neither is there any priest here
to marry them."
"How sayst thou?" roared Tuck from the choir loft. "No
priest? Marry, here stands as holy a man as thou art, any day of
the week, a clerk in orders, I would have thee know. As for the
question of banns, stumble not over that straw, brother, for I
will publish them." So saying, he called the banns; and, says
the old ballad, lest three times should not be enough, he
published them nine times o'er. Then straightway he came down
from the loft and forthwith performed the marriage service; and
so Allan and Ellen were duly wedded.
And now Robin counted out two hundred golden angels to Edward
of Deirwold, and he, upon his part, gave his blessing, yet not,
I wot, as though he meant it with overmuch good will. Then the
stout yeomen crowded around and grasped Allan's palm, and he,
holding Ellen's hand within his own, looked about him all dizzy
with his happiness.
Then at last jolly Robin turned to the Bishop of Hereford,
who had been looking on at all that passed with a grim look. "My
Lord Bishop," quoth he, "thou mayst bring to thy mind that thou
didst promise me that did I play in such wise as to cause this
fair lass to love her husband, thou wouldst give me whatsoever I
asked in reason. I have played my play, and she loveth her
husband, which she would not have done but for me; so now
fulfill thy promise. Thou hast upon thee that which, methinks,
thou wouldst be the better without; therefore, I prythee, give
me that golden chain that hangeth about thy neck as a wedding
present for this fair bride."
Then the Bishop's cheeks grew red with rage and his eyes
flashed. He looked at Robin with a fell look, but saw that in
the yeoman's face which bade him pause. Then slowly he took the
chain from about his neck and handed it to Robin, who flung it
over Ellen's head so that it hung glittering about her
shoulders. Then said merry Robin, "I thank thee, on the bride's
part, for thy handsome gift, and truly thou thyself art more
seemly without it. Now, shouldst thou ever come nigh to Sherwood
I much hope that I shall give thee there such a feast as thou
hast ne'er had in all thy life before."
"May Heaven forfend!" cried the Bishop earnestly; for he knew
right well what manner of feast it was that Robin Hood gave his
guests in Sherwood Forest.
But now Robin Hood gathered his men together, and, with Allan
and his young bride in their midst, they all turned their
footsteps toward the woodlands. On the way thither Friar Tuck
came close to Robin and plucked him by the sleeve. "Thou dost
lead a merry life, good master," quoth he, "but dost thou not
think that it would be for the welfare of all your souls to have
a good stout chaplain, such as I, to oversee holy matters?
Truly, I do love this life mightily." At this merry Robin Hood
laughed amain, and bade him stay and become one of their band if
he wished.
That night there was such a feast held in the greenwood as
Nottinghamshire never saw before. To that feast you and I were
not bidden, and pity it is that we were not; so, lest we should
both feel the matter the more keenly, I will say no more about
it.

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XIV. Robin Hood Aids a Sorrowful Knight
So passed the gentle springtime away in budding beauty; its
silver showers and sunshine, its green meadows and its flowers.
So, likewise, passed the summer with its yellow sunlight, its
quivering heat and deep, bosky foliage, its long twilights and
its mellow nights, through which the frogs croaked and fairy
folk were said to be out on the hillsides. All this had passed
and the time of fall had come, bringing with it its own
pleasures and joyousness; for now, when the harvest was gathered
home, merry bands of gleaners roamed the country about, singing
along the roads in the daytime, and sleeping beneath the
hedgerows and the hay-ricks at night. Now the hips burned red in
the tangled thickets and the hews waxed black in the hedgerows,
the stubble lay all crisp and naked to the sky, and the green
leaves were fast turning russet and brown. Also, at this merry
season, good things of the year are gathered in in great store.
Brown ale lies ripening in the cellar, hams and bacon hang in
the smoke-shed, and crabs are stowed away in the straw for
roasting in the wintertime, when the north wind piles the snow
in drifts around the gables and the fire crackles warm upon the
hearth.
So passed the seasons then, so they pass now, and so they
will pass in time to come, while we come and go like leaves of
the tree that fall and are soon forgotten.
Quoth Robin Hood, snuffing the air, "Here is a fair day,
Little John, and one that we can ill waste in idleness. Choose
such men as thou dost need, and go thou east while I will wend
to the west, and see that each of us bringeth back some goodly
guest to dine this day beneath the greenwood tree."
"Marry," cried Little John, clapping his palms together for
joy, "thy bidding fitteth my liking like heft to blade. I'll
bring thee back a guest this day, or come not back mine own
self."
Then they each chose such of the band as they wished, and so
went forth by different paths from the forest.
Now, you and I cannot go two ways at the same time while we
join in these merry doings; so we will e'en let Little John
follow his own path while we tuck up our skirts and trudge after
Robin Hood. And here is good company, too; Robin Hood, Will
Scarlet, Allan a Dale, Will Scathelock, Midge, the Miller's son,
and others. A score or more of stout fellows had abided in the
forest, with Friar Tuck, to make ready for the homecoming, but
all the rest were gone either with Robin Hood or Little John.
They traveled onward, Robin following his fancy and the
others following Robin. Now they wended their way through an
open dale with cottage and farm lying therein, and now again
they entered woodlands once more. Passing by fair Mansfield
Town, with its towers and battlements and spires all smiling in
the sun, they came at last out of the forest lands. Onward they
journeyed, through highway and byway, through villages where
goodwives and merry lasses peeped through the casements at the
fine show of young men, until at last they came over beyond
Alverton in Derbyshire. By this time high noontide had come, yet
they had met no guest such as was worth their while to take back
to Sherwood; so, coming at last to a certain spot where a shrine
stood at the crossing of two roads, Robin called upon them to
stop, for here on either side was shelter of high hedgerows,
behind which was good hiding, whence they could watch the roads
at their ease, while they ate their midday meal. Quoth merry
Robin, "Here, methinks, is good lodging, where peaceful folk,
such as we be, can eat in quietness; therefore we will rest
here, and see what may, perchance, fall into our luck-pot." So
they crossed a stile and came behind a hedgerow where the mellow
sunlight was bright and warm, and where the grass was soft, and
there sat them down. Then each man drew from the pouch that hung
beside him that which he had brought to eat, for a merry walk
such as this had been sharpens the appetite till it is as keen
as a March wind. So no more words were spoken, but each man
saved his teeth for better use-- munching at brown crust and
cold meat right lustily.
In front of them, one of the highroads crawled up the steep
hill and then dipped suddenly over its crest, sharp-cut with
hedgerow and shaggy grass against the sky. Over the top of the
windy hill peeped the eaves of a few houses of the village that
fell back into the valley behind; there, also, showed the top of
a windmill, the sails slowly rising and dipping from behind the
hill against the clear blue sky, as the light wind moved them
with creaking and labored swing.
So the yeomen lay behind the hedge and finished their midday
meal; but still the time slipped along and no one came. At last,
a man came slowly riding over the hill and down the stony road
toward the spot where Robin and his band lay hidden. He was a
good stout knight, but sorrowful of face and downcast of mien.
His clothes were plain and rich, but no chain of gold, such as
folk of his stand in life wore at most times, hung around his
neck, and no jewel was about him; yet no one could mistake him
for aught but one of proud and noble blood. His head was bowed
upon his breast and his hands drooped limp on either side; and
so he came slowly riding, as though sunk in sad thoughts, while
even his good horse, the reins loose upon his neck, walked with
hanging head, as though he shared his master's grief.
Quoth Robin Hood, "Yon is verily a sorry-looking gallant, and
doth seem to have donned ill-content with his jerkin this
morning; nevertheless, I will out and talk with him, for there
may be some pickings here for a hungry daw. Methinks his dress
is rich, though he himself is so downcast. Bide ye here till I
look into this matter." So saying, he arose and left them,
crossed the road to the shrine, and there stood, waiting for the
sorrowful knight to come near him. So, presently, when the
knight came riding slowly along, jolly Robin stepped forward and
laid his hand upon the bridle rein. "Hold, Sir Knight," quoth
he. "I prythee tarry for a short time, for I have a few words to
say to thee."
"What art thou, friend, who dost stop a traveler in this
manner upon his most gracious Majesty's highway?" said the
Knight.
"Marry," quoth Robin, "that is a question hard to answer. One
man calleth me kind, another calleth me cruel; this one calleth
me good honest fellow, and that one, vile thief. Truly, the
world hath as many eyes to look upon a man withal as there are
spots on a toad; so, with what pair of eyes thou regardest me
lieth entirely with thine own self. My name is Robin Hood."
"Truly, good Robin," said the Knight, a smile twitching at
the corners of his mouth, "thou hast a quaint conceit. As for
the pair of eyes with which I regard thee, I would say that they
are as favorable as may be, for I hear much good of thee and
little ill. What is thy will of me?"
"Now, I make my vow, Sir Knight," quoth Robin, "thou hast
surely learned thy wisdom of good Gaffer Swanthold, for he
sayeth, `Fair words are as easy spoke as foul, and bring good
will in the stead of blows.' Now I will show thee the truth of
this saying; for, if thou wilt go with me this day to Sherwood
Forest, I will give thee as merry a feast as ever thou hadst in
all thy life."
"Thou art indeed kind," said the Knight, "but methinks thou
wilt find me but an ill-seeming and sorrowful guest. Thou hadst
best let me pass on my way in peace."
"Nay," quoth Robin, "thou mightst go thine own way but for
one thing, and that I will tell thee. We keep an inn, as it
were, in the very depths of Sherwood, but so far from highroads
and beaten paths that guests do not often come nigh us; so I and
my friends set off merrily and seek them when we grow dull of
ourselves. Thus the matter stands, Sir Knight; yet I will
furthermore tell thee that we count upon our guests paying a
reckoning."
"I take thy meaning, friend," said the Knight gravely, "but I
am not thy man, for I have no money by me."
"Is it sooth?" said Robin, looking at the Knight keenly. "I
can scarce choose but believe thee; yet, Sir Knight, there be
those of thy order whose word is not to be trusted as much as
they would have others believe. Thou wilt think no ill if I look
for myself in this matter." Then, still holding the horse by the
bridle rein, he put his fingers to his lips and blew a shrill
whistle, whereupon fourscore yeomen came leaping over the stile
and ran to where the Knight and Robin stood. "These," said
Robin, looking upon them proudly, "are some of my merry men.
They share and share alike with me all joys and troubles, gains
and losses. Sir Knight, I prythee tell me what money thou hast
about thee."
For a time the Knight said not a word, but a slow red arose
into his cheeks; at last he looked Robin in the face and said,
"I know not why I should be ashamed, for it should be no shame
to me; but, friend, I tell thee the truth, when I say that in my
purse are ten shillings, and that that is every groat that Sir
Richard of the Lea hath in all the wide world."
When Sir Richard ended a silence fell, until at last Robin
said, "And dost thou pledge me thy knightly word that this is
all thou hast with thee?"
"Yea," answered Sir Richard, "I do pledge thee my most solemn
word, as a true knight, that it is all the money I have in the
world. Nay, here is my purse, ye may find for yourselves the
truth of what I say." And he held his purse out to Robin.
"Put up thy purse, Sir Richard," quoth Robin. "Far be it from
me to doubt the word of so gentle a knight. The proud I strive
to bring low, but those that walk in sorrow I would aid if I
could. Come, Sir Richard, cheer up thy heart and go with us into
the greenwood. Even I may perchance aid thee, for thou surely
knowest how the good Athelstane was saved by the little blind
mole that digged a trench over which he that sought the king's
life stumbled."
"Truly, friend," said Sir Richard, "methinks thou meanest
kindness in thine own way; nevertheless my troubles are such
that it is not likely that thou canst cure them. But I will go
with thee this day into Sherwood." Hereupon he turned his
horse's head, and they all wended their way to the woodlands,
Robin walking on one side of the Knight and Will Scarlet on the
other, while the rest of the band trudged behind.
After they had traveled thus for a time Robin Hood spake.
"Sir Knight," said he, "I would not trouble thee with idle
questions; but dost thou find it in thy heart to tell me thy
sorrows?"
"Truly, Robin," quoth the Knight, "I see no reason why I
should not do so. Thus it is: My castle and my lands are in pawn
for a debt that I owe. Three days hence the money must be paid
or else all mine estate is lost forever, for then it falls into
the hands of the Priory of Emmet, and what they swallow they
never give forth again."
Quoth Robin, "I understand not why those of thy kind live in
such a manner that all their wealth passeth from them like snow
beneath the springtide sun."
"Thou wrongest me, Robin," said the Knight, "for listen: I
have a son but twenty winters old, nevertheless he has won his
spurs as knight. Last year, on a certain evil day, the jousts
were held at Chester, and thither my son went, as did I and my
lady wife. I wot it was a proud time for us, for he unhorsed
each knight that he tilted against. At last he ran a course with
a certain great knight, Sir Walter of Lancaster, yet, though my
son was so youthful, he kept his seat, albeit both spears were
shivered to the heft; but it happened that a splinter of my
boy's lance ran through the visor of Sir Walter's helmet and
pierced through his eye into his brain, so that he died ere his
esquire could unlace his helm. Now, Robin, Sir Walter had great
friends at court, therefore his kinsmen stirred up things
against my son so that, to save him from prison, I had to pay a
ransom of six hundred pounds in gold. All might have gone well
even yet, only that, by ins and outs and crookedness of laws, I
was shorn like a sheep that is clipped to the quick. So it came
that I had to pawn my lands to the Priory of Emmet for more
money, and a hard bargain they drove with me in my hour of need.
Yet I would have thee understand I grieve so for my lands only
because of my dear lady wife."
"But where is thy son now?" asked Robin, who had listened
closely to all the Knight had said.
"In Palestine," said Sir Richard, "battling like a brave
Christian soldier for the cross and the holy sepulcher. Truly,
England was an ill place for him because of Sir Walter's death
and the hate of the Lancastrian's kinsmen."
"Truly," said Robin, much moved, "thine is a hard lot. But
tell me, what is owing to Emmet for thine estates?"
"Only four hundred pounds," said Sir Richard.
At this, Robin smote his thigh in anger. "O the
bloodsuckers!" cried he. "A noble estate to be forfeit for four
hundred pounds! But what will befall thee if thou dost lose thy
lands, Sir Richard?"
"It is not mine own lot that doth trouble me in that case,"
said the Knight, "but my dear lady's; for should I lose my land
she will have to betake herself to some kinsman and there abide
in charity, which, methinks, would break her proud heart. As for
me, I will over the salt sea, and so to Palestine to join my son
in fight for the holy sepulcher."
Then up spake Will Scarlet. "But hast thou no friend that
will help thee in thy dire need?"
"Never a man," said Sir Richard. "While I was rich enow at
home, and had friends, they blew great boasts of how they loved
me. But when the oak falls in the forest the swine run from
beneath it lest they should be smitten down also. So my friends
have left me; for not only am I poor but I have great enemies."
Then Robin said, "Thou sayst thou hast no friends, Sir
Richard. I make no boast, but many have found Robin Hood a
friend in their troubles. Cheer up, Sir Knight, I may help thee
yet."
The Knight shook his head with a faint smile, but for all
that, Robin's words made him more blithe of heart, for in truth
hope, be it never so faint, bringeth a gleam into darkness, like
a little rushlight that costeth but a groat.
The day was well-nigh gone when they came near to the
greenwood tree. Even at a distance they saw by the number of men
that Little John had come back with some guest, but when they
came near enough, whom should they find but the Lord Bishop of
Hereford! The good Bishop was in a fine stew, I wot. Up and down
he walked beneath the tree like a fox caught in a hencoop.
Behind him were three Black Friars standing close together in a
frightened group, like three black sheep in a tempest. Hitched
to the branches of the trees close at hand were six horses, one
of them a barb with gay trappings upon which the Bishop was wont
to ride, and the others laden with packs of divers shapes and
kinds, one of which made Robin's eyes glisten, for it was a box
not overlarge, but heavily bound with bands and ribs of iron.
When the Bishop saw Robin and those with him come into the
open he made as though he would have run toward the yeoman, but
the fellow that guarded the Bishop and the three friars thrust
his quarterstaff in front, so that his lordship was fain to
stand back, though with frowning brow and angry speech.
"Stay, my Lord Bishop," cried jolly Robin in a loud voice,
when he saw what had passed, "I will come to thee with all
speed, for I would rather see thee than any man in merry
England." So saying, he quickened his steps and soon came to
where the Bishop stood fuming.
"How now," quoth the Bishop in a loud and angry voice, when
Robin had so come to him, "is this the way that thou and thy
band treat one so high in the church as I am? I and these
brethren were passing peacefully along the highroad with our
pack horses, and a half score of men to guard them, when up
comes a great strapping fellow full seven feet high, with
fourscore or more men back of him, and calls upon me to
stop--me, the Lord Bishop of Hereford, mark thou! Whereupon my
armed guards--beshrew them for cowards!--straight ran away. But
look ye; not only did this fellow stop me, but he threatened me,
saying that Robin Hood would strip me as bare as a winter hedge.
Then, besides all this, he called me such vile names as `fat
priest,' `man-eating bishop,' `money-gorging usurer,' and what
not, as though I were no more than a strolling beggar or
tinker."
At this, the Bishop glared like an angry cat, while even Sir
Richard laughed; only Robin kept a grave face. "Alas! my lord,"
said he, "that thou hast been so ill-treated by my band! I tell
thee truly that we greatly reverence thy cloth. Little John,
stand forth straightway."
At these words Little John came forward, twisting his face
into a whimsical look, as though he would say, "Ha' mercy upon
me, good master." Then Robin turned to the Bishop of Hereford
and said, "Was this the man who spake so boldly to Your
Lordship?"
"Ay, truly it was the same," said the Bishop, "a naughty
fellow, I wot.
"And didst thou, Little John," said Robin in a sad voice,
"call his lordship a fat priest?"
"Ay," said Little John sorrowfully.
"And a man-eating bishop?"
"Ay," said Little John, more sorrowfully than before.
"And a money-gorging usurer?"
"Ay," said Little John in so sorrowful a voice that it might
have drawn tears from the Dragon of Wentley.
"Alas, that these things should be!" said jolly Robin,
turning to the Bishop, "for I have ever found Little John a
truthful man."
At this, a roar of laughter went up, whereat the blood rushed
into the Bishop's face till it was cherry red from crown to
chin; but he said nothing and only swallowed his words, though
they well-nigh choked him.
"Nay, my Lord Bishop," said Robin, "we are rough fellows, but
I trust not such ill men as thou thinkest, after all. There is
not a man here that would harm a hair of thy reverence's head. I
know thou art galled by our jesting, but we are all equal here
in the greenwood, for there are no bishops nor barons nor earls
among us, but only men, so thou must share our life with us
while thou dost abide here. Come, busk ye, my merry men, and get
the feast ready. Meantime, we will show our guests our woodland
sports."
So, while some went to kindle the fires for roasting meats,
others ran leaping to get their cudgels and longbows. Then Robin
brought forward Sir Richard of the Lea. "My Lord Bishop," said
he, "here is another guest that we have with us this day. I wish
that thou mightest know him better, for I and all my men will
strive to honor you both at this merrymaking."
"Sir Richard," said the Bishop in a reproachful tone,
"methinks thou and I are companions and fellow sufferers in this
den of--" He was about to say "thieves," but he stopped suddenly
and looked askance at Robin Hood.
"Speak out, Bishop," quoth Robin, laughing. "We of Sherwood
check not an easy flow of words. `Den of thieves' thou west
about to say."
Quoth the Bishop, "Mayhap that was what I meant to say, Sir
Richard; but this I will say, that I saw thee just now laugh at
the scurrilous jests of these fellows. It would have been more
becoming of thee, methinks, to have checked them with frowns
instead of spurring them on by laughter."
"I meant no harm to thee," said Sir Richard, "but a merry
jest is a merry jest, and I may truly say I would have laughed
at it had it been against mine own self."
But now Robin Hood called upon certain ones of his band who
spread soft moss upon the ground and laid deerskins thereon.
Then Robin bade his guests be seated, and so they all three sat
down, some of the chief men, such as Little John, Will Scarlet,
Allan a Dale, and others, stretching themselves upon the ground
near by. Then a garland was set up at the far end of the glade,
and thereat the bowmen shot, and such shooting was done that day
as it would have made one's heart leap to see. And all the while
Robin talked so quaintly to the Bishop and the Knight that, the
one forgetting his vexation and the other his troubles, they
both laughed aloud again and again.
Then Allan a Dale came forth and tuned his harp, and all was
hushed around, and he sang in his wondrous voice songs of love,
of war, of glory, and of sadness, and all listened without a
movement or a sound. So Allan sang till the great round silver
moon gleamed with its clear white light amid the upper tangle of
the mazy branches of the trees. At last two fellows came to say
that the feast was ready spread, so Robin, leading his guests
with either hand, brought them to where great smoking dishes
that sent savory smells far and near stood along the white linen
cloth spread on the grass. All around was a glare of torches
that lit everything up with a red light. Then, straightway
sitting down, all fell to with noise and hubbub, the rattling of
platters blending with the sound of loud talking and laughter. A
long time the feast lasted, but at last all was over, and the
bright wine and humming ale passed briskly. Then Robin Hood
called aloud for silence, and all was hushed till he spoke.
"I have a story to tell you all, so listen to what I have to
say," quoth he; whereupon, without more ado, he told them all
about Sir Richard, and how his lands were in pawn. But, as he
went on, the Bishop's face, that had erst been smiling and ruddy
with merriment, waxed serious, and he put aside the horn of wine
he held in his hand, for he knew the story of Sir Richard, and
his heart sank within him with grim forebodings. Then, when
Robin Hood had done, he turned to the Bishop of Hereford. "Now,
my Lord Bishop," said he, "dost thou not think this is ill done
of anyone, much more of a churchman, who should live in
humbleness and charity?"
To this the Bishop answered not a word but looked upon the
ground with moody eyes.
Quoth Robin, "Now, thou art the richest bishop in all
England; canst thou not help this needy brother?" But still the
Bishop answered not a word.
Then Robin turned to Little John, and quoth he, "Go thou and
Will Stutely and bring forth those five pack horses yonder."
Whereupon the two yeomen did as they were bidden, those about
the cloth making room on the green, where the light was
brightest, for the five horses which Little John and Will
Stutely presently led forward.
"Who hath the score of the goods?" asked Robin Hood, looking
at the Black Friars.
Then up spake the smallest of all, in a trembling voice-- an
old man he was, with a gentle, wrinkled face. "That have I; but,
I pray thee, harm me not."
"Nay," quoth Robin, "I have never harmed harmless man yet;
but give it to me, good father." So the old man did as he was
bidden, and handed Robin the tablet on which was marked down the
account of the various packages upon the horses. This Robin
handed to Will Scarlet, bidding him to read the same. So Will
Scarlet, lifting his voice that all might hear, began:
"Three bales of silk to Quentin, the mercer at Ancaster."
"That we touch not," quoth Robin, "for this Quentin is an
honest fellow, who hath risen by his own thrift." So the bales
of silk were laid aside unopened.
" One bale of silk velvet for the Abbey of Beaumont."
"What do these priests want of silk velvet?" quoth Robin.
"Nevertheless, though they need it not, I will not take all from
them. Measure it off into three lots, one to be sold for
charity, one for us, and one for the abbey." So this, too, was
done as Robin Hood bade.
"Twoscore of great wax candles for the Chapel of Saint
Thomas."
"That belongeth fairly to the chapel," quoth Robin, "so lay
it to one side. Far be it from us to take from the blessed Saint
Thomas that which belongeth to him." So this, also, was done
according to Robin's bidding, and the candles were laid to one
side, along with honest Quentin's unopened bales of silk. So the
list was gone through with, and the goods adjudged according to
what Robin thought most fit. Some things were laid aside
untouched, and many were opened and divided into three equal
parts, for charity, for themselves, and for the owners. And now
all the ground in the torchlight was covered over with silks and
velvets and cloths of gold and cases of rich wines, and so they
came to the last line upon the tablet--" A box belonging to the
Lord Bishop of Hereford."
At these words the Bishop shook as with a chill, and the box
was set upon the ground.
"My Lord Bishop, hast thou the key of this box?" asked Robin.
The Bishop shook his head.
"Go, Will Scarlet," said Robin, "thou art the strongest man
here-- bring a sword straightway, and cut this box open, if thou
canst." Then up rose Will Scarlet and left them, coming back in
a short time, bearing a great two-handed sword. Thrice he smote
that strong, ironbound box, and at the third blow it burst open
and a great heap of gold came rolling forth, gleaming red in the
light of the torches. At this sight a murmur went all around
among the band, like the sound of the wind in distant trees; but
no man came forward nor touched the money.
Quoth Robin, "Thou, Will Scarlet, thou, Allan a Dale, and
thou, Little John, count it over."
A long time it took to count all the money, and when it had
been duly scored up, Will Scarlet called out that there were
fifteen hundred golden pounds in all. But in among the gold they
found a paper, and this Will Scarlet read in a loud voice, and
all heard that this money was the rental and fines and forfeits
from certain estates belonging to the Bishopric of Hereford.
"My Lord Bishop," said Robin Hood, "I will not strip thee, as
Little John said, like a winter hedge, for thou shalt take back
one third of thy money. One third of it thou canst well spare to
us for thy entertainment and that of thy train, for thou art
very rich; one third of it thou canst better spare for charity,
for, Bishop, I hear that thou art a hard master to those beneath
thee and a close hoarder of gains that thou couldst better and
with more credit to thyself give to charity than spend upon thy
own likings."
At this the Bishop looked up, but he could say never a word;
yet he was thankful to keep some of his wealth.
Then Robin turned to Sir Richard of the Lea, and quoth he,
"Now, Sir Richard, the church seemed like to despoil thee,
therefore some of the overplus of church gains may well be used
in aiding thee. Thou shalt take that five hundred pounds laid
aside for people more in need than the Bishop is, and shalt pay
thy debts to Emmet therewith."
Sir Richard looked at Robin until something arose in his eyes
that made all the lights and the faces blur together. At last he
said, "I thank thee, friend, from my heart, for what thou doest
for me; yet, think not ill if I cannot take thy gift freely. But
this I will do: I will take the money and pay my debts, and in a
year and a day hence will return it safe either to thee or to
the Lord Bishop of Hereford. For this I pledge my most solemn
knightly word. I feel free to borrow, for I know no man that
should be more bound to aid me than one so high in that church
that hath driven such a hard bargain." "Truly, Sir Knight,"
quoth Robin, "I do not understand those fine scruples that weigh
with those of thy kind; but, nevertheless, it shall all be as
thou dost wish. But thou hadst best bring the money to me at the
end of the year, for mayhap I may make better use of it than the
Bishop." Thereupon, turning to those near him, he gave his
orders, and five hundred pounds were counted out and tied up in
a leathern bag for Sir Richard. The rest of the treasure was
divided, and part taken to the treasurehouse of the band, and
part put by with the other things for the Bishop.
Then Sir Richard arose. "I cannot stay later, good friends,"
said he, "for my lady will wax anxious if I come not home; so I
crave leave to depart."
Then Robin Hood and all his merry men arose, and Robin said,
"We cannot let thee go hence unattended, Sir Richard."
Then up spake Little John, "Good master, let me choose a
score of stout fellows from the band, and let us arm ourselves
in a seemly manner and so serve as retainers to Sir Richard till
he can get others in our stead."
"Thou hast spoken well, Little John, and it shall be done,"
said Robin.
Then up spake Will Scarlet, "Let us give him a golden chain
to hang about his neck, such as befits one of his blood, and
also golden spurs to wear at his heels."
Then Robin Hood said, "Thou hast spoken well, Will Scarlet,
and it shall be done."
Then up spake Will Stutely, "Let us give him yon bale of rich
velvet and yon roll of cloth of gold to take home to his noble
lady wife as a present from Robin Hood and his merry men all."
At this all clapped their hands for joy, and Robin said:
"Thou hast well spoken, Will Stutely, and it shall be done."
Then Sir Richard of the Lea looked all around and strove to
speak, but could scarcely do so for the feelings that choked
him; at last he said in a husky, trembling voice, "Ye shall all
see, good friends, that Sir Richard o' the Lea will ever
remember your kindness this day. And if ye be at any time in
dire need or trouble, come to me and my lady, and the walls of
Castle Lea shall be battered down ere harm shall befall you.
I--" He could say nothing further, but turned hastily away.
But now Little John and nineteen stout fellows whom he had
chosen for his band, came forth all ready for the journey. Each
man wore upon his breast a coat of linked mail, and on his head
a cap of steel, and at his side a good stout sword. A gallant
show they made as they stood all in a row. Then Robin came and
threw a chain of gold about Sir Richard's neck, and Will Scarlet
knelt and buckled the golden spurs upon his heel; and now Little
John led forward Sir Richard's horse, and the Knight mounted. He
looked down at Robin for a little time, then of a sudden stooped
and kissed his cheek. All the forest glades rang with the shout
that went up as the Knight and the yeomen marched off through
the woodland with glare of torches and gleam of steel, and so
were gone.
Then up spake the Bishop of Hereford in a mournful voice, "I,
too, must be jogging, good fellow, for the night waxes late."
But Robin laid his hand upon the Bishop's arm and stayed him.
"Be not so hasty, Lord Bishop," said he. "Three days hence Sir
Richard must pay his debts to Emmet; until that time thou must
be content to abide with me lest thou breed trouble for the
Knight. I promise thee that thou shalt have great sport, for I
know that thou art fond of hunting the dun deer. Lay by thy
mantle of melancholy, and strive to lead a joyous yeoman life
for three stout days. I promise thee thou shalt be sorry to go
when the time has come."
So the Bishop and his train abided with Robin for three days,
and much sport his lordship had in that time, so that, as Robin
had said, when the time had come for him to go he was sorry to
leave the greenwood. At the end of three days Robin set him
free, and sent him forth from the forest with a guard of yeomen
to keep freebooters from taking what was left of the packs and
bundles.
But, as the Bishop rode away, he vowed within himself that he
would sometime make Robin rue the day that he stopped him in
Sherwood.
But now we shall follow Sir Richard; so listen, and you shall
hear what befell him, and how he paid his debts at Emmet Priory,
and likewise in due season to Robin Hood.

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XV. How Sir Richard of the Lea Paid His Debts
The long highway stretched straight on, gray and dusty in the
sun. On either side were dikes full of water bordered by osiers,
and far away in the distance stood the towers of Emmet Priory
with tall poplar trees around.
Along the causeway rode a knight with a score of stout
men-at-arms behind him. The Knight was clad in a plain, long
robe of gray serge, gathered in at the waist with a broad
leathern belt, from which hung a long dagger and a stout sword.
But though he was so plainly dressed himself, the horse he rode
was a noble barb, and its trappings were rich with silk and
silver bells.
So thus the band journeyed along the causeway between the
dikes, till at last they reached the great gate of Emmet Priory.
There the Knight called to one of his men and bade him knock at
the porter's lodge with the heft of his sword.
The porter was drowsing on his bench within the lodge, but at
the knock he roused himself and, opening the wicket, came
hobbling forth and greeted the Knight, while a tame starling
that hung in a wicker cage within piped out, "In coelo quies! In
coelo quies!" such being the words that the poor old lame porter
had taught him to speak.
"Where is thy prior?" asked the Knight of the old porter.
"He is at meat, good knight, and he looketh for thy coming,"
quoth the porter, "for, if I mistake not, thou art Sir Richard
of the Lea."
"I am Sir Richard of the Lea; then I will go seek him
forthwith," said the Knight.
"But shall I not send thy horse to stable?" said the porter.
"By Our Lady, it is the noblest nag, and the best harnessed,
that e'er I saw in all my life before." And he stroked the
horse's flank with his palm.
"Nay," quoth Sir Richard, "the stables of this place are not
for me, so make way, I prythee." So saying, he pushed forward,
and, the gates being opened, he entered the stony courtyard of
the Priory, his men behind him. In they came with rattle of
steel and clashing of swords, and ring of horses' feet on
cobblestones, whereat a flock of pigeons that strutted in the
sun flew with flapping wings to the high eaves of the round
towers.
While the Knight was riding along the causeway to Emmet, a
merry feast was toward in the refectory there. The afternoon sun
streamed in through the great arched windows and lay in broad
squares of light upon the stone floor and across the board
covered with a snowy linen cloth, whereon was spread a princely
feast. At the head of the table sat Prior Vincent of Emmet all
clad in soft robes of fine cloth and silk; on his head was a
black velvet cap picked out with gold, and around his neck hung
a heavy chain of gold, with a great locket pendant therefrom.
Beside him, on the arm of his great chair, roosted his favorite
falcon, for the Prior was fond of the gentle craft of hawking.
On his right hand sat the Sheriff of Nottingham in rich robes of
purple all trimmed about with fur, and on his left a famous
doctor of law in dark and sober garb. Below these sat the high
cellarer of Emmet, and others chief among the brethren.
Jest and laughter passed around, and all was as merry as
merry could be. The wizened face of the man of law was twisted
into a wrinkled smile, for in his pouch were fourscore golden
angels that the Prior had paid him in fee for the case betwixt
him and Sir Richard of the Lea. The learned doctor had been paid
beforehand, for he had not overmuch trust in the holy Vincent of
Emmet.
Quoth the Sheriff of Nottingham, "But art thou sure, Sir
Prior, that thou hast the lands so safe?"
"Ay, marry," said Prior Vincent, smacking his lips after a
deep draught of wine, "I have kept a close watch upon him,
albeit he was unawares of the same, and I know right well that
he hath no money to pay me withal."
"Ay, true," said the man of law in a dry, husky voice, "his
land is surely forfeit if he cometh not to pay; but, Sir Prior,
thou must get a release beneath his sign manual, or else thou
canst not hope to hold the land without trouble from him."
"Yea," said the Prior, "so thou hast told me ere now, but I
know that this knight is so poor that he will gladly sign away
his lands for two hundred pounds of hard money.
Then up spake the high cellarer, "Methinks it is a shame to
so drive a misfortunate knight to the ditch. I think it sorrow
that the noblest estate in Derbyshire should so pass away from
him for a paltry five hundred pounds. Truly, I--"
"How now," broke in the Prior in a quivering voice, his eyes
glistening and his cheeks red with anger, "dost thou prate to my
very beard, sirrah? By Saint Hubert, thou hadst best save thy
breath to cool thy pottage, else it may scald thy mouth."
"Nay," said the man of law smoothly, "I dare swear this same
knight will never come to settlement this day, but will prove
recreant. Nevertheless, we will seek some means to gain his
lands from him, so never fear."
But even as the doctor spoke, there came a sudden clatter of
horses' hoofs and a jingle of iron mail in the courtyard below.
Then up spake the Prior and called upon one of the brethren that
sat below the salt, and bade him look out of the window and see
who was below, albeit he knew right well it could be none but
Sir Richard.
So the brother arose and went and looked, and he said, "I see
below a score of stout men-at-arms and a knight just dismounting
from his horse. He is dressed in long robes of gray which,
methinks, are of poor seeming; but the horse he rideth upon hath
the richest coursing that ever I saw. The Knight dismounts and
they come this way, and are even now below in the great hall."
"Lo, see ye there now," quoth Prior Vincent. "Here ye have a
knight with so lean a purse as scarce to buy him a crust of
bread to munch, yet he keeps a band of retainers and puts rich
trappings upon his horse's hide, while his own back goeth bare.
Is it not well that such men should be brought low?"
"But art thou sure," said the little doctor tremulously,
"that this knight will do us no harm? Such as he are fierce when
crossed, and he hath a band of naughty men at his heels. Mayhap
thou hadst better give an extension of his debt." Thus he spake,
for he was afraid Sir Richard might do him a harm.
"Thou needst not fear," said the Prior, looking down at the
little man beside him. "This knight is gentle and would as soon
think of harming an old woman as thee."
As the Prior finished, a door at the lower end of the
refectory swung open, and in came Sir Richard, with folded hands
and head bowed upon his breast. Thus humbly he walked slowly up
the hall, while his men-at-arms stood about the door. When he
had come to where the Prior sat, he knelt upon one knee. "Save
and keep thee, Sir Prior," said he, "I am come to keep my day."
Then the first word that the Prior said to him was "Hast thou
brought my money?"
"Alas! I have not so much as one penny upon my body," said
the Knight; whereat the Prior's eyes sparkled.
"Now, thou art a shrewd debtor, I wot," said he. Then, "Sir
Sheriff, I drink to thee."
But still the Knight kneeled upon the hard stones, so the
Prior turned to him again. "What wouldst thou have?" quoth he
sharply.
At these words, a slow red mounted into the Knight's cheeks;
but still he knelt. "I would crave thy mercy," said he. "As thou
hopest for Heaven's mercy, show mercy to me. Strip me not of my
lands and so reduce a true knight to poverty."
"Thy day is broken and thy lands forfeit," said the man of
law, plucking up his spirits at the Knight's humble speech.
Quoth Sir Richard, "Thou man of law, wilt thou not befriend
me in mine hour of need?"
"Nay," said the other, "I hold with this holy Prior, who hath
paid me my fees in hard gold, so that I am bounder to him."
"Wilt thou not be my friend, Sir Sheriff?" said Sir Richard.
"Nay, 'fore Heaven," quoth the Sheriff of Nottingham, "this
is no business of mine, yet I will do what I may," and he nudged
the Prior beneath the cloth with his knee. "Wilt thou not ease
him of some of his debts, Sir Prior?"
At this the Prior smiled grimly. "Pay me three hundred
pounds, Sir Richard," said he, "and I will give thee quittance
of thy debt."
"Thou knowest, Sir Prior, that it is as easy for me to pay
four hundred pounds as three hundred," said Sir Richard. "But
wilt thou not give me another twelvemonth to pay my debt?"
"Not another day," said the Prior sternly.
"And is this all thou wilt do for me?" asked the Knight.
"Now, out upon thee, false knight!" cried the Prior, bursting
forth in anger. "Either pay thy debt as I have said, or release
thy land and get thee gone from out my hall."
Then Sir Richard arose to his feet. "Thou false, lying
priest!" said he in so stern a voice that the man of law shrunk
affrighted, "I am no false knight, as thou knowest full well,
but have even held my place in the press and the tourney. Hast
thou so little courtesy that thou wouldst see a true knight
kneel for all this time, or see him come into thy hall and never
offer him meat or drink?"
Then quoth the man of law in a trembling voice, "This is
surely an ill way to talk of matters appertaining to business;
let us be mild in speech. What wilt thou pay this knight, Sir
Prior, to give thee release of his land?"
"I would have given him two hundred pounds," quoth the Prior,
"but since he hath spoken so vilely to my teeth, not one groat
over one hundred pounds will he get."
"Hadst thou offered me a thousand pounds, false prior," said
the Knight, "thou wouldst not have got an inch of my land." Then
turning to where his men-at-arms stood near the door, he called,
"Come hither," and beckoned with his finger; whereupon the
tallest of them all came forward and handed him a long leathern
bag. Sir Richard took the bag and shot from it upon the table a
glittering stream of golden money. "Bear in mind, Sir Prior,"
said he, "that thou hast promised me quittance for three hundred
pounds. Not one farthing above that shalt thou get." So saying,
he counted out three hundred pounds and pushed it toward the
Prior.
But now the Prior's hands dropped at his sides and the
Prior's head hung upon his shoulder, for not only had he lost
all hopes of the land, but he had forgiven the Knight one
hundred pounds of his debt and had needlessly paid the man of
law fourscore angels. To him he turned, and quoth he, "Give me
back my money that thou hast."
"Nay," cried the other shrilly, "it is but my fee that thou
didst pay me, and thou gettest it not back again." And he hugged
his gown about him.
"Now, Sir Prior," quoth Sir Richard, "I have held my day and
paid all the dues demanded of me; so, as there is no more
betwixt us, I leave this vile place straightway." So saying, he
turned upon his heel and strode away.
All this time the Sheriff had been staring with wide-open
eyes and mouth agape at the tall man-at-arms, who stood as
though carved out of stone. At last he gasped out, "Reynold
Greenleaf!"
At this, the tall man-at-arms, who was no other than Little
John, turned, grinning, to the Sheriff. "I give thee good den,
fair gossip," quoth he. "I would say, sweet Sheriff, that I have
heard all thy pretty talk this day, and it shall be duly told
unto Robin Hood. So, farewell for the nonce, till we meet again
in Sherwood Forest." Then he, also, turned and followed Sir
Richard down the hall, leaving the Sheriff, all pale and amazed,
shrunk together upon his chair.
A merry feast it was to which Sir Richard came, but a sorry
lot he left behind him, and little hunger had they for the
princely food spread before them. Only the learned doctor was
happy, for he had his fee.
Now a twelvemonth and a day passed since Prior Vincent of
Emmet sat at feast, and once more the mellow fall of another
year had come. But the year had brought great change, I wot, to
the lands of Sir Richard of the Lea; for, where before shaggy
wild grasses grew upon the meadow lands, now all stretch away in
golden stubble, betokening that a rich and plentiful crop had
been gathered therefrom. A year had made a great change in the
castle, also, for, where were empty moats and the crumbling of
neglect, all was now orderly and well kept.
Bright shone the sun on battlement and tower, and in the blue
air overhead a Hock of clattering jackdaws flew around the
gilded weather vane and spire. Then, in the brightness of the
morning, the drawbridge fell across the moat with a rattle and
clank of chains, the gate of the castle swung slowly open, and a
goodly array of steel-clad men-at-arms, with a knight all
clothed in chain mail, as white as frost on brier and thorn of a
winter morning, came flashing out from the castle courtyard. In
his hand the Knight held a great spear, from the point of which
fluttered a blood-red pennant as broad as the palm of one's
hand. So this troop came forth from the castle, and in the midst
of them walked three pack horses laden with parcels of divers
shapes and kinds.
Thus rode forth good Sir Richard of the Lea to pay his debt
to Robin Hood this bright and merry morn. Along the highway they
wended their way, with measured tramp of feet and rattle and
jingle of sword and harness. Onward they marched till they came
nigh to Denby, where, from the top of a hill, they saw, over
beyond the town, many gay flags and streamers floating in the
bright air. Then Sir Richard turned to the man-at-arms nearest
to him. "What is toward yonder at Denby today?" quoth he.
"Please Your Worship," answered the man-at-arms, "a merry
fair is held there today, and a great wrestling match, to which
many folk have come, for a prize hath been offered of a pipe of
red wine, a fair golden ring, and a pair of gloves, all of which
go to the best wrestler."
"Now, by my faith," quoth Sir Richard, who loved good manly
sports right well, "this will be a goodly thing to see. Methinks
we have to stay a little while on our journey, and see this
merry sport." So he turned his horse's head aside toward Denby
and the fair, and thither he and his men made their way.
There they found a great hubbub of merriment. Flags and
streamers were floating, tumblers were tumbling on the green,
bagpipes were playing, and lads and lasses were dancing to the
music. But the crowd were gathered most of all around a ring
where the wrestling was going forward, and thither Sir Richard
and his men turned their steps.
Now when the judges of the wrestling saw Sir Richard coming
and knew who he was, the chief of them came down from the bench
where he and the others sat, and went to the Knight and took him
by the hand, beseeching him to come and sit with them and judge
the sport. So Sir Richard got down from his horse and went with
the others to the bench raised beside the ring.
Now there had been great doings that morning, for a certain
yeoman named Egbert, who came from Stoke over in Staffordshire,
had thrown with ease all those that came against him; but a man
of Denby, well known through all the countryside as William of
the Scar, had been biding his time with the Stoke man; so, when
Egbert had thrown everyone else, stout William leaped into the
ring. Then a tough bout followed, and at last he threw Egbert
heavily, whereat there was a great shouting and shaking of
hands, for all the Denby men were proud of their wrestler.
When Sir Richard came, he found stout William, puffed up by
the shouts of his friends, walking up and down the ring, daring
anyone to come and try a throw with him. "Come one, come all!"
quoth he. "Here stand I, William of the Scar, against any man.
If there is none in Derbyshire to come against me, come all who
will, from Nottingham, Stafford, or York, and if I do not make
them one and all root the ground with their noses like swine in
the forests, call me no more brave William the wrestler."
At this all laughed; but above all the laughter a loud voice
was heard to cry out, "Sin' thou talkest so big, here cometh one
from Nottinghamshire to try a fall with thee, fellow"; and
straightway a tall youth with a tough quarterstaff in his hand
came pushing his way through the crowd and at last leaped
lightly over the rope into the ring. He was not as heavy as
stout William, but he was taller and broader in the shoulders,
and all his joints were well knit. Sir Richard looked upon him
keenly, then, turning to one of the judges, he said, "Knowest
thou who this youth is? Methinks I have seen him before."
"Nay," said the judge, "he is a stranger to me."
Meantime, without a word, the young man, laying aside his
quarterstaff, began to take off his jerkin and body clothing
until he presently stood with naked arms and body; and a comely
sight he was when so bared to the view, for his muscles were cut
round and smooth and sharp like swift-running water.
And now each man spat upon his hands and, clapping them upon
his knees, squatted down, watching the other keenly, so as to
take the vantage of him in the grip. Then like a flash they
leaped together, and a great shout went up, for William had
gotten the better hold of the two. For a short time they
strained and struggled and writhed, and then stout William gave
his most cunning trip and throw, but the stranger met it with
greater skill than his, and so the trip came to nought. Then, of
a sudden, with a twist and a wrench, the stranger loosed
himself, and he of the scar found himself locked in a pair of
arms that fairly made his ribs crack. So, with heavy, hot
breathing, they stood for a while straining, their bodies all
glistening with sweat, and great drops of sweat trickling down
their faces. But the stranger's hug was so close that at last
stout William's muscles softened under his grip, and he gave a
sob. Then the youth put forth all his strength and gave a sudden
trip with his heel and a cast over his right hip, and down stout
William went, with a sickening thud, and lay as though he would
never move hand nor foot again.
But now no shout went up for the stranger, but an angry
murmur was heard among the crowd, so easily had he won the
match. Then one of the judges, a kinsman to William of the Scar,
rose with trembling lip and baleful look. Quoth he, "If thou
hath slain that man it will go ill with thee, let me tell thee,
fellow." But the stranger answered boldly, "He took his chance
with me as I took mine with him. No law can touch me to harm me,
even if I slew him, so that it was fairly done in the wrestling
ring."
"That we shall see," said the judge, scowling upon the youth,
while once more an angry murmur ran around the crowd; for, as I
have said, the men of Denby were proud of stout William of the
Scar.
Then up spoke Sir Richard gently. "Nay," said he, "the youth
is right; if the other dieth, he dieth in the wrestling ring,
where he took his chance, and was cast fairly enow."
But in the meantime three men had come forward and lifted
stout William from the ground and found that he was not dead,
though badly shaken by his heavy fall. Then the chief judge rose
and said, "Young man, the prize is duly thine. Here is the
red-gold ring, and here the gloves, and yonder stands the pipe
of wine to do with whatsoever thou dost list."
At this, the youth, who had donned his clothes and taken up
his staff again, bowed without a word, then, taking the gloves
and the ring, and thrusting the one into his girdle and slipping
the other upon his thumb, he turned and, leaping lightly over
the ropes again, made his way through the crowd, and was gone.
"Now, I wonder who yon youth may be," said the judge, turning
to Sir Richard, "he seemeth like a stout Saxon from his red
cheeks and fair hair. This William of ours is a stout man, too,
and never have I seen him cast in the ring before, albeit he
hath not yet striven with such great wrestlers as Thomas of
Cornwall, Diccon of York, and young David of Doncaster. Hath he
not a firm foot in the ring, thinkest thou, Sir Richard?"
"Ay, truly, and yet this youth threw him fairly, and with
wondrous ease. I much wonder who he can be." Thus said Sir
Richard in a thoughtful voice.
For a time the Knight stood talking to those about him, but
at last he arose and made ready to depart, so he called his men
about him and, tightening the girths of his saddle, he mounted
his horse once more.
Meanwhile the young stranger had made his way through the
crowd, but, as he passed, he heard all around him such words
muttered as "Look at the cockerel!" "Behold how he plumeth
himself!" "I dare swear he cast good William unfairly!" "Yea,
truly, saw ye not birdlime upon his hands?" "It would be well to
cut his cock's comb!" To all this the stranger paid no heed, but
strode proudly about as though he heard it not. So he walked
slowly across the green to where the booth stood wherein was
dancing, and standing at the door he looked in on the sport. As
he stood thus, a stone struck his arm of a sudden with a sharp
jar, and, turning, he saw that an angry crowd of men had
followed him from the wrestling ring. Then, when they saw him
turn so, a great hooting and yelling arose from all, so that the
folk came running out from the dancing booth to see what was to
do. At last a tall, broad-shouldered, burly blacksmith strode
forward from the crowd swinging a mighty blackthorn club in his
hand.
"Wouldst thou come here to our fair town of Denby, thou Jack
in the Box, to overcome a good honest lad with vile, juggling
tricks?" growled he in a deep voice like the bellow of an angry
bull. "Take that, then!" And of a sudden he struck a blow at the
youth that might have felled an ox. But the other turned the
blow deftly aside, and gave back another so terrible that the
Denby man went down with a groan, as though he had been smitten
by lightning. When they saw their leader fall, the crowd gave
another angry shout; but the stranger placed his back against
the tent near which he stood, swinging his terrible staff, and
so fell had been the blow that he struck the stout smith that
none dared to come within the measure of his cudgel, so the
press crowded back, like a pack of dogs from a bear at bay. But
now some coward hand from behind threw a sharp jagged stone that
smote the stranger on the crown, so that he staggered back, and
the red blood gushed from the cut and ran down his face and over
his jerkin. Then, seeing him dazed with this vile blow, the
crowd rushed upon him, so that they overbore him and he fell
beneath their feet.
Now it might have gone ill with the youth, even to the losing
of his young life, had not Sir Richard come to this fair; for of
a sudden, shouts were heard, and steel flashed in the air, and
blows were given with the flat of swords, while through the
midst of the crowd Sir Richard of the Lea came spurring on his
white horse. Then the crowd, seeing the steel-clad knight and
the armed men, melted away like snow on the warm hearth, leaving
the young man all bloody and dusty upon the ground.
Finding himself free, the youth arose and, wiping the blood
from his face, looked up. Quoth he, "Sir Richard of the Lea,
mayhap thou hast saved my life this day."
"Who art thou that knowest Sir Richard of the Lea so well?"
quoth the Knight. "Methinks I have seen thy face before, young
man."
"Yea, thou hast," said the youth, "for men call me David of
Doncaster."
"Ha!" said Sir Richard, "I wonder that I knew thee not,
David; but thy beard hath grown longer, and thou thyself art
more set in manhood since this day twelvemonth. Come hither into
the tent, David, and wash the blood from thy face. And thou,
Ralph, bring him straightway a clean jerkin. Now I am sorry for
thee, yet I am right glad that I have had a chance to pay a part
of my debt of kindness to thy good master Robin Hood, for it
might have gone ill with thee had I not come, young man."
So saying, the Knight led David into the tent, and there the
youth washed the blood from his face and put on the clean
jerkin.
In the meantime a whisper had gone around from those that
stood nearest that this was none other than the great David of
Doncaster, the best wrestler in all the mid-country, who only
last spring had cast stout Adam o' Lincoln in the ring at Selby,
in Yorkshire, and now held the mid-country champion belt, Thus
it happened that when young David came forth from the tent along
with Sir Richard, the blood all washed from his face, and his
soiled jerkin changed for a clean one, no sounds of anger were
heard, but all pressed forward to see the young man, feeling
proud that one of the great wrestlers of England should have
entered the ring at Denby fair. For thus fickle is a mass of
men.
Then Sir Richard called aloud, "Friends, this is David of
Doncaster; so think it no shame that your Denby man was cast by
such a wrestler. He beareth you no ill will for what hath
passed, but let it be a warning to you how ye treat strangers
henceforth. Had ye slain him it would have been an ill day for
you, for Robin Hood would have harried your town as the kestrel
harries the dovecote. I have bought the pipe of wine from him,
and now I give it freely to you to drink as ye list. But never
hereafterward fall upon a man for being a stout yeoman."
At this all shouted amain; but in truth they thought more of
the wine than of the Knight's words. Then Sir Richard, with
David beside him and his men-at-arms around, turned about and
left the fair.
But in after days, when the men that saw that wrestling bout
were bent with age, they would shake their heads when they heard
of any stalwart game, and say, "Ay, ay; but thou shouldst have
seen the great David of Doncaster cast stout William of the Scar
at Denby fair."
Robin Hood stood in the merry greenwood with Little John and
most of his stout yeomen around him, awaiting Sir Richard's
coming. At last a glint of steel was seen through the brown
forest leaves, and forth from the covert into the open rode Sir
Richard at the head of his men. He came straight forward to
Robin Hood and leaping from off his horse, clasped the yeoman in
his arms.
"Why, how now," said Robin, after a time, holding Sir Richard
off and looking at him from top to toe, "methinks thou art a
gayer bird than when I saw thee last."
"Yes, thanks to thee, Robin," said the Knight, laying his
hand upon the yeoman's shoulder. "But for thee I would have been
wandering in misery in a far country by this time. But I have
kept my word, Robin, and have brought back the money that thou
didst lend me, and which I have doubled four times over again,
and so become rich once more. Along with this money I have
brought a little gift to thee and thy brave men from my dear
lady and myself." Then, turning to his men, he called aloud,
"Bring forth the pack horses."
But Robin stopped him. "Nay, Sir Richard," said he, "think it
not bold of me to cross thy bidding, but we of Sherwood do no
business till after we have eaten and drunk." Whereupon, taking
Sir Richard by the hand, he led him to the seat beneath the
greenwood tree, while others of the chief men of the band came
and seated themselves around. Then quoth Robin, "How cometh it
that I saw young David of Doncaster with thee and thy men, Sir
Knight?"
Then straightway the Knight told all about his stay at Denby
and of the happening at the fair, and how it was like to go hard
with young David; so he told his tale, and quoth he, "It was
this, good Robin, that kept me so late on the way, otherwise I
would have been here an hour agone."
Then, when he had done speaking, Robin stretched out his hand
and grasped the Knight's palm. Quoth he in a trembling voice, "I
owe thee a debt I can never hope to repay, Sir Richard, for let
me tell thee, I would rather lose my right hand than have such
ill befall young David of Doncaster as seemed like to come upon
him at Denby."
So they talked until after a while one came forward to say
that the feast was spread; whereupon all arose and went thereto.
When at last it was done, the Knight called upon his men to
bring the pack horses forward, which they did according to his
bidding. Then one of the men brought the Knight a strongbox,
which he opened and took from it a bag and counted out five
hundred pounds, the sum he had gotten from Robin.
"Sir Richard," quoth Robin, "thou wilt pleasure us all if
thou wilt keep that money as a gift from us of Sherwood. Is it
not so, my lads?"
Then all shouted "Ay" with a mighty voice.
"I thank you all deeply," said the Knight earnestly, "but
think it not ill of me if I cannot take it. Gladly have I
borrowed it from you, but it may not be that I can take it as a
gift."
Then Robin Hood said no more but gave the money to Little
John to put away in the treasury, for he had shrewdness enough
to know that nought breeds ill will and heart bitterness like
gifts forced upon one that cannot choose but take them.
Then Sir Richard had the packs laid upon the ground and
opened, whereupon a great shout went up that made the forest
ring again, for lo, there were tenscore bows of finest Spanish
yew, all burnished till they shone again, and each bow inlaid
with fanciful figures in silver, yet not inlaid so as to mar
their strength. Beside these were tenscore quivers of leather
embroidered with golden thread, and in each quiver were a score
of shafts with burnished heads that shone like silver; each
shaft was feathered with peacock's plumes, innocked with silver.
Sir Richard gave to each yeoman a bow and a quiver of arrows,
but to Robin he gave a stout bow inlaid with the cunningest
workmanship in gold, while each arrow in his quiver was innocked
with gold.
Then all shouted again for joy of the fair gift, and all
swore among themselves that they would die if need be for Sir
Richard and his lady.
At last the time came when Sir Richard must go, whereupon
Robin Hood called his band around him, and each man of the
yeomen took a torch in his hand to light the way through the
woodlands. So they came to the edge of Sherwood, and there the
Knight kissed Robin upon the cheeks and left him and was gone.
Thus Robin Hood helped a noble knight out of his dire
misfortunes, that else would have smothered the happiness from
his life.

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XVI. Little John Turns Barefoot Friar
Cold winter had passed and spring had come. No leafy
thickness had yet clad the woodlands, but the budding leaves
hung like a tender mist about the trees. In the open country the
meadow lands lay a sheeny green, the cornfields a dark velvety
color, for they were thick and soft with the growing blades. The
plowboy shouted in the sun, and in the purple new-turned furrows
flocks of birds hunted for fat worms. All the broad moist earth
smiled in the warm light, and each little green hill clapped its
hand for joy.
On a deer's hide, stretched on the ground in the open in
front of the greenwood tree, sat Robin Hood basking in the sun
like an old dog fox. Leaning back with his hands clasped about
his knees, he lazily watched Little John rolling a stout
bowstring from long strands of hempen thread, wetting the palms
of his hands ever and anon, and rolling the cord upon his thigh.
Near by sat Allan a Dale fitting a new string to his harp.
Quoth Robin at last, "Methinks I would rather roam this
forest in the gentle springtime than be King of all merry
England. What palace in the broad world is as fair as this sweet
woodland just now, and what king in all the world hath such
appetite for plover's eggs and lampreys as I for juicy venison
and sparkling ale? Gaffer Swanthold speaks truly when he saith,
`Better a crust with content than honey with a sour heart.' "
"Yea," quoth Little John, as he rubbed his new-made bowstring
with yellow beeswax, "the life we lead is the life for me. Thou
speakest of the springtime, but methinks even the winter hath
its own joys. Thou and I, good master, have had more than one
merry day, this winter past, at the Blue Boar. Dost thou not
remember that night thou and Will Stutely and Friar Tuck and I
passed at that same hostelry with the two beggars and the
strolling friar?"
"Yea," quoth merry Robin, laughing, "that was the night that
Will Stutely must needs snatch a kiss from the stout hostess,
and got a canakin of ale emptied over his head for his pains."
"Truly, it was the same," said Little John, laughing also.
"Methinks that was a goodly song that the strolling friar sang.
Friar Tuck, thou hast a quick ear for a tune, dost thou not
remember it?"
"I did have the catch of it one time," said Tuck. "Let me
see," and he touched his forefinger to his forehead in thought,
humming to himself, and stopping ever and anon to fit what he
had got to what he searched for in his mind. At last he found it
all and clearing his throat, sang merrily:
"In the blossoming hedge the robin cock sings,
For the sun it is merry and bright,
And he joyfully hops and he flutters his wings,
For his heart is all full of delight.
For the May bloometh fair,
And there's little of care,
And plenty to eat in the Maytime rare.
When the flowers all die,
Then off he will fly,
To keep himself warm
In some jolly old barn
Where the snow and the wind neither chill him nor harm.
"And such is the life of the strolling friar,
With aplenty to eat and to drink;
For the goodwife will keep him a seat by the fire,
And the pretty girls smile at his wink.
Then he lustily trolls
As he onward strolls,
A rollicking song for the saving of souls.
When the wind doth blow,
With the coming of snow,
There's a place by the fire
For the fatherly friar,
And a crab in the bowl for his heart's desire."
Thus Friar Tuck sang in a rich and mellow voice, rolling his
head from side to side in time with the music, and when he had
done, all clapped their hands and shouted with laughter, for the
song fitted him well.
"In very sooth," quoth Little John, "it is a goodly song,
and, were I not a yeoman of Sherwood Forest, I had rather be a
strolling friar than aught else in the world."
"Yea, it is a goodly song," said Robin Hood, "but methought
those two burly beggars told the merrier tales and led the
merrier life. Dost thou not remember what that great
black-bearded fellow told of his begging at the fair in York?"
"Yea," said Little John, "but what told the friar of the
harvest home in Kentshire? I hold that he led a merrier life
than the other two."
"Truly, for the honor of the cloth," quoth Friar Tuck, "I
hold with my good gossip, Little John."
"Now," quoth Robin, "I hold to mine own mind. But what sayst
thou, Little John, to a merry adventure this fair day? Take thou
a friar's gown from our chest of strange garments, and don the
same, and I will stop the first beggar I meet and change clothes
with him. Then let us wander the country about, this sweet day,
and see what befalls each of us."
"That fitteth my mind," quoth Little John, "so let us forth,
say I."
Thereupon Little John and Friar Tuck went to the storehouse
of the band, and there chose for the yeoman the robe of a Gray
Friar. Then they came forth again, and a mighty roar of laughter
went up, for not only had the band never seen Little John in
such guise before, but the robe was too short for him by a good
palm's-breadth. But Little John's hands were folded in his loose
sleeves, and Little John's eyes were cast upon the ground, and
at his girdle hung a great, long string of beads.
And now Little John took up his stout staff, at the end of
which hung a chubby little leathern pottle, such as palmers
carry at the tips of their staves; but in it was something, I
wot, more like good Malmsey than cold spring water, such as
godly pilgrims carry. Then up rose Robin and took his stout
staff in his hand, likewise, and slipped ten golden angels into
his pouch; for no beggar's garb was among the stores of the
band, so he was fain to run his chance of meeting a beggar and
buying his clothes of him.
So, all being made ready, the two yeomen set forth on their
way, striding lustily along all in the misty morning. Thus they
walked down the forest path until they came to the highway, and
then along the highway till it split in twain, leading on one
hand to Blyth and on the other to Gainsborough. Here the yeomen
stopped.
Quoth jolly Robin, "Take thou the road to Gainsborough, and I
will take that to Blyth. So, fare thee well, holy father, and
mayst thou not ha' cause to count thy beads in earnest ere we
meet again."
"Good den, good beggar that is to be," quoth Little John,
"and mayst thou have no cause to beg for mercy ere I see thee
next."
So each stepped sturdily upon his way until a green hill rose
between them, and the one was hid from the sight of the other.
Little John walked along, whistling, for no one was nigh upon
all the road. In the budding hedges the little birds twittered
merrily, and on either hand the green hills swept up to the sky,
the great white clouds of springtime sailing slowly over their
crowns in lazy flight. Up hill and down dale walked Little John,
the fresh wind blowing in his face and his robes fluttering
behind him, and so at last he came to a crossroad that led to
Tuxford. Here he met three pretty lasses, each bearing a basket
of eggs to market. Quoth he, "Whither away, fair maids?" And he
stood in their path, holding his staff in front of them, to stop
them.
Then they huddled together and nudged one another, and one
presently spake up and said, "We are going to the Tuxford
market, holy friar, to sell our eggs."
"Now out upon it!" quoth Little John, looking upon them with
his head on one side. "Surely, it is a pity that such fair
lasses should be forced to carry eggs to market. Let me tell
you, an I had the shaping of things in this world, ye should all
three have been clothed in the finest silks, and ride upon
milk-white horses, with pages at your side, and feed upon
nothing but whipped cream and strawberries; for such a life
would surely befit your looks."
At this speech all three of the pretty maids looked down,
blushing and simpering. One said, "La!" another, "Marry, a'
maketh sport of us!" and the third, "Listen, now, to the holy
man!" But at the same time they looked at Little John from out
the corners of their eyes.
"Now, look you," said Little John, "I cannot see such dainty
damsels as ye are carrying baskets along a highroad. Let me take
them mine own self, and one of you, if ye will, may carry my
staff for me."
"Nay," said one of the lasses, "but thou canst not carry
three baskets all at one time."
"Yea, but I can," said Little John, "and that I will show you
presently. I thank the good Saint Wilfred that he hath given me
a pretty wit. Look ye, now. Here I take this great basket, so;
here I tie my rosary around the handle, thus; and here I slip
the rosary over my head and sling the basket upon my back, in
this wise." And Little John did according to his words, the
basket hanging down behind him like a peddler's pack; then,
giving his staff to one of the maids, and taking a basket upon
either arm, he turned his face toward Tuxford Town and stepped
forth merrily, a laughing maid on either side, and one walking
ahead, carrying the staff. In this wise they journeyed along,
and everyone they met stopped and looked after them, laughing,
for never had anybody seen such a merry sight as this tall,
strapping Gray Friar, with robes all too short for him, laden
with eggs, and tramping the road with three pretty lasses. For
this Little John cared not a whit, but when such folks gave
jesting words to him he answered back as merrily, speech for
speech.
So they stepped along toward Tuxford, chatting and laughing,
until they came nigh to the town. Here Little John stopped and
set down the baskets, for he did not care to go into the town
lest he should, perchance, meet some of the Sheriff's men.
"Alas! sweet chucks," quoth he, "here I must leave you. I had
not thought to come this way, but I am glad that I did so. Now,
ere we part, we must drink sweet friendship." So saying, he
unslung the leathern pottle from the end of his staff, and,
drawing the stopper therefrom, he handed it to the lass who had
carried his staff, first wiping the mouth of the pottle upon his
sleeve. Then each lass took a fair drink of what was within, and
when it had passed all around, Little John finished what was
left, so that not another drop could be squeezed from it. Then,
kissing each lass sweetly, he wished them all good den, and left
them. But the maids stood looking after him as he walked away
whistling. "What a pity," quoth one, "that such a stout, lusty
lad should be in holy orders."
"Marry," quoth Little John to himself, as he strode along,
"yon was no such ill happening; Saint Dunstan send me more of
the like."
After he had trudged along for a time he began to wax thirsty
again in the warmth of the day. He shook his leathern pottle
beside his ear, but not a sound came therefrom. Then he placed
it to his lips and tilted it high aloft, but not a drop was
there. "Little John! Little John!" said he sadly to himself,
shaking his head the while, "woman will be thy ruin yet, if thou
dost not take better care of thyself."
But at last he reached the crest of a certain hill, and saw
below a sweet little thatched inn lying snugly in the dale
beneath him, toward which the road dipped sharply. At the sight
of this, a voice within him cried aloud, "I give thee joy, good
friend, for yonder is thy heart's delight, to wit, a sweet rest
and a cup of brown beer." So he quickened his pace down the hill
and so came to the little inn, from which hung a sign with a
stag's head painted upon it. In front of the door a clucking hen
was scratching in the dust with a brood of chickens about her
heels, the sparrows were chattering of household affairs under
the eaves, and all was so sweet and peaceful that Little John's
heart laughed within him. Beside the door stood two stout cobs
with broad soft-padded saddles, well fitted for easy traveling,
and speaking of rich guests in the parlor. In front of the door
three merry fellows, a tinker, a peddler, and a beggar, were
seated on a bench in the sun quaffing stout ale.
"I give you good den, sweet friends," quoth Little John,
striding up to where they sat.
"Give thee good den, holy father," quoth the merry Beggar
with a grin. "But look thee, thy gown is too short. Thou hadst
best cut a piece off the top and tack it to the bottom, so that
it may be long enough. But come, sit beside us here and take a
taste of ale, if thy vows forbid thee not."
"Nay," quoth Little John, also grinning, "the blessed Saint
Dunstan hath given me a free dispensation for all indulgence in
that line." And he thrust his hand into his pouch for money to
pay his score.
"Truly," quoth the Tinker, "without thy looks belie thee,
holy friar, the good Saint Dunstan was wise, for without such
dispensation his votary is like to ha' many a penance to make.
Nay, take thy hand from out thy pouch, brother, for thou shalt
not pay this shot. Ho, landlord, a pot of ale!"
So the ale was brought and given to Little John. Then,
blowing the froth a little way to make room for his lips, he
tilted the bottom of the pot higher and higher, till it pointed
to the sky, and he had to shut his eyes to keep the dazzle of
the sunshine out of them. Then he took the pot away, for there
was nothing in it, and heaved a full deep sigh, looking at the
others with moist eyes and shaking his head solemnly.
"Ho, landlord!" cried the Peddler, "bring this good fellow
another pot of ale, for truly it is a credit to us all to have
one among us who can empty a canakin so lustily."
So they talked among themselves merrily, until after a while
quoth Little John, "Who rideth those two nags yonder?"
"Two holy men like thee, brother," quoth the Beggar. "They
are now having a goodly feast within, for I smelled the steam of
a boiled pullet just now. The landlady sayeth they come from
Fountain Abbey, in Yorkshire, and go to Lincoln on matters of
business."
"They are a merry couple," said the Tinker, "for one is as
lean as an old wife's spindle, and the other as fat as a suet
pudding."
"Talking of fatness," said the Peddler, "thou thyself lookest
none too ill-fed, holy friar."
"Nay, truly," said Little John, "thou seest in me what the
holy Saint Dunstan can do for them that serve him upon a handful
of parched peas and a trickle of cold water."
At this a great shout of laughter went up. "Truly, it is a
wondrous thing," quoth the Beggar, "I would have made my vow, to
see the masterly manner in which thou didst tuck away yon pot of
ale, that thou hadst not tasted clear water for a brace of
months. Has not this same holy Saint Dunstan taught thee a
goodly song or two?"
"Why, as for that," quoth Little John, grinning, "mayhap he
hath lent me aid to learn a ditty or so."
"Then, prythee, let us hear how he hath taught thee," quoth
the Tinker.
At this Little John cleared his throat and, after a word or
two about a certain hoarseness that troubled him, sang thus:
"Ah, pretty, pretty maid, whither dost thou go?
I prythee, prythee, wait for thy lover also,
And we'll gather the rose
As it sweetly blows,
For the merry, merry winds are blo-o-o-wing."
Now it seemed as though Little John's songs were never to get
sung, for he had got no farther than this when the door of the
inn opened and out came the two brothers of Fountain Abbey, the
landlord following them, and, as the saying is, washing his
hands with humble soap. But when the brothers of Fountain Abbey
saw who it was that sang, and how he was clad in the robes of a
Gray Friar, they stopped suddenly, the fat little Brother
drawing his heavy eyebrows together in a mighty frown, and the
thin Brother twisting up his face as though he had sour beer in
his mouth. Then, as Little John gathered his breath for a new
verse, "How, now," roared forth the fat Brother, his voice
coming from him like loud thunder from a little cloud, "thou
naughty fellow, is this a fit place for one in thy garb to
tipple and sing profane songs?"
"Nay," quoth Little John, "sin' I cannot tipple and sing,
like Your Worship's reverence, in such a goodly place as
Fountain Abbey, I must e'en tipple and sing where I can."
"Now, out upon thee," cried the tall lean Brother in a harsh
voice, "now, out upon thee, that thou shouldst so disgrace thy
cloth by this talk and bearing."
"Marry, come up!" quoth Little John. "Disgrace, sayest thou?
Methinks it is more disgrace for one of our garb to wring
hard-earned farthings out of the gripe of poor lean peasants. It
is not so, brother?"
At this the Tinker and the Peddler and the Beggar nudged one
another, and all grinned, and the friars scowled blackly at
Little John; but they could think of nothing further to say, so
they turned to their horses. Then Little John arose of a sudden
from the bench where he sat, and ran to where the brothers of
Fountain Abbey were mounting. Quoth he, "Let me hold your
horses' bridles for you. Truly, your words have smitten my
sinful heart, so that I will abide no longer in this den of
evil, but will go forward with you. No vile temptation, I wot,
will fall upon me in such holy company."
"Nay, fellow," said the lean Brother harshly, for he saw that
Little John made sport of them, "we want none of thy company, so
get thee gone."
"Alas," quoth Little John, "I am truly sorry that ye like me
not nor my company, but as for leaving you, it may not be, for
my heart is so moved, that, willy-nilly, I must go with you for
the sake of your holy company."
Now, at this talk all the good fellows on the bench grinned
till their teeth glistened, and even the landlord could not
forbear to smile. As for the friars, they looked at one another
with a puzzled look, and knew not what to do in the matter. They
were so proud that it made them feel sick with shame to think of
riding along the highroad with a strolling friar, in robes all
too short for him, running beside them, but yet they could not
make Little John stay against his will, for they knew he could
crack the bones of both of them in a twinkling were he so
minded. Then up spake the fat Brother more mildly than he had
done before. "Nay, good brother," said he, "we will ride fast,
and thou wilt tire to death at the pace."
"Truly, I am grateful to thee for the thought of me," quoth
Little John, "but have no fear, brother; my limbs are stout, and
I could run like a hare from here to Gainsborough."
At these words a sound of laughing came from the bench,
whereat the lean Brother's wrath boiled over, like water into
the fire, with great fuss and noise. "Now, out upon thee, thou
naughty fellow!" he cried. "Art thou not ashamed to bring
disgrace so upon our cloth? Bide thee here, thou sot, with these
porkers. Thou art no fit company for us."
"La, ye there now!" quoth Little John. "Thou hearest,
landlord; thou art not fit company for these holy men; go back
to thine alehouse. Nay, if these most holy brothers of mine do
but give me the word, I'll beat thy head with this stout staff
till it is as soft as whipped eggs."
At these words a great shout of laughter went up from those
on the bench, and the landlord's face grew red as a cherry from
smothering his laugh in his stomach; but he kept his merriment
down, for he wished not to bring the ill-will of the brothers of
Fountain Abbey upon him by unseemly mirth. So the two brethren,
as they could do nought else, having mounted their nags, turned
their noses toward Lincoln and rode away.
"I cannot stay longer, sweet friends," quoth Little John, as
he pushed in betwixt the two cobs, "therefore I wish you good
den. Off we go, we three." So saying, he swung his stout staff
over his shoulder and trudged off, measuring his pace with that
of the two nags.
The two brothers glowered at Little John when he so pushed
himself betwixt them, then they drew as far away from him as
they could, so that the yeoman walked in the middle of the road,
while they rode on the footpath on either side of the way. As
they so went away, the Tinker, the Peddler, and the Beggar ran
skipping out into the middle of the highway, each with a pot in
his hand, and looked after them laughing.
While they were in sight of those at the inn, the brothers
walked their horses soberly, not caring to make ill matters
worse by seeming to run away from Little John, for they could
not but think how it would sound in folks' ears when they heard
how the brethren of Fountain Abbey scampered away from a
strolling friar, like the Ugly One, when the blessed Saint
Dunstan loosed his nose from the red-hot tongs where he had held
it fast; but when they had crossed the crest of the hill and the
inn was lost to sight, quoth the fat Brother to the thin
Brother, "Brother Ambrose, had we not better mend our pace?"
"Why truly, gossip," spoke up Little John, "methinks it would
be well to boil our pot a little faster, for the day is passing
on. So it will not jolt thy fat too much, onward, say I."
At this the two friars said nothing, but they glared again on
Little John with baleful looks; then, without another word, they
clucked to their horses, and both broke into a canter. So they
galloped for a mile and more, and Little John ran betwixt them
as lightly as a stag and never turned a hair with the running.
At last the fat Brother drew his horse's rein with a groan, for
he could stand the shaking no longer. "Alas," said Little John,
with not so much as a catch in his breath, "I did sadly fear
that the roughness of this pace would shake thy poor old fat
paunch."
To this the fat Friar said never a word, but he stared
straight before him, and he gnawed his nether lip. And now they
traveled forward more quietly, Little John in the middle of the
road whistling merrily to himself, and the two friars in the
footpath on either side saying never a word.
Then presently they met three merry minstrels, all clad in
red, who stared amain to see a Gray Friar with such short robes
walking in the middle of the road, and two brothers. with heads
bowed with shame, riding upon richly caparisoned cobs on the
footpaths. When they had come near to the minstrels, Little John
waved his staff like an usher clearing the way. "Make way!" he
cried in a loud voice. "Make way! make way! For here we go, we
three!" Then how the minstrels stared, and how they laughed! But
the fat Friar shook as with an ague, and the lean Friar bowed
his head over his horse's neck.
Then next they met two noble knights in rich array, with hawk
on wrist, and likewise two fair ladies clad in silks and
velvets, all a-riding on noble steeds. These all made room,
staring, as Little John and the two friars came along the road.
To them Little John bowed humbly. "Give you greetings, lords and
ladies," said he. "But here we go, we three."
Then all laughed, and one of the fair ladies cried out, "What
three meanest thou, merry friend?"
Little John looked over his shoulder, for they had now passed
each other, and he called back, "Big Jack, lean Jack and fat
Jack-pudding."
At this the fat Friar gave a groan and seemed as if he were
like to fall from his saddle for shame; the other brother said
nothing, but he looked before him with a grim and stony look.
Just ahead of them the road took a sudden turn around a high
hedge, and some twoscore paces beyond the bend another road
crossed the one they were riding upon. When they had come to the
crossroad and were well away from those they had left, the lean
Friar drew rein suddenly. "Look ye, fellow," quoth he in a voice
quivering with rage, "we have had enough of thy vile company,
and care no longer to be made sport of. Go thy way, and let us
go ours in peace."
"La there, now!" quoth Little John. "Methought we were such a
merry company, and here thou dost blaze up like fat in the pan.
But truly, I ha' had enow of you today, though I can ill spare
your company. I know ye will miss me, but gin ye want me again,
whisper to Goodman Wind, and he will bring news thereof to me.
But ye see I am a poor man and ye are rich. I pray you give me a
penny or two to buy me bread and cheese at the next inn."
"We have no money, fellow," said the lean Friar harshly.
"Come, Brother Thomas, let us forward."
But Little John caught the horses by the bridle reins, one in
either hand. "Ha' ye in truth no money about you whatsoever?"
said he. "Now, I pray you, brothers, for charity's sake, give me
somewhat to buy a crust of bread, e'en though it be only a
penny."
"I tell thee, fellow, we have no money," thundered the fat
little Friar with the great voice.
"Ha' ye, in holy truth, no money?" asked Little John.
"Not a farthing," said the lean Friar sourly.
"Not a groat," said the fat Friar loudly.
"Nay," quoth Little John, "this must not be. Far be it from
me to see such holy men as ye are depart from me with no money.
Get both of you down straightway from off your horses, and we
will kneel here in the middle of the crossroads and pray the
blessed Saint Dunstan to send us some money to carry us on our
journey."
"What sayest thou, thou limb of evil!" cried the lean Friar,
fairly gnashing his teeth with rage. "Doss thou bid me, the high
cellarer of Fountain Abbey, to get down from my horse and kneel
in the dirty road to pray to some beggarly Saxon saint?"
"Now," quoth Little John, "I ha' a great part of a mind to
crack thy head for thee for speaking thus of the good Saint
Dunstan! But get down straightway, for my patience will not last
much longer, and I may forget that ye are both in holy orders."
So saying, he twirled his stout staff till it whistled again.
At this speech both friars grew as pale as dough. Down
slipped the fat Brother from off his horse on one side, and down
slipped the lean Brother on the other.
"Now, brothers, down on your knees and pray," said Little
John; thereupon, putting his heavy hands upon the shoulder of
each, he forced them to their knees, he kneeling also. Then
Little John began to beseech Saint Dunstan for money, which he
did in a great loud voice. After he had so besought the Saint
for a time, he bade the friars feel in their pouches and see if
the Saint had sent them anything; so each put his hand slowly in
the pouch that hung beside him, but brought nothing thence.
"Ha!" quoth Little John, "have your prayers so little virtue?
Then let us at it again." Then straightway he began calling on
Saint Dunstan again, somewhat in this wise: "O gracious Saint
Dunstan! Send some money straightway to these poor folk, lest
the fat one waste away and grow as lean as the lean one, and the
lean one waste away to nothing at all, ere they get to Lincoln
Town; but send them only ten shillings apiece, lest they grow
puffed up with pride, Any more than that that thou sendest, send
to me.
"Now," quoth he, rising, "let us see what each man hath."
Then he thrust his hand into his pouch and drew thence four
golden angels. "What have ye, brothers?" said he.
Then once again each friar slowly thrust his hand into his
pouch, and once again brought it out with nothing in it.
"Have ye nothing?" quoth Little John. "Nay, I warrant there
is somewhat that hath crept into the seams of your pouches, and
so ye ha' missed it. Let me look."
So he went first to the lean Friar, and, thrusting his hand
into the pouch, he drew forth a leathern bag and counted
therefrom one hundred and ten pounds of golden money. "I
thought," quoth Little John, "that thou hadst missed, in some
odd corner of thy pouch, the money that the blessed Saint had
sent thee. And now let me see whether thou hast not some, also,
brother." Thereupon he thrust his hand into the pouch of the fat
Friar and drew thence a bag like the other and counted out from
it threescore and ten pounds. "Look ye now," quoth he, "I knew
the good Saint had sent thee some pittance that thou, also,
hadst missed."
Then, giving them one pound between them, he slipped the rest
of the money into his own pouch, saying, "Ye pledged me your
holy word that ye had no money. Being holy men, I trust that ye
would not belie your word so pledged, therefore I know the good
Saint Dunstan hath sent this in answer to my prayers. But as I
only prayed for ten shillings to be sent to each of you, all
over and above that belongeth by rights to me, and so I take it.
I give you good den, brothers, and may ye have a pleasant
journey henceforth." So saying, he turned and left them,
striding away. The friars looked at one another with a woeful
look, and slowly and sadly they mounted their horses again and
rode away with never a word.
But Little John turned his footsteps back again to Sherwood
Forest, and merrily he whistled as he strode along.
And now we will see what befell Robin Hood in his venture as
beggar.

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XVII. Robin Hood Turns Beggar
After jolly Robin had left Little John at the forking of the
roads, he walked merrily onward in the mellow sunshine that
shone about him. Ever and anon he would skip and leap or sing a
snatch of song, for pure joyousness of the day; for, because of
the sweetness of the springtide, his heart was as lusty within
him as that of a colt newly turned out to grass. Sometimes he
would walk a long distance, gazing aloft at the great white
swelling clouds that moved slowly across the deep blue sky; anon
he would stop and drink in the fullness of life of all things,
for the hedgerows were budding tenderly and the grass of the
meadows was waxing long and green; again he would stand still
and listen to the pretty song of the little birds in the
thickets or hearken to the clear crow of the cock daring the sky
to rain, whereat he would laugh, for it took but little to
tickle Robin's heart into merriment. So he trudged manfully
along, ever willing to stop for this reason or for that, and
ever ready to chat with such merry lasses as he met now and
then. So the morning slipped along, but yet he met no beggar
with whom he could change clothes. Quoth he, "If I do not change
my luck in haste, I am like to have an empty day of it, for it
is well nigh half gone already, and, although I have had a merry
walk through the countryside, I know nought of a beggar's life."
Then, after a while, he began to grow hungry, whereupon his
mind turned from thoughts of springtime and flowers and birds
and dwelled upon boiled capons, Malmsey, white bread, and the
like, with great tenderness. Quoth he to himself, "I would I had
Willie Wynkin's wishing coat; I know right well what I should
wish for, and this it should be." Here he marked upon the
fingers of his left hand with the forefinger of his right hand
those things which he wished for. "Firstly, I would have a sweet
brown pie of tender larks; mark ye, not dry cooked, but with a
good sop of gravy to moisten it withal. Next, I would have a
pretty pullet, fairly boiled, with tender pigeons' eggs,
cunningly sliced, garnishing the platter around. With these I
would have a long, slim loaf of wheaten bread that hath been
baked upon the hearth; it should be warm from the fire, with
glossy brown crust, the color of the hair of mine own Maid
Marian, and this same crust should be as crisp and brittle as
the thin white ice that lies across the furrows in the early
winter's morning. These will do for the more solid things; but
with these I must have three potties, fat and round, one full of
Malmsey, one of Canary, and one brimming full of mine own dear
lusty sack." Thus spoke Robin to himself, his mouth growing
moist at the corners with the thoughts of the good things he had
raised in his own mind.
So, talking to himself, he came to where the dusty road
turned sharply around the hedge, all tender with the green of
the coming leaf, and there he saw before him a stout fellow
sitting upon a stile, swinging his legs in idleness. All about
this lusty rogue dangled divers pouches and bags of different
sizes and kinds, a dozen or more, with great, wide, gaping
mouths, like a brood of hungry daws. His coat was gathered in at
his waist, and was patched with as many colors as there are
stripes upon a Maypole in the springtide. On his head he wore a
great tall leathern cap, and across his knees rested a stout
quarterstaff of blackthorn, full as long and heavy as Robin's.
As jolly a beggar was he as ever trod the lanes and byways of
Nottinghamshire, for his eyes were as gray as slate, and snapped
and twinkled and danced with merriment, and his black hair
curled close all over his head in little rings of kinkiness.
"Halloa, good fellow," quoth Robin, when he had come nigh to
the other, "what art thou doing here this merry day, when the
flowers are peeping and the buds are swelling?"
Then the other winked one eye and straightway trolled forth
in a merry voice:
"I sit upon the stile,
And I sing a little while
As I wait for my own true dear, O,
For the sun is shining bright,
And the leaves are dancing light,
And the little fowl sings she is near, O.
"And so it is with me, bully boy, saving that my doxy cometh
not."
"Now that is a right sweet song," quoth Robin, "and, were I
in the right mind to listen to thee, I could bear well to hear
more; but I have two things of seriousness to ask of thee; so
listen, I prythee."
At this the jolly Beggar cocked his head on one side, like a
rogue of a magpie. Quoth he, "I am an ill jug to pour heavy
things into, good friend, and, if I mistake not, thou hast few
serious words to spare at any time."
"Nay," quoth jolly Robin, "what I would say first is the most
serious of all thoughts to me, to wit, `Where shall I get
somewhat to eat and drink?' "
"Sayst thou so?" quoth the Beggar. "Marry, I make no such
serious thoughts upon the matter. I eat when I can get it, and
munch my crust when I can get no crumb; likewise, when there is
no ale to be had I wash the dust from out my throat with a
trickle of cold water. I was sitting here, as thou camest upon
me, bethinking myself whether I should break my fast or no. I do
love to let my hunger grow mightily keen ere I eat, for then a
dry crust is as good to me as a venison pasty with suet and
raisins is to stout King Harry. I have a sharp hunger upon me
now, but methinks in a short while it will ripen to a right
mellow appetite."
"Now, in good sooth," quoth merry Robin, laughing, "thou hast
a quaint tongue betwixt thy teeth. But hast thou truly nought
but a dry crust about thee? Methinks thy bags and pouches are
fat and lusty for such thin fare."
"Why, mayhap there is some other cold fare therein," said the
Beggar slyly.
"And hast thou nought to drink but cold water?" said Robin.
"Never so much as a drop," quoth the Beggar. "Over beyond yon
clump of trees is as sweet a little inn as ever thou hast lifted
eyelid upon; but I go not thither, for they have a nasty way
with me. Once, when the good Prior of Emmet was dining there,
the landlady set a dear little tart of stewed crabs and barley
sugar upon the window sill to cool, and, seeing it there, and
fearing it might be lost, I took it with me till that I could
find the owner thereof. Ever since then they have acted very ill
toward me; yet truth bids me say that they have the best ale
there that ever rolled over my tongue."
At this Robin laughed aloud. "Marry," quoth he, "they did ill
toward thee for thy kindness. But tell me truly, what hast thou
in thy pouches?"
"Why," quoth the Beggar, peeping into the mouths of his bags,
"I find here a goodly piece of pigeon pie, wrapped in a cabbage
leaf to hold the gravy. Here I behold a dainty streaked piece of
brawn, and here a fair lump of white bread. Here I find four
oaten cakes and a cold knuckle of ham. Ha! In sooth, 'tis
strange; but here I behold six eggs that must have come by
accident from some poultry yard hereabouts. They are raw, but
roasted upon the coals and spread with a piece of butter that I
see--"
"Peace, good friend!" cried Robin, holding up his hand. "Thou
makest my poor stomach quake with joy for what thou tellest me
so sweetly. If thou wilt give me to eat, I will straightway hie
me to that little inn thou didst tell of but now, and will bring
a skin of ale for thy drinking and mine."
"Friend, thou hast said enough," said the Beggar, getting
down from the stile. "I will feast thee with the best that I
have and bless Saint Cedric for thy company. But, sweet chuck, I
prythee bring three quarts of ale at least, one for thy drinking
and two for mine, for my thirst is such that methinks I can
drink ale as the sands of the River Dee drink salt water."
So Robin straightway left the Beggar, who, upon his part,
went to a budding lime bush back of the hedge, and there spread
his feast upon the grass and roasted his eggs upon a little
fagot fire, with a deftness gained by long labor in that line.
After a while back came Robin bearing a goodly skin of ale upon
his shoulder, which he laid upon the grass. Then, looking upon
the feast spread upon the ground--and a fair sight it was to
look upon-- he slowly rubbed his hand over his stomach, for to
his hungry eyes it seemed the fairest sight that he had beheld
in all his life.
"Friend," said the Beggar, "let me feel the weight of that
skin.
"Yea, truly," quoth Robin, "help thyself, sweet chuck, and
meantime let me see whether thy pigeon pie is fresh or no."
So the one seized upon the ale and the other upon the pigeon
pie, and nothing was heard for a while but the munching of food
and the gurgle of ale as it left the skin.
At last, after a long time had passed thus, Robin pushed the
food from him and heaved a great sigh of deep content, for he
felt as though he had been made all over anew.
"And now, good friend," quoth he, leaning upon one elbow, "I
would have at thee about that other matter of seriousness of
which I spoke not long since."
"How!" said the Beggar reproachfully, "thou wouldst surely
not talk of things appertaining to serious affairs upon such ale
as this!"
"Nay," quoth Robin, laughing. "I would not check thy thirst,
sweet friend; drink while I talk to thee. Thus it is: I would
have thee know that I have taken a liking to thy craft and would
fain have a taste of a beggar's life mine own self."
Said the Beggar, "I marvel not that thou hast taken a liking
to my manner of life, good fellow, but `to like' and `to do' are
two matters of different sorts. I tell thee, friend, one must
serve a long apprenticeship ere one can learn to be even so much
as a clapper-dudgeon, much less a crank or an Abraham-man.[3] I
tell thee, lad, thou art too old to enter upon that which it may
take thee years to catch the hang of."
[3] Classes of traveling mendicants that infested England as
late as the middle of the seventeenth century. Vide Dakkar's
English Villainies, etc.
"Mayhap that may be so," quoth Robin, "for I bring to mind
that Gaffer Swanthold sayeth Jack Shoemaker maketh ill bread;
Tom Baker maketh ill shoon. Nevertheless, I have a mind to taste
a beggar's life, and need but the clothing to be as good as
any."
"I tell thee, fellow," said the Beggar, "if thou wert clad as
sweetly as good Saint Wynten, the patron of our craft, thou
wouldst never make a beggar. Marry, the first jolly traveler
that thou wouldst meet would beat thee to a pudding for
thrusting thy nose into a craft that belongeth not to thee."
"Nevertheless," quoth Robin, "I would have a try at it; and
methinks I shall change clothes with thee, for thy garb seemeth
to be pretty, not to say gay. So not only will I change clothes,
but I will give thee two golden angels to boot. I have brought
my stout staff with me, thinking that I might have to rap some
one of the brethren of thy cloth over the head by way of
argument in this matter, but I love thee so much for the feast
thou hast given me that I would not lift even my little finger
against thee, so thou needst not have a crumb of fear."
To this the Beggar listened with his knuckles resting against
his hips, and when Robin had ended he cocked his head on one
side and thrust his tongue into his cheek.
"Marry, come up," quoth he at last. "Lift thy finger against
me, forsooth! Art thou out of thy wits, man? My name is Riccon
Hazel, and I come from Holywell, in Flintshire, over by the
River Dee. I tell thee, knave, I have cracked the head of many a
better man than thou art, and even now I would scald thy crown
for thee but for the ale thou hast given me. Now thou shalt not
have so much as one tag-rag of my coat, even could it save thee
from hanging."
"Now, fellow," said Robin, "it would ill suit me to spoil thy
pretty head for thee, but I tell thee plainly, that but for this
feast I would do that to thee would stop thy traveling the
country for many a day to come. Keep thy lips shut, lad, or thy
luck will tumble out of thy mouth with thy speech!"
"Now out, and alas for thee, man, for thou hast bred thyself
ill this day!" cried the Beggar, rising and taking up his staff.
"Take up thy club and defend thyself, fellow, for I will not
only beat thee but I will take from thee thy money and leave
thee not so much as a clipped groat to buy thyself a lump of
goose grease to rub thy cracked crown withal. So defend thyself,
I say."
Then up leaped merry Robin and snatched up his staff also.
"Take my money, if thou canst," quoth he. "I promise freely to
give thee every farthing if thou dost touch me." And he twirled
his staff in his fingers till it whistled again.
Then the Beggar swung his staff also, and struck a mighty
blow at Robin, which the yeoman turned. Three blows the Beggar
struck, yet never one touched so much as a hair of Robin's head.
Then stout Robin saw his chance, and, ere you could count three,
Riccon's staff was over the hedge, and Riccon himself lay upon
the green grass with no more motion than you could find in an
empty pudding bag.
"How now!" quoth merry Robin, laughing. "Wilt thou have my
hide or my money, sweet chuck?" But to this the other answered
never a word. Then Robin, seeing his plight, and that he was
stunned with the blow, ran, still laughing, and brought the skin
of ale and poured some of it on the Beggar's head and some down
his throat, so that presently he opened his eyes and looked
around as though wondering why he lay upon his back.
Then Robin, seeing that he had somewhat gathered the wits
that had just been rapped out of his head, said, "Now, good
fellow, wilt thou change clothes with me, or shall I have to tap
thee again? Here are two golden angels if thou wilt give me
freely all thy rags and bags and thy cap and things. If thou
givest them not freely, I much fear me I shall have to--" and he
looked up and down his staff.
Then Riccon sat up and rubbed the bump on his crown. "Now,
out upon it!" quoth he. "I did think to drub thee sweetly,
fellow. I know not how it is, but I seem, as it were, to have
bought more beer than I can drink. If I must give up my clothes,
I must, but first promise me, by thy word as a true yeoman, that
thou wilt take nought from me but my clothes."
"I promise on the word of a true yeoman," quoth Robin,
thinking that the fellow had a few pennies that he would save.
Thereupon the Beggar drew a little knife that hung at his
side and, ripping up the lining of his coat, drew thence ten
bright golden pounds, which he laid upon the ground beside him
with a cunning wink at Robin. "Now thou mayst have my clothes
and welcome," said he, "and thou mightest have had them in
exchange for thine without the cost of a single farthing, far
less two golden angels."
"Marry," quoth Robin, laughing, "thou art a sly fellow, and I
tell thee truly, had I known thou hadst so much money by thee
maybe thou mightst not have carried it away, for I warrant thou
didst not come honestly by it."
Then each stripped off his clothes and put on those of the
other, and as lusty a beggar was Robin Hood as e'er you could
find of a summer's day. But stout Riccon of Holywell skipped and
leaped and danced for joy of the fair suit of Lincoln green that
he had so gotten. Quoth he, "I am a gay-feathered bird now.
Truly, my dear Moll Peascod would never know me in this dress.
Thou mayst keep the cold pieces of the feast, friend, for I mean
to live well and lustily while my money lasts and my clothes are
gay."
So he turned and left Robin and, crossing the stile, was
gone, but Robin heard him singing from beyond the hedge as he
strode away:
"For Polly is smiling and Molly is glad
When the beggar comes in at the door,
And Jack and Dick call him a fine lusty lad,
And the hostess runs up a great score.
Then hey, Willy Waddykin,
Stay, Billy Waddykin,
And let the brown ale flow free, flow free,
The beggar's the man for me."
Robin listened till the song ended in the distance, then he also
crossed the stile into the road, but turned his toes away from
where the Beggar had gone. The road led up a gentle hill and up
the hill Robin walked, a half score or more of bags dangling
about his legs. Onward he strolled for a long time, but other
adventure he found not. The road was bare of all else but
himself, as he went kicking up little clouds of dust at each
footstep; for it was noontide, the most peaceful time of all the
day, next to twilight. All the earth was silent in the
restfulness of eating time; the plowhorses stood in the furrow
munching, with great bags over their noses holding sweet food,
the plowman sat under the hedge and the plowboy also, and they,
too, were munching, each one holding a great piece of bread in
one fist and a great piece of cheese in the other.
So Robin, with all the empty road to himself, strode along
whistling merrily, his bags and pouches bobbing and dangling at
his thighs. At last he came to where a little grass-grown path
left the road and, passing through a stile and down a hill, led
into a little dell and on across a rill in the valley and up the
hill on the other side, till it reached a windmill that stood on
the cap of the rise where the wind bent the trees in swaying
motion. Robin looked at the spot and liked it, and, for no
reason but that his fancy led him, he took the little path and
walked down the grassy sunny slope of the open meadow, and so
came to the little dingle and, ere he knew it, upon four lusty
fellows that sat with legs outstretched around a goodly feast
spread upon the ground.
Four merry beggars were they, and each had slung about his
neck a little board that rested upon his breast. One board had
written upon it, "I am blind," another, "I am deaf," another, "I
am dumb," and the fourth, "Pity the lame one." But although all
these troubles written upon the boards seemed so grievous, the
four stout fellows sat around feasting as merrily as though
Cain's wife had never opened the pottle that held misfortunes
and let them forth like a cloud of flies to pester us.
The deaf man was the first to hear Robin, for he said, "Hark,
brothers, I hear someone coming." And the blind man was the
first to see him, for he said, "He is an honest man, brothers,
and one of like craft to ourselves." Then the dumb man called to
him in a great voice and said, "Welcome, brother; come and sit
while there is still some of the feast left and a little Malmsey
in the pottle." At this, the lame man, who had taken off his
wooden leg and unstrapped his own leg, and was sitting with it
stretched out upon the grass so as to rest it, made room for
Robin among them. "We are glad to see thee, brother," said he,
holding out the flask of Malmsey.
"Marry," quoth Robin, laughing, and weighing the flask in his
hands ere he drank, "methinks it is no more than seemly of you
all to be glad to see me, seeing that I bring sight to the
blind, speech to the dumb, hearing to the deaf, and such a lusty
leg to a lame man. I drink to your happiness, brothers, as I may
not drink to your health, seeing ye are already hale, wind and
limb."
At this all grinned, and the Blind beggar, who was the chief
man among them, and was the broadest shouldered and most lusty
rascal of all, smote Robin upon the shoulder, swearing he was a
right merry wag.
"Whence comest thou, lad?" asked the Dumb man.
"Why," quoth Robin, "I came this morning from sleeping
overnight in Sherwood."
"Is it even so?" said the Deaf man. "I would not for all the
money we four are carrying to Lincoln Town sleep one night in
Sherwood. If Robin Hood caught one of our trade in his woodlands
he would, methinks, clip his ears."
"Methinks he would, too," quoth Robin, laughing. "But what
money is this that ye speak of?"
Then up spake the Lame man. "Our king, Peter of York," said
he, "hath sent us to Lincoln with those moneys that--"
"Stay, brother Hodge," quoth the Blind man, breaking into the
talk, "I would not doubt our brother here, but bear in mind we
know him not. What art thou, brother? Upright-man, Jurkman,
Clapper-dudgeon, Dommerer, or Abraham-man?"
At these words Robin looked from one man to the other with
mouth agape. "Truly," quoth he, "I trust I am an upright man, at
least, I strive to be; but I know not what thou meanest by such
jargon, brother. It were much more seemly, methinks, if yon Dumb
man, who hath a sweet voice, would give us a song."
At these words a silence fell on all, and after a while the
Blind man spoke again. Quoth he, "Thou dost surely jest when
thou sayest that thou dost not understand such words. Answer me
this: Hast thou ever fibbed a chouse quarrons in the Rome pad
for the loure in his bung?"[4]
[4] I.E., in old beggar's cant, "beaten a man or gallant upon
the highway for the money in his purse." Dakkar's ENGLISH
VILLAINIES.
"Now out upon it," quoth Robin Hood testily, "an ye make
sport of me by pattering such gibberish, it will be ill for you
all, I tell you. I have the best part of a mind to crack the
heads of all four of you, and would do so, too, but for the
sweet Malmsey ye have given me. Brother, pass the pottle lest it
grow cold."
But all the four beggars leaped to their feet when Robin had
done speaking, and the Blind man snatched up a heavy knotted
cudgel that lay beside him on the grass, as did the others
likewise. Then Robin, seeing that things were like to go ill
with him, albeit he knew not what all the coil was about, leaped
to his feet also and, catching up his trusty staff, clapped his
back against the tree and stood upon his guard against them.
"How, now!" cried he, twirling his staff betwixt his fingers,
"would you four stout fellows set upon one man? Stand back, ye
rascals, or I will score your pates till they have as many marks
upon them as a pothouse door! Are ye mad? I have done you no
harm."
"Thou liest!" quoth the one who pretended to be blind and
who, being the lustiest villain, was the leader of the others,
"thou liest! For thou hast come among us as a vile spy. But
thine ears have heard too much for thy body's good, and thou
goest not forth from this place unless thou goest feet foremost,
for this day thou shalt die! Come, brothers, all together! Down
with him!" Then, whirling up his cudgel, he rushed upon Robin as
an angry bull rushes upon a red rag. But Robin was ready for any
happening. "Crick! Crack!" he struck two blows as quick as a
wink, and down went the Blind man, rolling over and over upon
the grass.
At this the others bore back and stood at a little distance
scowling upon Robin. "Come on, ye scum!" cried he merrily. "Here
be cakes and ale for all. Now, who will be next served?"
To this speech the beggars answered never a word, but they
looked at Robin as great Blunderbore looked upon stout Jack the
slayer of giants, as though they would fain eat him, body and
bones; nevertheless, they did not care to come nigher to him and
his terrible staff. Then, seeing them so hesitate, Robin of a
sudden leaped upon them, striking even as he leaped. Down went
the Dumb man, and away flew his cudgel from his hand as he fell.
At this the others ducked to avoid another blow, then, taking to
their heels, scampered, the one one way and the other the other,
as though they had the west wind's boots upon their feet. Robin
looked after them, laughing, and thought that never had he seen
so fleet a runner as the Lame man; but neither of the beggars
stopped nor turned around, for each felt in his mind the wind of
Robin's cudgel about his ears.
Then Robin turned to the two stout knaves lying upon the
ground. Quoth he, "These fellows spake somewhat about certain
moneys they were taking to Lincoln; methinks I may find it upon
this stout blind fellow, who hath as keen sight as e'er a
trained woodsman in Nottingham or Yorkshire. It were a pity to
let sound money stay in the pockets of such thieving knaves." So
saying, he stooped over the burly rascal and searched among his
rags and tatters, till presently his fingers felt a leathern
pouch slung around his body beneath his patched and tattered
coat. This he stripped away and, weighing it in his hands,
bethought himself that it was mighty heavy. "It were a sweet
thing," said he to himself, "if this were filled with gold
instead of copper pence." Then, sitting down upon the grass, he
opened the pocket and looked into it. There he found four round
rolls wrapped up in dressed sheepskin; one of these rolls he
opened; then his mouth gaped and his eyes stared, I wot, as
though they would never close again, for what did he see but
fifty pounds of bright golden money? He opened the other pockets
and found in each one the same, fifty bright new-stamped golden
pounds. Quoth Robin, "I have oft heard that the Beggars' Guild
was over-rich, but never did I think that they sent such sums as
this to their treasury. I shall take it with me, for it will be
better used for charity and the good of my merry band than in
the enriching of such knaves as these." So saying, he rolled up
the money in the sheepskin again, and putting it back in the
purse, he thrust the pouch into his own bosom. Then taking up
the flask of Malmsey, he held it toward the two fellows lying on
the grass, and quoth he, "Sweet friends, I drink your health and
thank you dearly for what ye have so kindly given me this day,
and so I wish you good den." Then, taking up his staff, he left
the spot and went merrily on his way.
But when the two stout beggars that had been rapped upon the
head roused themselves and sat up, and when the others had
gotten over their fright and come back, they were as sad and
woebegone as four frogs in dry weather, for two of them had
cracked crowns, their Malmsey was all gone, and they had not so
much as a farthing to cross their palms withal.
But after Robin left the little dell he strode along merrily,
singing as he went; and so blithe was he and such a stout
beggar, and, withal, so fresh and clean, that every merry lass
he met had a sweet word for him and felt no fear, while the very
dogs, that most times hate the sight of a beggar, snuffed at his
legs in friendly wise and wagged their tails pleasantly; for
dogs know an honest man by his smell, and an honest man Robin
was-- in his own way.
Thus he went along till at last he had come to the wayside
cross nigh Ollerton, and, being somewhat tired, he sat him down
to rest upon the grassy bank in front of it. "It groweth nigh
time," quoth he to himself, "that I were getting back again to
Sherwood; yet it would please me well to have one more merry
adventure ere I go back again to my jolly band."
So he looked up the road and down the road to see who might
come, until at last he saw someone drawing near, riding upon a
horse. When the traveler came nigh enough for him to see him
well, Robin laughed, for a strange enough figure he cut. He was
a thin, wizened man, and, to look upon him, you could not tell
whether he was thirty years old or sixty, so dried up was he
even to skin and bone. As for the nag, it was as thin as the
rider, and both looked as though they had been baked in Mother
Huddle's Oven, where folk are dried up so that they live
forever.
But although Robin laughed at the droll sight, he knew the
wayfarer to be a certain rich corn engrosser of Worksop, who
more than once had bought all the grain in the countryside and
held it till it reached even famine prices, thus making much
money from the needs of poor people, and for this he was hated
far and near by everyone that knew aught of him.
So, after a while, the Corn Engrosser came riding up to where
Robin sat; whereupon merry Robin stepped straightway forth, in
all his rags and tatters, his bags and pouches dangling about
him, and laid his hand upon the horse's bridle rein, calling
upon the other to stop.
"Who art thou, fellow, that doth dare to stop me thus upon
the King's highway?" said the lean man, in a dry, sour voice.
"Pity a poor beggar," quoth Robin. "Give me but a farthing to
buy me a piece of bread."
"Now, out upon thee!" snarled the other. "Such sturdy rogues
as thou art are better safe in the prisons or dancing upon
nothing, with a hempen collar about the neck, than strolling the
highways so freely."
"Tut," quoth Robin, "how thou talkest! Thou and I are
brothers, man. Do we not both take from the poor people that
which they can ill spare? Do we not make our livings by doing
nought of any good? Do we not both live without touching palm to
honest work? Have we either of us ever rubbed thumbs over
honestly gained farthings? Go to! We are brothers, I say; only
thou art rich and I am poor; wherefore, I prythee once more,
give me a penny."
"Doss thou prate so to me, sirrah?" cried the Corn Engrosser
in a rage. "Now I will have thee soundly whipped if ever I catch
thee in any town where the law can lay hold of thee! As for
giving thee a penny, I swear to thee that I have not so much as
a single groat in my purse. Were Robin Hood himself to take me,
he might search me from crown to heel without finding the
smallest piece of money upon me. I trust I am too sly to travel
so nigh to Sherwood with money in my pouch, and that thief at
large in the woods."
Then merry Robin looked up and down, as if to see that there
was no one nigh, and then, coming close to the Corn Engrosser,
he stood on tiptoe and spake in his ear, "Thinkest thou in sooth
that I am a beggar, as I seem to be? Look upon me. There is not
a grain of dirt upon my hands or my face or my body. Didst thou
ever see a beggar so? I tell thee I am as honest a man as thou
art. Look, friend." Here he took the purse of money from his
breast and showed to the dazzled eyes of the Corn Engrosser the
bright golden pieces. "Friend, these rags serve but to hide an
honest rich man from the eyes of Robin Hood."
"Put up thy money, lad," cried the other quickly. "Art thou a
fool, to trust to beggar's rags to shield thee from Robin Hood?
If he caught thee, he would strip thee to the skin, for he hates
a lusty beggar as he doth a fat priest or those of my kind."
"Is it indeed so?" quoth Robin. "Had I known this, mayhap I
had not come hereabouts in this garb. But I must go forward now,
as much depends upon my journeying. Where goest thou, friend?"
"I go to Grantham," said the Corn Engrosser, "but I shall
lodge tonight at Newark, if I can get so far upon my way."
"Why, I myself am on the way to Newark," quoth merry Robin,
"so that, as two honest men are better than one in roads beset
by such a fellow as this Robin Hood, I will jog along with thee,
if thou hast no dislike to my company."
"Why, as thou art an honest fellow and a rich fellow," said
the Corn Engrosser, "I mind not thy company; but, in sooth, I
have no great fondness for beggars."
"Then forward," quoth Robin, "for the day wanes and it will
be dark ere we reach Newark." So off they went, the lean horse
hobbling along as before, and Robin running beside, albeit he
was so quaking with laughter within him that he could hardly
stand; yet he dared not laugh aloud, lest the Corn Engrosser
should suspect something. So they traveled along till they
reached a hill just on the outskirts of Sherwood. Here the lean
man checked his lean horse into a walk, for the road was steep,
and he wished to save his nag's strength, having far to go ere
he reached Newark. Then he turned in his saddle and spake to
Robin again, for the first time since they had left the cross.
"Here is thy greatest danger, friend," said he, "for here we are
nighest to that vile thief Robin Hood, and the place where he
dwells. Beyond this we come again to the open honest country,
and so are more safe in our journeying."
"Alas!" quoth Robin, "I would that I had as little money by
me as thou hast, for this day I fear that Robin Hood will get
every groat of my wealth."
Then the other looked at Robin and winked cunningly. Quoth
he, "I tell thee, friend, that I have nigh as much by me as thou
hast, but it is hidden so that never a knave in Sherwood could
find it."
"Thou dost surely jest," quoth Robin. "How could one hide so
much as two hundred pounds upon his person?"
"Now, as thou art so honest a fellow, and, withal, so much
younger than I am, I will tell thee that which I have told to no
man in all the world before, and thus thou mayst learn never
again to do such a foolish thing as to trust to beggar's garb to
guard thee against Robin Hood. Seest thou these clogs upon my
feet?"
"Yea," quoth Robin, laughing, "truly, they are large enough
for any man to see, even were his sight as foggy as that of
Peter Patter, who never could see when it was time to go to
work."
"Peace, friend," said the Corn Engrosser, "for this is no
matter for jesting. The soles of these clogs are not what they
seem to be, for each one is a sweet little box; and by twisting
the second nail from the toe, the upper of the shoe and part of
the sole lifts up like a lid, and in the spaces within are
fourscore and ten bright golden pounds in each shoe, all wrapped
in hair, to keep them from clinking and so telling tales of
themselves."
When the Corn Engrosser had told this, Robin broke into a
roar of laughter and, laying his hands upon the bridle rein,
stopped the sad-looking nag. "Stay, good friend," quoth he,
between bursts of merriment, "thou art the slyest old fox that
e'er I saw in all my life!--In the soles of his shoon,
quotha!--If ever I trust a poor-seeming man again, shave my head
and paint it blue! A corn factor, a horse jockey, an estate
agent, and a jackdaw for cunningness, say I!" And he laughed
again till he shook in his shoes with mirth.
All this time the Corn Engrosser had been staring at Robin,
his mouth agape with wonder. "Art thou mad," quoth he, "to talk
in this way, so loud and in such a place? Let us forward, and
save thy mirth till we are safe and sound at Newark."
"Nay," quoth Robin, the tears of merriment wet on his cheeks,
"on second thoughts I go no farther than here, for I have good
friends hereabouts. Thou mayst go forward if thou dost list,
thou sweet pretty fellow, but thou must go forward barefoot, for
I am afraid that thy shoon must be left behind. Off with them,
friend, for I tell thee I have taken a great fancy to them."
At these words the corn factor grew pale as a linen napkin.
"Who art thou that talkest so?" said he.
Then merry Robin laughed again, and quoth he, "Men hereabouts
call me Robin Hood; so, sweet friend, thou hadst best do my
bidding and give me thy shoes, wherefore hasten, I prythee, or
else thou wilt not get to fair Newark Town till after dark."
At the sound of the name of Robin Hood, the corn factor
quaked with fear, so that he had to seize his horse by the mane
to save himself from falling off its back. Then straightway, and
without more words, he stripped off his clogs and let them fall
upon the road. Robin, still holding the bridle rein, stooped and
picked them up. Then he said, "Sweet friend, I am used to ask
those that I have dealings with to come and feast at Sherwood
with me. I will not ask thee, because of our pleasant journey
together; for I tell thee there be those in Sherwood that would
not be so gentle with thee as I have been. The name of Corn
Engrosser leaves a nasty taste upon the tongue of all honest
men. Take a fool's advice of me and come no more so nigh to
Sherwood, or mayhap some day thou mayst of a sudden find a
clothyard shaft betwixt thy ribs. So, with this, I give thee
good den." Hereupon he clapped his hand to the horse's flank and
off went nag and rider. But the man's face was all bedewed with
the sweat of fright, and never again, I wot, was he found so
close to Sherwood Forest as he had been this day.
Robin stood and looked after him, and, when he was fairly
gone, turned, laughing, and entered the forest carrying the
shoes in his hand.
That night in sweet Sherwood the red fires glowed brightly in
wavering light on tree and bush, and all around sat or lay the
stout fellows of the band to hear Robin Hood and Little John
tell their adventures. All listened closely, and again and again
the woods rang with shouts of laughter.
When all was told, Friar Tuck spoke up. "Good master," said
he, "thou hast had a pretty time, but still I hold to my saying,
that the life of the barefoot friar is the merrier of the two."
"Nay," quoth Will Stutely, "I hold with our master, that he
hath had the pleasanter doings of the two, for he hath had two
stout bouts at quarterstaff this day."
So some of the band held with Robin Hood and some with Little
John. As for me, I think--But I leave it with you to say for
yourselves which you hold with.

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XVIII. Robin Hood Shoots Before Queen Eleanor
The highroad stretched white and dusty in the hot summer
afternoon sun, and the trees stood motionless along the
roadside. All across the meadow lands the hot air danced and
quivered, and in the limpid waters of the lowland brook, spanned
by a little stone bridge, the fish hung motionless above the
yellow gravel, and the dragonfly sat quite still, perched upon
the sharp tip of a spike of the rushes, with its wings
glistening in the sun.
Along the road a youth came riding upon a fair milk-white
barb, and the folk that he passed stopped and turned and looked
after him, for never had so lovely a lad or one so gaily clad
been seen in Nottingham before. He could not have been more than
sixteen years of age, and was as fair as any maiden. His long
yellow hair flowed behind him as he rode along, all clad in silk
and velvet, with jewels flashing and dagger jingling against the
pommel of the saddle. Thus came the Queen's Page, young Richard
Partington, from famous London Town down into Nottinghamshire,
upon Her Majesty's bidding, to seek Robin Hood in Sherwood
Forest.
The road was hot and dusty and his journey had been long, for
that day he had come all the way from Leicester Town, a good
twenty miles and more; wherefore young Partington was right glad
when he saw before him a sweet little inn, all shady and cool
beneath the trees, in front of the door of which a sign hung
pendant, bearing the picture of a blue boar. Here he drew rein
and called loudly for a pottle of Rhenish wine to be brought
him, for stout country ale was too coarse a drink for this young
gentleman. Five lusty fellows sat upon the bench beneath the
pleasant shade of the wide-spreading oak in front of the inn
door, drinking ale and beer, and all stared amain at this fair
and gallant lad. Two of the stoutest of them were clothed in
Lincoln green, and a great heavy oaken staff leaned against the
gnarled oak tree trunk beside each fellow.
The landlord came and brought a pottle of wine and a long
narrow glass upon a salver, which he held up to the Page as he
sat upon his horse. Young Partington poured forth the bright
yellow wine and holding the glass aloft, cried, "Here is to the
health and long happiness of my royal mistress, the noble Queen
Eleanor; and may my journey and her desirings soon have end, and
I find a certain stout yeoman men call Robin Hood."
At these words all stared, but presently the two stout yeomen
in Lincoln green began whispering together. Then one of the two,
whom Partington thought to be the tallest and stoutest fellow he
had ever beheld, spoke up and said, "What seekest thou of Robin
Hood, Sir Page? And what does our good Queen Eleanor wish of
him? I ask this of thee, not foolishly, but with reason, for I
know somewhat of this stout yeoman."
"An thou knowest aught of him, good fellow," said young
Partington, "thou wilt do great service to him and great
pleasure to our royal Queen by aiding me to find him."
Then up spake the other yeoman, who was a handsome fellow
with sunburned face and nut-brown, curling hair, "Thou hast an
honest look, Sir Page, and our Queen is kind and true to all
stout yeomen. Methinks I and my friend here might safely guide
thee to Robin Hood, for we know where he may be found. Yet I
tell thee plainly, we would not for all merry England have aught
of harm befall him."
"Set thy mind at ease; I bring nought of ill with me," quoth
Richard Partington. "I bring a kind message to him from our
Queen, therefore an ye know where he is to be found, I pray you
to guide me thither."
Then the two yeomen looked at one another again, and the tall
man said, "Surely it were safe to do this thing, Will"; whereat
the other nodded. Thereupon both arose, and the tall yeoman
said, "We think thou art true, Sir Page, and meanest no harm,
therefore we will guide thee to Robin Hood as thou dost wish."
Then Partington paid his score, and the yeomen coming
forward, they all straightway departed upon their way.
Under the greenwood tree, in the cool shade that spread all
around upon the sward, with flickering lights here and there,
Robin Hood and many of his band lay upon the soft green grass,
while Allan a Dale sang and played upon his sweetly sounding
harp. All listened in silence, for young Allan's singing was one
of the greatest joys in all the world to them; but as they so
listened there came of a sudden the sound of a horse's feet, and
presently Little John and Will Stutely came forth from the
forest path into the open glade, young Richard Partington riding
between them upon his milk-white horse. The three came toward
where Robin Hood sat, all the band staring with might and main,
for never had they seen so gay a sight as this young Page, nor
one so richly clad in silks and velvets and gold and jewels.
Then Robin arose and stepped forth to meet him, and Partington
leaped from his horse and doffing his cap of crimson velvet, met
Robin as he came. "Now, welcome!" cried Robin. "Now, welcome,
fair youth, and tell me, I prythee, what bringeth one of so fair
a presence and clad in such noble garb to our poor forest of
Sherwood?"
Then young Partington said, "If I err not, thou art the
famous Robin Hood, and these thy stout band of outlawed yeomen.
To thee I bring greetings from our noble Queen Eleanor. Oft hath
she heard thee spoken of and thy merry doings hereabouts, and
fain would she behold thy face; therefore she bids me tell thee
that if thou wilt presently come to London Town, she will do all
in her power to guard thee against harm, and will send thee back
safe to Sherwood Forest again. Four days hence, in Finsbury
Fields, our good King Henry, of great renown, holdeth a grand
shooting match, and all the most famous archers of merry England
will be thereat. Our Queen would fain see thee strive with
these, knowing that if thou wilt come thou wilt, with little
doubt, carry off the prize. Therefore she hath sent me with this
greeting, and furthermore sends thee, as a sign of great good
will, this golden ring from off her own fair thumb, which I give
herewith into thy hands."
Then Robin Hood bowed his head and taking the ring, kissed it
right loyally, and then slipped it upon his little finger. Quoth
he, "Sooner would I lose my life than this ring; and ere it
departs from me, my hand shall be cold in death or stricken off
at the wrist. Fair Sir Page, I will do our Queen's bidding, and
will presently hie with thee to London; but, ere we go, I will
feast thee here in the woodlands with the very best we have."
"It may not be," said the Page; "we have no time to tarry,
therefore get thyself ready straightway; and if there be any of
thy band that thou wouldst take with thee, our Queen bids me say
that she will make them right welcome likewise."
"Truly, thou art right," quoth Robin, "and we have but short
time to stay; therefore I will get me ready presently. I will
choose three of my men, only, to go with me, and these three
shall be Little John, mine own true right-hand man, Will
Scarlet, my cousin, and Allan a Dale, my minstrel. Go, lads, and
get ye ready straightway, and we will presently off with all
speed that we may. Thou, Will Stutely, shall be the chief of the
band while I am gone."
Then Little John and Will Scarlet and Allan a Dale ran
leaping, full of joy, to make themselves ready, while Robin also
prepared himself for the journey. After a while they all four
came forth, and a right fair sight they made, for Robin was clad
in blue from head to foot, and Little John and Will Scarlet in
good Lincoln green, and as for Allan a Dale, he was dressed in
scarlet from the crown of his head to the toes of his pointed
shoes. Each man wore beneath his cap a little head covering of
burnished steel set with rivets of gold, and underneath his
jerkin a coat of linked mail, as fine as carded wool, yet so
tough that no arrow could pierce it. Then, seeing all were
ready, young Partington mounted his horse again, and the yeomen
having shaken hands all around, the five departed upon their
way.
That night they took up their inn in Melton Mowbray, in
Leicestershire, and the next night they lodged at Kettering, in
Northamptonshire; and the next at Bedford Town; and the next at
St. Albans, in Hertfordshire. This place they left not long
after the middle of the night, and traveling fast through the
tender dawning of the summer day, when the dews lay shining on
the meadows and faint mists hung in the dales, when the birds
sang their sweetest and the cobwebs beneath the hedges glimmered
like fairy cloth of silver, they came at last to the towers and
walls of famous London Town, while the morn was still young and
all golden toward the east.
Queen Eleanor sat in her royal bower, through the open
casements of which poured the sweet yellow sunshine in great
floods of golden light. All about her stood her
ladies-in-waiting chatting in low voices, while she herself sat
dreamily where the mild air came softly drifting into the room
laden with the fresh perfumes of the sweet red roses that
bloomed in the great garden beneath the wall. To her came one
who said that her page, Richard Partington, and four stout
yeomen waited her pleasure in the court below. Then Queen
Eleanor arose joyously and bade them be straightway shown into
her presence.
Thus Robin Hood and Little John and Will Scarlet and Allan a
Dale came before the Queen into her own royal bower. Then Robin
kneeled before the Queen with his hands folded upon his breast,
saying in simple phrase, "Here am I, Robin Hood. Thou didst bid
me come, and lo, I do thy bidding. I give myself to thee as thy
true servant, and will do thy commanding, even if it be to the
shedding of the last drop of my life's blood."
But good Queen Eleanor smiled pleasantly upon him, bidding
him to arise. Then she made them all be seated to rest
themselves after their long journey. Rich food was brought them
and noble wines, and she had her own pages to wait upon the
wants of the yeomen. At last, after they had eaten all they
could, she began questioning them of their merry adventures.
Then they told her all of the lusty doings herein spoken of, and
among others that concerning the Bishop of Hereford and Sir
Richard of the Lea, and how the Bishop had abided three days in
Sherwood Forest. At this, the Queen and the ladies about her
laughed again and again, for they pictured to themselves the
stout Bishop abiding in the forest and ranging the woods in
lusty sport with Robin and his band. Then, when they had told
all that they could bring to mind, the Queen asked Allan to sing
to her, for his fame as a minstrel had reached even to the court
at London Town. So straightway Allan took up his harp in his
hand, and, without more asking, touched the strings lightly till
they all rang sweetly, then he sang thus:
"Gentle river, gentle river,
Bright thy crystal waters flow,
Sliding where the aspens shiver,
Gliding where the lilies blow,
"Singing over pebbled shallows,
Kissing blossoms bending low,
Breaking 'neath the dipping swallows,
Purpling where the breezes blow.
"Floating on thy breast forever
Down thy current I could glide;
Grief and pain should reach me never
On thy bright and gentle tide.
"So my aching heart seeks thine, love,
There to find its rest and peace,
For, through loving, bliss is mine, love,
And my many troubles cease."
Thus Allan sang, and as he sang all eyes dwelled upon him and
not a sound broke the stillness, and even after he had done the
silence hung for a short space. So the time passed till the hour
drew nigh for the holding of the great archery match in Finsbury
Fields.
A gay sight were famous Finsbury Fields on that bright and
sunny morning of lusty summertime. Along the end of the meadow
stood the booths for the different bands of archers, for the
King's yeomen were divided into companies of fourscore men, and
each company had a captain over it; so on the bright greensward
stood ten booths of striped canvas, a booth for each band of the
royal archers, and at the peak of each fluttered a flag in the
mellow air, and the flag was the color that belonged to the
captain of each band. From the center booth hung the yellow flag
of Tepus, the famous bow bearer of the King; next to it, on one
hand, was the blue flag of Gilbert of the White Hand, and on the
other the blood-red pennant of stout young Clifton of
Buckinghamshire. The seven other archer captains were also men
of great renown; among them were Egbert of Kent and William of
Southampton; but those first named were most famous of all. The
noise of many voices in talk and laughter came from within the
booths, and in and out ran the attendants like ants about an
ant-hill. Some bore ale and beer, and some bundles of bowstrings
or sheaves of arrows. On each side of the archery range were
rows upon rows of seats reaching high aloft, and in the center
of the north side was a raised dais for the King and Queen,
shaded by canvas of gay colors, and hung about with streaming
silken pennants of red and blue and green and white. As yet the
King and Queen had not come, but all the other benches were full
of people, rising head above head high aloft till it made the
eye dizzy to look upon them. Eightscore yards distant from the
mark from which the archers were to shoot stood ten fair
targets, each target marked by a flag of the color belonging to
the band that was to shoot thereat. So all was ready for the
coming of the King and Queen.
At last a great blast of bugles sounded, and into the meadow
came riding six trumpeters with silver trumpets, from which hung
velvet banners heavy with rich workings of silver and gold
thread. Behind these came stout King Henry upon a dapple-gray
stallion, with his Queen beside him upon a milk-white palfrey.
On either side of them walked the yeomen of the guard, the
bright sunlight flashing from the polished blades of the steel
halberds they carried. Behind these came the Court in a great
crowd, so that presently all the lawn was alive with bright
colors, with silk and velvet, with waving plumes and gleaming
gold, with flashing jewels and sword hilts; a gallant sight on
that bright summer day.
Then all the people arose and shouted, so that their voices
sounded like the storm upon the Cornish coast, when the dark
waves run upon the shore and leap and break, surging amid the
rocks; so, amid the roaring and the surging of the people, and
the waving of scarfs and kerchiefs, the King and Queen came to
their place, and, getting down from their horses, mounted the
broad stairs that led to the raised platform, and there took
their seats on two thrones bedecked with purple silks and cloths
of silver and of gold.
When all was quiet a bugle sounded, and straightway the
archers came marching in order from their tents. Fortyscore they
were in all, as stalwart a band of yeomen as could be found in
all the wide world. So they came in orderly fashion and stood in
front of the dais where King Henry and his Queen sat. King Henry
looked up and down their ranks right proudly, for his heart
warmed within him at the sight of such a gallant band of yeomen.
Then he bade his herald Sir Hugh de Mowbray stand forth and
proclaim the rules governing the game. So Sir Hugh stepped to
the edge of the platform and spoke in a loud clear voice, and
thus he said:
That each man should shoot seven arrows at the target that
belonged to his band, and, of the fourscore yeomen of each band,
the three that shot the best should be chosen. These three
should shoot three arrows apiece, and the one that shot the best
should again be chosen. Then each of these should again shoot
three arrows apiece, and the one that shot the best should have
the first prize, the one that shot the next best should have the
second, and the one that shot the next best should have the
third prize. Each of the others should have fourscore silver
pennies for his shooting. The first prize was to be twoscore and
ten golden pounds, a silver bugle horn inlaid with gold, and a
quiver with ten white arrows tipped with gold and feathered with
the white swan's-wing therein. The second prize was to be
fivescore of the fattest bucks that run on Dallen Lea, to be
shot when the yeoman that won them chose. The third prize was to
be two tuns of good Rhenish wine.
So Sir Hugh spoke, and when he had done all the archers waved
their bows aloft and shouted. Then each band turned and marched
in order back to its place.
And now the shooting began, the captains first taking stand
and speeding their shafts and then making room for the men who
shot, each in turn, after them. Two hundred and eighty score
shafts were shot in all, and so deftly were they sped that when
the shooting was done each target looked like the back of a
hedgehog when the farm dog snuffs at it. A long time was taken
in this shooting, and when it was over the judges came forward,
looked carefully at the targets, and proclaimed in a loud voice
which three had shot the best from the separate bands. Then a
great hubbub of voices arose, each man among the crowd that
looked on calling for his favorite archer. Then ten fresh
targets were brought forward, and every sound was hushed as the
archers took their places once more.
This time the shooting was more speedily done, for only nine
shafts were shot by each band. Not an arrow missed the targets,
but in that of Gilbert of the White Hand five arrows were in the
small white spot that marked the center; of these five three
were sped by Gilbert. Then the judges came forward again, and
looking at the targets, called aloud the names of the archer
chosen as the best bowman of each band. Of these Gilbert of the
White Hand led, for six of the ten arrows he had shot had lodged
in the center; but stout Tepus and young Clifton trod close upon
his heels; yet the others stood a fair chance for the second or
third place.
And now, amid the roaring of the crowd, those ten stout
fellows that were left went back to their tents to rest for a
while and change their bowstrings, for nought must fail at this
next round, and no hand must tremble or eye grow dim because of
weariness.
Then while the deep buzz and hum of talking sounded all
around like the noise of the wind in the leafy forest, Queen
Eleanor turned to the King, and quoth she, "Thinkest thou that
these yeomen so chosen are the very best archers in all merry
England?"
"Yea, truly," said the King, smiling, for he was well pleased
with the sport that he had seen; "and I tell thee, that not only
are they the best archers in all merry England, but in all the
wide world beside."
"But what wouldst thou say," quoth Queen Eleanor, "if I were
to find three archers to match the best three yeomen of all thy
guard?"
"I would say thou hast done what I could not do," said the
King, laughing, "for I tell thee there lives not in all the
world three archers to match Tepus and Gilbert and Clifton of
Buckinghamshire."
"Now," said the Queen, "I know of three yeomen, and in truth
I have seen them not long since, that I would not fear to match
against any three that thou canst choose from among all thy
fortyscore archers; and, moreover, I will match them here this
very day. But I will only match them with thy archers providing
that thou wilt grant a free pardon to all that may come in my
behalf."
At this, the King laughed loud and long. "Truly," said he,
"thou art taking up with strange matters for a queen. If thou
wilt bring those three fellows that thou speakest of, I will
promise faithfully to give them free pardon for forty days, to
come or to go wheresoever they please, nor will I harm a hair of
their heads in all that time. Moreover, if these that thou
bringest shoot better than my yeomen, man for man, they shall
have the prizes for themselves according to their shooting. But
as thou hast so taken up of a sudden with sports of this kind,
hast thou a mind for a wager?"
"Why, in sooth," said Queen Eleanor, laughing, "I know nought
of such matters, but if thou hast a mind to do somewhat in that
way, I will strive to pleasure thee. What wilt thou wager upon
thy men?"
Then the merry King laughed again, for he dearly loved goodly
jest; so he said, amidst his laughter, "I will wager thee ten
tuns of Rhenish wine, ten tuns of the stoutest ale, and tenscore
bows of tempered Spanish yew, with quivers and arrows to match."
All that stood around smiled at this, for it seemed a merry
wager for a king to give to a queen; but Queen Eleanor bowed her
head quietly. "I will take thy wager," said she, "for I know
right well where to place those things that thou hast spoken of.
Now, who will be on my side in this matter?" And she looked
around upon them that stood about; but no one spake or cared to
wager upon the Queen's side against such archers as Tepus and
Gilbert and Clifton. Then the Queen spoke again, "Now, who will
back me in this wager? Wilt thou, my Lord Bishop of Hereford?"
"Nay," quoth the Bishop hastily, "it ill befits one of my
cloth to deal in such matters. Moreover, there are no such
archers as His Majesty's in all the world; therefore I would but
lose my money.
"Methinks the thought of thy gold weigheth more heavily with
thee than the wrong to thy cloth," said the Queen, smiling, and
at this a ripple of laughter went around, for everyone knew how
fond the Bishop was of his money. Then the Queen turned to a
knight who stood near, whose name was Sir Robert Lee. "Wilt thou
back me in this manner?" said she. "Thou art surely rich enough
to risk so much for the sake of a lady."
"To pleasure my Queen I will do it," said Sir Robert Lee,
"but for the sake of no other in all the world would I wager a
groat, for no man can stand against Tepus and Gilbert and
Clifton."
Then turning to the King, Queen Eleanor said, "I want no such
aid as Sir Robert giveth me; but against thy wine and beer and
stout bows of yew I wager this girdle all set with jewels from
around my waist; and surely that is worth more than thine."
"Now, I take thy wager," quoth the King. "Send for thy
archers straightway. But here come forth the others; let them
shoot, and then I will match those that win against all the
world."
"So be it," said the Queen. Thereupon, beckoning to young
Richard Partington, she whispered something in his ear, and
straightway the Page bowed and left the place, crossing the
meadow to the other side of the range, where he was presently
lost in the crowd. At this, all that stood around whispered to
one another, wondering what it all meant, and what three men the
Queen was about to set against those famous archers of the
King's guard.
And now the ten archers of the King's guard took their stand
again, and all the great crowd was hushed to the stillness of
death. Slowly and carefully each man shot his shafts, and so
deep was the silence that you could hear every arrow rap against
the target as it struck it. Then, when the last shaft had sped,
a great roar went up; and the shooting, I wot, was well worthy
of the sound. Once again Gilbert had lodged three arrows in the
white; Tepus came second with two in the white and one in the
black ring next to it; but stout Clifton had gone down and
Hubert of Suffolk had taken the third place, for, while both
those two good yeomen had lodged two in the white, Clifton had
lost one shot upon the fourth ring, and Hubert came in with one
in the third.
All the archers around Gilbert's booth shouted for joy till
their throats were hoarse, tossing their caps aloft, and shaking
hands with one another.
In the midst of all the noise and hubbub five men came
walking across the lawn toward the King's pavilion. The first
was Richard Partington, and was known to most folk there, but
the others were strange to everybody. Beside young Partington
walked a yeoman clad in blue, and behind came three others, two
in Lincoln green and one in scarlet. This last yeoman carried
three stout bows of yew tree, two fancifully inlaid with silver
and one with gold. While these five men came walking across the
meadow, a messenger came running from the King's booth and
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